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[Sephzilla]

My girlfriend and I are driving to Atlanta right now and keep seeing signs for Shoneys, I'm afraid big poppa pump is too close to me.

ARE YOU DOING A RUN IN ON RBH!?

Edit - posting again for exposure

GWF 7: Twin Beefs
Date: Friday, August 11th, 2017
Time: 7:00PM Eastern/6:00PM Central/12:00AM London
Where: Live from the Z-Pak Zone on www.twitch.tv/sephzilla - Replay will be available on YouTube

Diane, 6:00 p.m., August Eleven. Entering the town of Twin Beefs, five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. I've never seen so much filth in my life. As S. P. Zilla would say, I'd rather be here than Philadelphia. Fifty four thousand in attendance. Bookerman said lose. If you could get paid that kind of money for being pinned fifty percent of the time, it'd beat jobbing. Diane, there's a champion who's never lost. The man at the truck stop said the challenger was a snitch, remind me to tell you who he snitched on. When I finish there I'll be checking into a smackdown hotel. I'm sure the commissioner will be able to recommend a clean place, reasonably priced. That's what I need, a clean place, reasonably priced.

GWF B+ #1 Contender Hell in a Cell Match
Hex vs klonere vs Excelsiorlef vs giancarlo123x vs serenewarfare vs Anth0ny

GWF B+ Championship Match
Syder vs RBH [c]

Singles Match
Tom Nook vs Pikma

GWF Tag Team Championship Match - If the Brenemies lose, they must disband
The Brenemies (Browny & Menome) vs The Huggers of Destruction (Zach & Biggest-Geek-Ever) [c]

GWF World #1 Contender Falls Count Anywhere Match
sf2fanatic vs Heroman

GWF World Championship Main Event Match
Professor Beef vs Beefy [c]

Important Notes:
-- Tall4life and The New Nation of Domination both have championship rematch requests that will be honored in future GWF events. Therefore they bypass #1 contender requirements.
-- Automatic championship rematches will probably become less of a thing going forward (aside from the previous two mentioned rematches). If you want constant rematches go watch Raw.
-- This will be the last GWF card for a while where all three championships will be defended on the same night. This is because future GWF shows will feature smaller cards in hopes to have more frequent shows

 

[Heroman]

Nice! Time to get started on 2014-2017!

He is not that rich.

 

[maniac-kun]

Kane should never have taken off that mask.

 

[Beefy]

If I lose tonight, gimmick change!

 

[Sephzilla]

jfc, if you lose you'll still have the best winning percentage by a long shot and you still want a repackage? smh

 

[Beefy]

jfc, if you lose you'll still have the best winning percentage by a long shot and you still want a repackage? smh

Not a big change, so don't worry. More of just a lil edit if anything.

 

[Hasney]

Woo, fighting back against cancer with video game Royal Rumbles in just over an hour. I'm actually pretty pumped.

 

[Tom Nook]

Is my match on first? I won't be able to watch the rest, going the road around 5:30 PM PST.

 

[Recall]

Satoshi Kojima and Hirooki Goto have excellent entrance themes. Goto's even has a King of Fighters boss stage feel to it, so good.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Woo, fighting back against cancer with video game Royal Rumbles in just over an hour. I'm actually pretty pumped.

Details?

 

[Sephzilla]

Is my match on first? I won't be able to watch the rest, going the road around 5:30 PM PST.

third match. card as its listed is the match order. 5:30 PST is 7:30 my time so i imagine you'll see your match.

If things go smoothly you'll probably see a good chunk of the show

 

[Hasney]

Details?

https://www.twitch.tv/newlegacyinc/events

30 rumbles, the winner of each will go into the 31st Royalest of Rumbles for the ultimate winner while donations come in for Fighting Back, a Canadian charity that uses wrestling to fun cancer research.

 

[Guzim]

https://mobile.twitter.com/barclayscenter/status/896094729246433280

Spoilers for Raw after Summerslam.

 

[Zach]

If I lose tonight, gimmick change!

Way to kill your mystique.

 

[UrbanDandy]

Didn't realise they did a Rawmania 1994. The Backlund section is so damn good.

Cena is truly the star of Trainwreck

You guys are A + Players.

 

[Beefy]

Way to kill your mystique.

Going to change it to black Trump

 

[Mahonay]

Going to change it to black Trump

 

[Hex]

I have a small confession.
I have developed what may be a small obsession with Melissa Santos.
Not in the Marty the Moth kind of way, or the Zach talking about balls while staring lovingly at a bottle of Fanta...but still...

 

[Hasney]

I have a small confession.
I have developed what may be a small obsession with Melissa Santos.
Not in the Marty the Moth kind of way, or the Zach talking about balls while staring lovingly at a bottle of Fanta...but still...

