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Sokantish

Member
Why does AJ have to wear a suit? Why can't she just wear nothing?

If Ambrose to finally come to Raw, who would be a good opponent to him start a feud with?

Yes, this is Ambrose week. Let's start the Ambrose discussion! They should have made Regal GM for like a week and then let Ambrose take him out.
 
Ambrose should debut as the protege of Kane, it's where he got his craziness from.
I think i've nailed this Ambrose fantasy booking stuff, what do you think guys?
 
get ambrose far away from kane rather have him be tag team with bryan. its simple.

Aj commits bryan to an asylum(gives bryan some time off)
Bryan comes back says he made a friend
ambrose comes out - new tag champs or just general crazy teeam
profit
 
You don't want Ambrose to succeed? :(

Carrying the torch for SoulPlaya I see. THAT'S THE DUMBEST FANTASY BOOKING EVER I HATE YOU

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Even as a joke it's probably better than what he will get, now maybe you should all brace yourselves for that eventuality.

I bet if I simply said protege of Daniel Bryan you'd all LOVE the idea, Bryan gets thrown in the loony bin for a week after failing his psychiatric tests from Raw last week and returns with his new buddy Ambrose.
 

McNei1y

Member
Ambrose interrupting the wedding would've been the way to go...

I mean he's pulling a Kane AND he's feuding with Bryan. Its a win win all around.

Speaking of Kane, where did SoulPlaya go?
 
Ambrose interrupting the wedding would've been the way to go...

I mean he's pulling a Kane AND he's feuding with Bryan. Its a win win all around.

Speaking of Kane, where did SoulPlaya go?

He's taking a GAF break to enjoy the rest of this holiday period, he'll return in September after spending his time away stalking Kane across the world and blessing us all with many snapshots of good guy Glen in normal life situations.
 

Sokantish

Member
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Even as a joke it's probably better than what he will get, now maybe you should all brace yourselves for that eventuality.

I bet if I simply said protege of Daniel Bryan you'd all LOVE the idea, Bryan gets thrown in the loony bin for a week after failing his psychiatric tests from Raw last week and returns with his new buddy Ambrose.

Actually I don't think Ambrose or Bryan should be friends with anyone, sir.
 

jmdajr

Member
Kevin Nash article up on Grantland. Article makes you like and hate him for all the reasons you think

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...vin-nash-making-headway-hollywood-keeps-night

lets see

edit: worth it for the links to the Jim Cornette and Lebron video.

Plus..

"When Benoit and Guerrero hugged [at the end of WrestleMania XX], that was the end of the business," he says. "Has business been the same since that WrestleMania? Has it come close to the Austin era? Has it come close to the nWo or the Hogan era? You put two fucking guys that were great workers that were the same height as the fucking referees, and I'm sorry, man. Are you going to watch a porno movie with a guy with a three-inch dick? Even if you're not gay, you will not watch a porno movie with a guy with a three-inch dick. That's not the standard in porno films. So you put a 5-foot-7 guy as your world champion."

He has the same problem with today's Internet heroes, Phil "CM Punk" Brooks and Bryan "Daniel Bryan" Danielson.

"They are not bigger than life," he says. "I bet they could both walk through airports and not be noticed unless they have a gimmick shirt on and the belt."

hahahaha, oh kevin
 

Credo

Member
Nash comes off as the guy who's in his mid-40s and still talking about how awesome he was at high school football, like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. He achieved a lot more than those guys, but the attitude still seems similar. Dude needs an ego check.
 
Oh I didn't know SoulPlaya took off. Oh well, I feel like every person in NXT Season 6 who lost their pro mid-season.
Guess I'll just finish out my Kane Kontract then start hanging out back in FCW.
 

Kaladin

Member
Oh I didn't know SoulPlaya took off. Oh well, I feel like every person in NXT Season 6 who lost their pro mid-season.
Guess I'll just finish out my Kane Kontract then start hanging out back in FCW.

FCW? Forget about that, you're busted down to working Florida indies because you can't afford to move out of the state.
 

jmdajr

Member
Nash comes off as the guy who's in his mid-40s and still talking about how awesome he was at high school football, like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. He achieved a lot more than those guys, but the attitude still seems similar. Dude needs an ego check.

I know they give Jericho crap for his return but Kevin Nash probably had the worst "comeback" of all time. God it was terrible. He's probably still bitter that Punk owned the fuck out of him.
 

G-Fex

Member
Daniel Bryan will SACRIFICE KANE.

FOR THE GOOD OF THE IWC

THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
 

Kaladin

Member
After losing the title to Bret Hart in late 1995, Nash met with McMahon to discuss the direction of the business. "Did you see Heat? Did you root for Pacino or De Niro?," Nash asked his boss. McMahon admitted to cheering for the villain. "Don't you understand that the antihero is the new hero?" He thinks it inspired the Attitude Era and the subsequent ascent of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.


LOL Nash.
 

DMczaf

Member
I thought the rule was that Vince doesn't seen a popular movie until 20 years after release?

We are still 3 years away from Heat.
 
As much as I don't agree with a lot of what Nash says, it's good to see somebody out of the business who isn't physically and/or financially fucked.
 

somedevil

Member
I thought the rule was that Vince doesn't seen a popular movie until 20 years after release?

We are still 3 years away from Heat.

lol, yeah because when Scott hall came up with his Razor Ramon gimmick Vince thought it was a great original idea because he never saw scarface yet.
 

Cagey

Banned
True Story: Kevin Nash is the true inspiration for the Damien Sandow gimmick.

"I'm never going to be an Internet darling. I could hit an 890 hurricanrana tomorrow and they'll say, 'Oh, his left knee hit before his right knee,'" he says. "You're not supposed to be 7 feet tall, handsome, smart. You're a giant, you should look like a giant and fee-fi-fo-fum around. You shouldn't know anything about art. You shouldn't be well-rounded. Look at the core of the hard-core wrestling fans. What do we have in common? When they go to New York City, do they go to the modern art museum and can't believe that Picasso's early work is not cubism? Do they know that? Do they care? Have they ever spent a day at an art museum ever in their life? Do they go to Amsterdam to see Van Goghs, then go to a coffeehouse and then go see Van Goghs again?" He laughs. "They don't. Sorry, man." It sounds like a great Kevin Nash promo.

What do all you uneducated mofuckas know about early Picasso?
 
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