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[G-Fex]

BROWN BAG SPECIAL UNBOXING!

FROM TNA ENTERTAINMENT

Brown bag was seperated from the rest of the merchandise and not actually filled with the merchandise

A T-SHIRT WHAT COULD IT BE? PLEASE BE SOMETHING GOOD

IT'S A FUCKING RVD SHIRT I AM NOW WEARING!

AWESOME

now for the banner? It's pinkish...VELVET SKY?

OMFG IT'S FUCKING THE CHARISMATIC ENIGMA JEFF HARDY OOOOMGGGGGGGGGG

and then HOLY SHIT IS THAT FOUR DVDS?

OMG, KEVIN NASH AND DUDLEY BOYS AND STEINER! IT'S PRE 2010 DVD'S! TAKE THAT RBH



now the action figure what could it be?....


OMG


OMG

IT'S FUCKING SHARKBOY OMGG!!!!!!!111

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Not a bad haul G-Fex!

 

[G-Fex]

Not a bad haul G-Fex!

YEAH! IT SFUCKING AWESOME.

I think the Sacrifice DVD with Steiner and samoa joe on the cover could possibly be the sacrifice ppv that STEINER MADE HIS LEGENDARY PROMO FOR.

 

[Perspicacity]

No need to be sarcastic G-Fex. I mean yeah it sucks you got a Jeff Hardy poster but the rest of that isn't too bad.

EDIT: I just realized that's the 09 Hard Justice, I'm so sorry.

 

[Sokantish]

It does suck about the Jeff Hardy poster though, really. If only it had been Velvet Sky...

 

[G-Fex]

JEFF HARDY IS GREAT YOU DOOFUSES

 

[Nocturnowl]

G-Fex said it's a poster but we can all tell that it's like one of those animu body pillows with Jeff Hardy on it made for his Gothic Lolita fangirls.

 

[G-Fex]

G-Fex said it's a poster but we can all tell that it's like one of those animu body pillows with Jeff Hardy on it made for his Gothic Lolita fangirls.

the only body pillow i'd want is one with tara or tessmacher on it

preferably both

 

[Perspicacity]

JEFF HARDY IS GREAT YOU DOOFUSES

Sorry I always forget you're a 13 year old girl.
Yeah, Jeff Hardy is radical

 

[G-Fex]

Sorry I always forget you're a 13 year old girl.
Yeah, Jeff Hardy is radical

I may be a 13 year old girl but damnit I know Jeff Hardy is radical and cooler than you and John Cena

 

[Nocturnowl]

the only body pillow i'd want is one with tara or tessmacher on it

preferably both

Reversible covers, I smell money and something else i'd rather not smell.

I may be a 13 year old girl but damnit I know Jeff Hardy is radical and cooler than you and John Cena

Hang on this just enforces my earlier point.

 

[G-Fex]

Reversible covers, I smell money and something else i'd rather not smell..

I just came

..

to this thread.

To agree with this post

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Hey G-Fex I'd appreciate if you took your enthusiasm to the appropriate wrasslegaf community sub-community unboxing community thread. You've been warned. This thread is for business only.

 

[G-Fex]

Hey G-Fex I'd appreciate if you took your enthusiasm to the appropriate wrasslegaf community sub-community unboxing community thread. You've been warned. This thread is for business only.

I've been in this 'Business' when your daddy was in nwo pampers

 

[SousedLouse]

I may be a 13 year old girl but damnit I know Jeff Hardy is radical and cooler than you and John Cena

That's not fair G-Fex, pairing anyone off with Cena would drag them down to the negatives in terms of coolness.

Wait, why am I even entertaining this? This has nothing to do with the incredibly focused purview of legitimate wrestling discussion! I'm going to watch some Mega Powers matches. I've got jealous eyes...

 

[G-Fex]

That's not fair G-Fex, pairing anyone off with Cena would drag them down to the negatives in terms of coolness.

Persp is a huge John cena and Juan cena fan

 

[Aiii]

That's a nice box you got there G-Fex.

Definitely beats the Norse box from 1912.

 

[G-Fex]

That's a nice box you got there G-Fex.

Definitely beats the Norse box from 1912.

oh yeah what was in that thing anyway?

 

[Aiii]

oh yeah what was in that thing anyway?

Bunch of papers, some newspapers from 1914 and 1919 and a couple of flag thingies.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

I feel like a diaper wearing gimmick had to be a thing in wcw but can't think of am example

 

[Perspicacity]

Persp is a huge John cena and Juan cena fan

I like that thing he does where he fucks up and gets fired then just keeps showing up to work so he keeps his job. He's like George Costanza.