Cage is dating her, so I wouldn't persue it too much

 

[Zach]

Obsessions are unhealthy, Hex.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Time for Cody to get his revenge tonight on this Omega mark

 

[Recall]

Day 6 of the G1 felt the most house show like of the shows I've seen so far. Nothing overly great but fine enough.

 

[SallyIsNow]

I have a small confession.
I have developed what may be a small obsession with Melissa Santos.
Not in the Marty the Moth kind of way, or the Zach talking about balls while staring lovingly at a bottle of Fanta...but still...

 

[sf2fanatic]

Obsessions are unhealthy, Hex.

https://youtu.be/hIs5StN8J-0

 

[Pikma]

Zach is unhealthy

 

[SallyIsNow]

Zach is unhealthy

Get'im!!!

 

[shaowebb]

https://youtu.be/hIs5StN8J-0

Wow...I think every single person in that video must be into coke or something. Just look at them. That aint a healthy look.

 

[Zach]

Tempers are flaring as we're just moments away from tonight's spectacular! But first, a word from our sponsors!

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GWF B+ #1 Contender Hell in a Cell Match

Spoiler

Hex (5%) vs klonere (10%) vs Excelsiorlef (20%) vs giancarlo123x (50%) vs serenewarfare (5%) vs Anth0ny (10%)

giancarlo123x is expected to get a big push.

GWF B+ Championship Match

Spoiler

Syder (50%) vs RBH (50%)

50/50 booking makes this one impossible to predict.

Singles Match

Spoiler

Tom Nook (40%) vs Pikma (60%)

Pikma is expected to make the newcomer look good before pulling out the W.

GWF Tag Team Championship Match - If the Brenemies lose, they must disband

Spoiler

The Brenemies (25%) vs The Huggers of Destruction (75%)

Completely clean Zach seems to have little babby Menome's number.

GWF World #1 Contender Falls Count Anywhere Match

Spoiler

sf2fanatic (33%) vs Heroman (67%)

Heroman is known to be sleeping with Sephzilla.

GWF World Championship Main Event Match

Spoiler

Professor Beef (90%) vs Beefy (10%)

Rumors are in the air that management is not happy with Beefy's stale reign on top. Beefy reportedly doesn't want to do the J-O-B, as he has plans to retire undefeated, so expect shenanigans as GWF 7 goes off the air.

Now back to Scottify and strobogo at ringside!

 

[Hasney]

strobogo at ringside!

Finally found someone worse at the job than Otunga. Congrats!

 

[Zach]

At least you didn't lash out at my man Scottify.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Is Cody still working NJPW? Because I thought Cody was pretty awful when he was in WWE and it would be interesting if he suddenly got way better.

 

[slightconfuse]

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/896092749992124416

 

[Syder]

Is Cody still working NJPW? Because I thought Cody was pretty awful when he was in WWE and it would be interesting if he suddenly got way better.

Okada's worst match in this title reign.

 

[Dental Plan]

I got to the Nitro where Eric Bischoff calls out Vince McMahon to a shoot fight at Slamboree.

Crowd was dead for it.

 

[Scottify]

At least you didn't lash out at my man Scottify.

 

[Zach]

I got to the Nitro where Eric Bischoff calls out Vince McMahon to a shoot fight at Slamboree.

Crowd was dead for it.

Sad times. Turn back, Dental Plan. Turn baaack!

 

[Heroman]

Okada's worst match in this title reign.

 

[Syder]

lol what was worse?


Even Fale had a better match

 

[Heroman]

lol what was worse?


Even Fale had a better match

In what way was the fale match better?

 

[Hasney]

In what way was the fale match better?

The part where the match happened.

 

[SallyIsNow]

The part where the match happened.

 

[half a moon]

I have a small confession.
I have developed what may be a small obsession with Melissa Santos.
Not in the Marty the Moth kind of way, or the Zach talking about balls while staring lovingly at a bottle of Fanta...but still...

You look up pics of her feet?

 

[Pikma]

The part where the match happened.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

[Sinatar]

Day 17 time.

Nagata vs Falle to start? Poor way to close out your run Nagata.

 

[Hex]

You look up pics of her feet?

Uh no.....*makes not to self to edit og post about half a moon's foot obsession*


Side note, any way to watch "The Crash" events and matches?
I do not think Cubsfan has them

 

[Egg0]

The part where the match happened.

 

[Syder]

In what way was the fale match better?

Pretty much every way. It was wrestled in the New Japan style and didn't have a first half that almost sent me to sleep like the Cody match.

If Cody wrestled that match in WWE no one would remember it an hour later.

 

[Hasney]

We fighting cancer boyz

https://www.twitch.tv/newlegacyinc

 

[SallyIsNow]

Cody was so awful in that match that it made me an Okada mark

 

[half a moon]

Uh no.....*makes not to self to edit og post about half a moon's foot obsession*


Side note, any way to watch "The Crash" events and matches?
I do not think Cubsfan has them

I ain't got one playa