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[Rhaknar]

Angry Bryan Alvarez is my new entertainment source

 

[Browny]

I don't know what you mean

What in the actual fuck is this?

Is this Maggle?

 

[Hasney]

Maggle reporting from WWE The World

 

[giancarlo123x]

I saw giancarlo123x at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[Syder]

Angry Bryan Alvarez is my new entertainment source

Has he reviewed the Punjabi Prison yet?

 

[SallyIsNow]

Shaun of the Dead is very good/10

Got choked up once or twice

 

[giancarlo123x]

Shaun of the Dead is very good/10

Got choked up once or twice

You're not so bad after all, one of my favorite films of all time.

 

[HashtagLapsed]

Shaun of the Dead is very good/10

Got choked up once or twice

Awesome movie.

I just started reading the book "The Name of the Wind" by Pat Rothfuss. Read the first 10 chapters or so on a train this afternoon and fuck me is it compelling. I already want to forego sleep to keep reading it.

 

[Browny]

Shaun of the Dead is very good/10

Got choked up once or twice

.

Top 10 of all time film.

 

[Zach]

I reported Zach in the hope that it'll get him disqualified from tonight's GWF match.

Sephzillo won't DQ his cash cow, daddeh.

 

[RecRoulette]

Tonight is the night! Somebody call my momma because it's about to get filthy up in here!

 

[Bronx-Man]

Well he may not even be signed with the company.

I guess, its probably another CWC situation. Dude is just happy to go out there and do his thing and then peace out I guess

Dude's got the right idea when it comes to all these promotions he's in. Get in, get your money, get out, repeat.

 

[Brian_FETO]

Omega hyping up the Ibushi match that's not even going to happen

 

[slightconfuse]

Oh good the Law is just Agnew

Pass

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Omega hyping up the Ibushi match that's not even going to happen

Fit well with the world title reign he hyped up that's not ever going to happen

 

[Brian_FETO]

Fit well with the world title reign he hyped up that's not ever going to happen

He's champion of the US! USA #1!!!

 

[Hasney]

I am the law

 

[BronsonLee]

Ibushi is King Flake so that doesn't surprise me at all

Also I heard DM was training for something but I'm not sure why

 

[Beefy]

🤔

 

[SallyIsNow]

SleepIsNow

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Also I heard DM was training for something but I'm not sure why

Olympics

Olds can still get gold

 

[Pikma]

Damn those Ivelisse tweets, why is everyone so fucking dumb

 

[Spuck-uk]

Dude's got the right idea when it comes to all these promotions he's in. Get in, get your money, get out, repeat.

Irony being Ibushi in no way needs the money, his family is absolutely loaded.

 

[Bruce Springsteen]

In this thread, tastemakers are usually regarded with hostilities by narrow-minded and reluctant followers, for some reason.

It's very unsettling

 

[Recall]

Irony being Ibushi in no way needs the money, his family is absolutely loaded.

Ibushi is the true golden standard.

 

[Zach]

It's my dude NeoGAF Bruce Springsteen!

 

[Sephzilla]

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! FLAMMABLED VS BEEFY IS HAPPENING!

GWF 6: The Never Ending Climax
Date: Monday, July 31st, 2017
Time: 7:00PM Eastern/6:00PM Central/12:00AM London
Where: Live from the Z-Pak Zone on www.twitch.tv/sephzilla - Replay will be available on YouTube

Huge matches fill a stacked GWF6 card as all of the championships are on the line, two #1 contenderships are on the line, GWF holds its first ever Elimination Chamber match, and two of the winningest undefeated superstars in GWF clash for the biggest prize in the game. Will the entire status quo of GWF's championship scene change dramatically? Will the never ending title reign of Beefy continue on?