Cena should play George Costanza in the Seinfeld movie.

 

[XenoRaven]

Why do people hate Jeff Hardy and like RVD? Aren't they basically the same person except one does karate kicks?

 

[Perspicacity]

Are you saying meth is the same as pot?

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Happy Birthday, Vince McMahon.

 

[Sokantish]

Xeno likes meth, Persp. Who are you to judge him?

 

[G-Fex]

I like that thing he does where he fucks up and gets fired then just keeps showing up to work so he keeps his job. He's like George Costanza.

Cena should play George Costanza in the Seinfeld movie.

LOL that's our Cena!

Bunch of papers, some newspapers from 1914 and 1919 and a couple of flag thingies.

wait if it's from 1912 how is that possible?

 

[Aiii]

LOL that's our Cena!


wait if it's from 1912 how is that possible?

 

[Nocturnowl]

Happy Birthday, Vince McMahon.

http://imgur.com/RHuHq.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR1ylRN3iFo&t=12m42s"]He's right! it's Vinny Mac's B-Day[/URL]

One year closer to relinquishing his hold on this company?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QsKoZ.gif

 

[Laserfrog]

Vince is gonna live forever, I can feel it.

 

[XenoRaven]

Are you saying meth is the same as pot?

I don't know. Do they both help you get over by jumping off of things?

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Did Buff Bagwell wear a diaper at one point?

 

[maxxpower]

I want a Velvet Sky poster.

 

[G-Fex]

I want a Velvet Sky poster.

I want a Velvet Sky

 

[cr_blah_blah]

I want a Velvet Sky

Poster?

 

[G-Fex]

Poster?

No, just Velvet Sky.

I got a spot on my lap for her.

we can do a lot of things in my bedroom.


You know?


Like I can show her my dreamcast or my Sega Saturn

or I can show her my turbo Grafx 16 or my turbo Express

and I can show her my dvd collection

or even show her my cool RVD shirt

or I can show her my awesome beatles CD collection

Or how I have the star trek animated series on DVD

 

[SousedLouse]

I feel like a diaper wearing gimmick had to be a thing in wcw but can't think of am example

Did Buff Bagwell wear a diaper at one point?

You might be thinking of that Crybaby Match between Razor Ramon and The 1-2-3 Kid; loser had to wear a diaper and carry around a big bottle. That was WWE though (In Your House 6, to be exact), not WCW.

 

[XenoRaven]

You might be thinking of that Crybaby Match between Razor Ramon and The 1-2-3 Kid; loser had to wear a diaper and carry around a big bottle. That was WWE though (In Your House 6, to be exact), not WCW.

That era sure had some weird match stipulations. I just watched a "Kiss My Foot" match and Bret Hart ended up sticking his toes into Jerry Lawler's mouth.

 

[Sokantish]

G-Fex is pretty creepy sometimes

 

[Entropia]

That era sure had some weird match stipulations. I just watched a "Kiss My Foot" match and Bret Hart ended up sticking his toes into Jerry Lawler's mouth.

I have a foot fetish. Link it?

 

[Aiii]

Cole and Lawler did that a year ago.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

That era sure had some weird match stipulations. I just watched a "Kiss My Foot" match and Bret Hart ended up sticking his toes into Jerry Lawler's mouth.

That's what Lawler calls a win-win

 

[G-Fex]

Vince gets off on all that stuff

I'm sure he touches himself to the kiss my ass segments

 

[BillRiccio]

Roughly 24 hours until the CHIKARA viewing party. I think I'm going to do a contest after the event where you can win an old school figure from my collection or something along those lines. Honestly if you don't watch the hardcore Wrassle GAF members will probably refer to you as "Mark" from here on out. "The Great Escape" can be purchased at http://smvod.com hope to see you dudes there.

All right Wrassle GAF were going to try and get this wrestling train moving by having a CHIKARA viewing party this Saturday at 2pm EST. You can purchase "The Great Escape" at smvod.com. This should be a good warm up for King Of Trios next month. Here is a run down of the card we will be watching and who is confirmed to be watching.

-assailANT vs. Green Ant
- First round of The Young Lions Cup
Cameron Matthews vs. Kobald vs. Anthony Stone vs. Jivin' Jimmy
-Ophidian vs. Frightmare
-Icarus vs. The Mysterious & Handsome Stranger
-combatANT, deviANT & Soldier Ant vs. 3.0 & Gran Akuma
-Jakob Hammermeier & Tim Donst vs. The Batiri
-The Shard vs. Sugar Dunkerton
-The Heart Throbs & The Young Bucks vs. Mike Quackenbush, Hallowicked & UltraMantis Black
-For the CHKARA Grand Championship
Sara Del Rey vs. Eddie Kingston

Confirmed Wrassle Gaf members who are planning to watch.

