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August Wrasslin' |OT| I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU-LY
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I was referencing the promo he cut that forced GLAAD to step in
Reneledarker
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Ah! Anyway, I can not stand Cena, for his latent sexism and homophobia and his vomiting patriotism, he is on the list!!!
He still sucks
half a moon
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I'm watching the John Cena collection.
Plus it checks off one of his appearances and he gets paid the same either way.
It is win win
sf2fanatic
Member
Disc 1 or 2?
Fixed that for ya
sf2fanatic
Member
Professor Beef
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Cena has cut promos that have had WrestleGAF stand up and salute/clap.
Repeatedly. Cena is a damn good promo.
He's been cutting the exact same promo for a decade, it'd be pretty fucking pathetic if he didn't have it nailed down by now
That's because he's NOT A PART TIMER HES AN ALL TIMER AND YOURE NOT ON MY LEVEL AJ/MIZ/AMBROSE/RANDOM HEEL
THE CHAMP....IS.....HEEEEEERRRREEEE!
sf2fanatic
Member
Like i said before
Rock, Austin, HHH all say the same thing every week and people except it. Cena is just keeping on the tradition
Well, first of all, let me start of by saying my stats are about 6'0 120 lbs. Pathetic. I know. I've been like this for all my life, a walking stick. Well, I've decided enough is enough, and said I'm going to join a gym.
Well I was terrified, A skinny piece of crap like me entering a gym, everyone's going to laugh, point, and kick me out, but I just told myself, remember all the people who ever made fun of you through out life, it can't get any worse then that, and use that as motivation. So I did.
I entered the gym and my freakin legs were shaking, no joke. I have a routine that I am going to use, but today I said I'm just going to go in there and get a feel for the place, try a few excericises and gtfo. Well I walk in there, and I just see a bunch of bikes and treadmills, then the weights behind them, I was about to throw up i was so nervous, so I just jumped on the first treadmill in front of me. I turned it on, and watched the lifters.
F, these guys were HUGE. I mean MASSIVE, I said no way in HELLO am I going to go in there, so I got off the machine, and started to walk towards the door then stopped myself, I said no way, I came this far, and I'm sure they wont' really care. So I mustered enough courage, walked over there nervous as hek, and just walked straight to the curl rack.
There was an average guy next to me curling, I don't know looked about 30 lbs, so I figured I can probably do 20, so I try to pick up the 20's. AND I COULDN'T. So I look over and wouldn't you know it the guy next to me is none other than JOHN FUCKIN CENA and he's staring right at me, and told me "Try something else" then points at these pink ones on the floor. Apparently his friend behind him was watching and started laughing. So I turned around and I wanted to say something, but I just couldn't, I pick up the pink dumbbells and start curling. Well his friend starts making smart remarks like "WHOA THIS GUY IS A BEAST" "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHNOOOOOLLLD" and other things. I swear, I was getting so angry, I started to get a flashback of all the people who ever made fun of me in my life, one by one, and his voice in the background. I was steaming, all of a sudden i turn around out of sheer anger, it was as if I blacked out,and fling the pink dumbbell in his face. BAM, I HIT HIM. Then I realized, OMG DID I JUST HIT JOHN FUCKING CENA IN THE FACE WITH A PINK DUMB BELL!?!?!
He yells out WTF, then he pushes me against the rack, and him and his friend surround me that's when I realised these were a couple of guys who were up to no good, and started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and she said "You're movin' wth your auntie and uncle in Bel-air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror but anyway I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah forget "YO HOLMES TO BEL-AIR!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air
Well I was terrified, A skinny piece of crap like me entering a gym, everyone's going to laugh, point, and kick me out, but I just told myself, remember all the people who ever made fun of you through out life, it can't get any worse then that, and use that as motivation. So I did.
I entered the gym and my freakin legs were shaking, no joke. I have a routine that I am going to use, but today I said I'm just going to go in there and get a feel for the place, try a few excericises and gtfo. Well I walk in there, and I just see a bunch of bikes and treadmills, then the weights behind them, I was about to throw up i was so nervous, so I just jumped on the first treadmill in front of me. I turned it on, and watched the lifters.
