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[CrunchinJelly]

#2 WWE superstar curtain-jerking Raw.

 

[Diablos54]

Well apart from the Punk/Rey match (Which was ... Decent), it's been a poor first hour. And Orton/Show kicking off the second hour doesn't fill me with confidence.

 

[DMczaf]

At least Randy never gets divorced.

He just gets a new actress.

 

[Ithil]

*car chase helicopter came*

We got an ultra white Bronco speeding down...

 

[McNei1y]

He's a good actor

 

[Enfinit]

Money on neither jobbing and something really, really stupid happening for a double DQ.

 

[Plywood]

At least Randy never gets divorced.

He just gets a new actress.

It's how you keep a marriage going.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

That was just a horrid hour of Raw. Shit start to the 2nd hour with this match.

 

[butter_stick]

"I don't think you should use the word "steal""

SHUT UP LAWLER

 

[slightconfuse]

Getting the wrestling out early so more recaps later

 

[spindashing]

Wow, I...feel like changing the channel.

King is horrible on commentary. Cole...is really good on commentary.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

It's how you keep a marriage going.

"Daddy whose she?"

 

[Seraphis Cain]

That was just a horrid hour of Raw. Shit start to the 2nd hour with this match.

To hear this from you, of all people...it's surprising.

ALSO SHUT UP LAWLER, HE STOLE THE CAR. IF YOU DON'T HAVE PERMISSION IT'S NOT BORROWING.

 

[Kyoufu]

Hey guys this match isn't going to end in DQ.

I promise.

 

[DMczaf]

Big Show trying to steal Mark Henry's trash talking gimmick, and failing at that too.

RETIRE.

 

[atomsk]

Hey guys this match isn't going to end in DQ.

I promise.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

 

[slightconfuse]

Wow, I...feel like changing the channel.

King is horrible on commentary. Cole...is really good on commentary.

is like bizzaro world or something

 

[truly101]

So whats the over/under of them bringing back the Highlight Reel or some other in ring vignette to fill up time?

 

[Keyser Soze]

Hey kids, steel a car and you too can trend worldwide on Twitter

 

[Cagey]

To hear this from you, of all people...it's surprising.

ALSO SHUT UP LAWLER, HE STOLE THE CAR. IF YOU DON'T HAVE PERMISSION IT'S NOT BORROWING.

But it's not theft under traditional common law.

 

[Ithil]

King: Do you know how much trouble you might get in with Sheamus if you accuse him of stealing?

Yeah, careful Cole, he might beat you up, adding assault to the theft charges.

 

[Plywood]

So whats the over/under of them bringing back the Highlight Reel or some other in ring vignette to fill up time?

The entire show has been improptu, I am convinced.

 

[El Pescado]

Oh, hey, a Randy Orton match...

 

[butter_stick]

Super Orton :bow

 

[Kaladin]

Big Show trying to steal Mark Henry's trash talking gimmick, and failing at that too.

RETIRE.

Big Show vs Rey Mysterio (Double Retirement Match)

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Oh, hey, a Randy Orton match...

Fuck yeah, Neo Turf Masters. I loved that game when I had a NGPC.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

FKO

 

[DMczaf]

Big Show vs Rey Mysterio (Double Retirement Match)

Somehow Daniel Bryan loses the match.

 

[Ithil]

It's funny how over Orton remains with the crowds despite not having a major angle or match for near a year.

 

[slightconfuse]

ACE CUTTER

 

[Keyser Soze]

Thor from Stargate SG1...

... totally looks like beardless Randy Orton.

 

[Kenobi]

Double count out yay

 

[spindashing]

So, after this is the inevitable Funkasaurus bit, right?

 

[Ithil]

Somehow Daniel Bryan loses the match.

Via BROGUE KICK OUTTA NOWHERE!

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Side note: I almost picked up WWE All-Stars for 3DS today, but decided against it since I already have it on PS3.

 

[Kaladin]

Via BROGUE KICK OUTTA NOWHERE!

In 18 seconds.

 

[Kyoufu]

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Told you.

 

[Sokantish]

Thanks a lot Professor Beef. You got my hopes up for Persona 2 on the PSN but you must have meant the dumb PSP version!

 

[Professor Beef]

Via BROGUE KICK OUTTA NOWHERE!

Drive-by Bro Kick

 

[slightconfuse]

Side note: I almost picked up WWE All-Stars for 3DS today, but decided against it since I already have it on PS3.

they should make a new one of those most fun since n54 era

 

[The Frankman]

Orton is broken.

 

[butter_stick]

Is Orton being punished for being a disgrace to the sport of professional wrestling?

 

[Enfinit]

Side note: I almost picked up WWE All-Stars for 3DS today, but decided against it since I already have it on PS3.

Is it any good? I don't have it, but I might pick it up for 3DS if it's worth it.

 

[Ithil]

If neither man is able to have a pinfall finish, clean or not, just don't have the match.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

"The action was hot and heavy"

 

[Kaladin]

This match =

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[cr_blah_blah]

OUTTA RKOWHERE

 

[The Frankman]

RKO

OUTTA NOWHERE

 

[Ithil]

Which one is the the Summerslam main event again?

 

[slightconfuse]

why bother having a match aleast have someone get hit with a chair