GWF Tag Team Championshp
The Huggers of Destruction (Zach & Biggest-Geek-Ever) vs The New Nation of Domination (Bronx-Man & Kornflayx) [c]

Singles Match
RecRoulette vs SomewhatGroovy

Singles Match
Sinitar vs Serpentine

One Night Only Shoot Match
DMczaf vs BronsonLee

The BewareTheBatsie Winless Open Challenge
Mahonay vs BewareTheBatsie

B+ Championship #1 Contender Match
OwensIsNow vs Syder

GWF B+ Championship
Ithil vs RBH vs Tall4Life [c]

Extreme Rules Match
imBask vs sf2fanatic

World Title #1 Contender Elimination Chamber Match
FallingEdge vs Empyrean Heaven vs Professor Beef vs korly vs Recall vs Hasney

GWF World Championship
FlammableD vs Beefy [c]

 

[BronsonLee]

Olympics

Olds can still get gold

Damn those Ivelisse tweets, why is everyone so fucking dumb

Everyone in wrestling is stupid except me

 

[Foggy]

It's very unsettling

 

[Sephzilla]

Some of the passive trollers are back, it seems. I interpret this as a sign that Sunny's return is on the horizon

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

RecRoumark and I need to have a match on Splatoon 2 to settle who is the superior motherless bastard once and for all.

 

[Draxal]

Irony being Ibushi in no way needs the money, his family is absolutely loaded.

Yeah its kinda weird, isn't Goto's family rich as fuck as well?

 

[jmdajr]

OK. Monday..I got this....

Spoiler

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[SallyIsNow]

Video of a young Hex found
https://mobile.twitter.com/NickNBeauty/status/891363233810055168/video/1

 

[Rhaknar]

Has he reviewed the Punjabi Prison yet?

yes sir

 

[RecRoulette]

RecRoumark and I need to have a match on Splatoon 2 to settle who is the superior motherless bastard once and for all.

Missed opportunity to have a Splatoon 2 contract signing, INK AND MAYHEM EVERYWHERE.

 

[Hasney]

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! FLAMMABLED VS BEEFY IS HAPPENING!

Time to earn my ONE MORE MATCH with a corporate approved lucky last entry

 

[Bronx-Man]

Some of the passive trollers are back, it seems. I interpret this as a sign that Sunny's return is on the horizon

 

[Menome]

Sephzillo won't DQ his cash cow, daddeh.

I know. That's why I'm hoping he'll DQ you instead.

 

[Zach]

Yooouuu!

 

[Sephzilla]

I'm actually really excited for GWF tonight. Really stacked card, title matches, and a surprise or two are set up

Sephzillo won't DQ his cash cow, daddeh.

 

[Bruce Springsteen]

It must be nice staying in the mark bubble thinking Nakamura and AJ Styles are as good or important as Austin and Rock were during the Attitude Era

 

[Sephzilla]

It must be nice staying in the mark bubble thinking Nakamura and AJ Styles are as good or important as Austin and Rock were during the Attitude Era

Citation needed.

I don't see anyone saying this

 

[Bronx-Man]

Don't fall for it.

 

[Heroman]

It must be nice staying in the mark bubble thinking Nakamura and AJ Styles are as good or important as Austin and Rock were during the Attitude Era

It as if they are from two different era of pro wrestling. And nak was hugely important to njpw during his Ace year as was AJ to TNA.

 

[Sephzilla]

Oh wait, I forgot. Bruce Springsteen is a Vince Russo mark.

 

[Bruce Springsteen]

Citation needed.

I don't see anyone saying this

For starters, the implication of someone being a troll for being a fan of one of the only superstars left in Cena

It's condescending and ignorant

 

[XenoRaven]

It must be nice staying in the mark bubble thinking Nakamura and AJ Styles are as good or important as Austin and Rock were during the Attitude Era

Your face is a mark bubble

 

[Bruce Springsteen]

Oh wait, I forgot. Bruce Springsteen is a Vince Russo mark.

The fondest memories of wrasslin and the PEAK of its popularity were under Russo, so anyone who thinks fondly of that time period is a Russo mark... aka most people

 

[Heroman]

The fondest memories of wrasslin and the PEAK of its popularity were under Russo, so anyone who thinks fondly of that time period is a Russo mark... aka most people

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