F, these guys were HUGE. I mean MASSIVE, I said no way in HELLO am I going to go in there, so I got off the machine, and started to walk towards the door then stopped myself, I said no way, I came this far, and I'm sure they wont' really care. So I mustered enough courage, walked over there nervous as hek, and just walked straight to the curl rack.
There was an average guy next to me curling, I don't know looked about 30 lbs, so I figured I can probably do 20, so I try to pick up the 20's. AND I COULDN'T. So I look over and wouldn't you know it the guy next to me is none other than JOHN FUCKIN CENA and he's staring right at me, and told me "Try something else" then points at these pink ones on the floor. Apparently his friend behind him was watching and started laughing. So I turned around and I wanted to say something, but I just couldn't, I pick up the pink dumbbells and start curling. Well his friend starts making smart remarks like "WHOA THIS GUY IS A BEAST" "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHNOOOOOLLLD" and other things. I swear, I was getting so angry, I started to get a flashback of all the people who ever made fun of me in my life, one by one, and his voice in the background. I was steaming, all of a sudden i turn around out of sheer anger, it was as if I blacked out,and fling the pink dumbbell in his face. BAM, I HIT HIM. Then I realized, OMG DID I JUST HIT JOHN FUCKING CENA IN THE FACE WITH A PINK DUMB BELL!?!?!
He yells out WTF, then he pushes me against the rack, and him and his friend surround me that's when I realised these were a couple of guys who were up to no good, and started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and she said "You're movin' wth your auntie and uncle in Bel-air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror but anyway I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah forget "YO HOLMES TO BEL-AIR!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air
SallyIsNow
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What's happening to my WrestlingGAF?
Reneledarker
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They want Cena to fuck them while their girlfriend / wife watches.
sf2fanatic
Member
Story telling.. better story lines in here, hombre
FallingEdge
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i have reported this thread for trolling and staying off topic
profbeef would be proud
profbeef would be proud
half a moon
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It's the rise of cena on wwe network. Just got done with Undertaker rematch with Atrain run in
sf2fanatic
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Oh ok. I have to check that out
Luschient
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half a moon
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It's early carrer highlights ending in the win against jbl. Then I'm going to watch beyond the ring cena doco
what's the context of this lol
They all suddenly came to the realization that they were in TNA.
lmao RVD looking around and seeing the banners
SallyIsNow
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I reported FallingEdge for being a snitch
sf2fanatic
Member
Perfect usage of the gif. 😂😂
serenewarfare
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We'll find out soon.
SallyIsNow
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Replace Sweeney Tom with Hex
SallyIsNow
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Calling me a bitch? How Cena of you.
One of my friends who used to watch is under the impression that Khali won the belt.
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One of my friends who used to watch is under the impression that Khali won the belt.
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Now that he has been on WWE tv again TNA may call him up again any day
HashtagLapsed
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Well he may not even be signed with the company.
I guess, its probably another CWC situation. Dude is just happy to go out there and do his thing and then peace out I guess
avengers23
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Good 17 minute documentary on the South Pacific Power Couple: https://t.co/Tgo6Krqs5D
SallyIsNow
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PHOENIXZERO
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Everyone is getting Wrasslin' Documentaries on the Tubes these days.
I skipped a bunch of pages and going by what's on this one, it was probably for the best.
I skipped a bunch of pages and going by what's on this one, it was probably for the best.
giancarlo123x
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Delete the last page. It was a mistake
SallyIsNow
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I saw giancarlo123x at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, Oh, like youre doing now?
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
He said, Oh, like youre doing now?
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
HashtagLapsed
Member
Everyone keeps changing avatars and it is fucking with my head.
Watch your back tonight Mr OIN.
excelsiorlef
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The more they charge... the less people would go. The appeal is the price.
Indies have to ve careful not to expand too much because they'll collapse under their own weight.
British Monsoon
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Reminder that Hideki Suzuki's really, really good;
Also, don't fuck with Old Man Fujiwara;
Also, don't fuck with Old Man Fujiwara;
I don't know what you mean