BillRiccio
NawidA
tm24
XenoRaven
djsandman
Laserfrog
Sunflower


If I missed anyone or your planning on joining in on the fun reply or drop me a private message and I'll add you to the cool kid party.

 

[Perspicacity]

I don't know. Do they both help you get over by jumping off of things?

Well no, but they both prevent you from winning/holding world titles. So there's that I guess.

But seriously, RVD was good in ECW and early in his WWE run but then he got fat and lazy. He's white Rey Mysterio.

 

[SousedLouse]

That era sure had some weird match stipulations. I just watched a "Kiss My Foot" match and Bret Hart ended up sticking his toes into Jerry Lawler's mouth.

Yeah, that was weird. And Lawler was forced to stuff his foot into his own mouth by Hart before that, if I remember correctly. I'm kind of surprised that the Kiss My Foot match is still somewhat popular. Well, not 'surprised', more like 'disappointed', but still. Hell, Cole and Lawler did one about a year ago.

There were a lot of weird gimmick matches back then. The 49'ers match, World War 3, ____ On A Pole, etc. Hell, I remember reading about a type of match in the '70s called a Shark Cage match, where they'd put two wrestlers in a tiny little cell and have them fight for a couple minutes and then schooch a few inches to get out.

 

[BillRiccio]

That era sure had some weird match stipulations. I just watched a "Kiss My Foot" match and Bret Hart ended up sticking his toes into Jerry Lawler's mouth.

I'll take that over a "Kiss my Ass" match. Jerry is probably into that sort of thing anyway, so it was a win/win for everyone.

 

[somedevil]

Final Claire Lynch Story:

TNA Wrestling concluded the Claire Lynch storyline last night on Impact Wrestling with her legal representative revealing that she never was pregnant and had agreed to blackmail AJ Styles after being approached by Daniels and Kazarian—she drugged Styles and took scandalous photos suggesting he was the father of her fake baby. Lynch did not appear during the segment since she quit the promotion.

Multiple TNA sources have confirmed that Lynch, whose real name is Julia Reilly, immediately quit the company after her identity was discovered online and wrestling fans began bombarding her professional website, YouTube and LinkedIn accounts with "derogatory and hateful messages about her acting, her character's actions and her character's appearance."

As a working actor, Reilly didn't want potential employers and casting directors researching her to come across the hateful scorn, which was described as "some of the most classless garbage you'd expect to see, just low rent message board loser stuff." As a result, she quit TNA and immediately closed her professional accounts in an attempt to deflect the vitriol.

I feel sorry for her. She was not very good in her role but didn't deserve the lowest of the IWC treat her like that becasue they hate the angle.

 

[Aiii]

Final Claire Lynch Story:



I feel sorry for her. She was not very good in her role but didn't deserve the lowest of the IWC treat her like that becasue they hate the angle.

To be fair, her "acting" was what made the angle so offensive in the first place.

 

[SousedLouse]

Roughly 24 hours until the CHIKARA viewing party. I think I'm going to do a contest after the event where you can win an old school figure from my collection or something along those lines. Honestly if you don't watch the hardcore Wrassle GAF members will probably refer to you as "Mark" from here on out.

Aw man, I don't wanna be called Mark!
But I blew through my hobby budget this month. I guess I'll just have to sit this one out. You guys are going to have another one soon, right?

 

[British Monsoon]

But seriously, RVD was good in ECW and early in his WWE run but then he got fat and lazy. He's white Rey Mysterio.

Seriously. I remember when he showed up in PWG last year - he looked completely disinterested and barely sold for either of his opponents. Chris Hero looked so unbelievably pissed off all throughout the match. I was hoping he'd hit RVD with a super stiff elbow to make the fucker sell, but I guess Hero has too much class for that.

Roughly 24 hours until the CHIKARA viewing party. I think I'm going to do a contest after the event where you can win an old school figure from my collection or something along those lines. Honestly if you don't watch the hardcore Wrassle GAF members will probably refer to you as "Mark" from here on out. "The Great Escape" can be purchased at http://smvod.com hope to see you dudes there.

I impatiently already watched the show, but if I'm around Saturday evening I don't mind watching it again with you guys, as it was a real fun show with an awesome main event.