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who wants a peice of RDV!!!
aw come on guys
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August Wrasslin' |OT| starring Bryan Danielson & John Cena in a worked reality show
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who wants a peice of RDV!!!
aw come on guys
who wants a peice of RDV!!!
aw come on guys
HE'S FIGHTING THE GHOST OF ANDRE!
billy beane
Banned
Looks like RVD smoked a little too much weed.
who wants a peice of RDV!!!
aw come on guys
Barrett: Yeeeeaaaaaah, no.
oh shit, lol damn
slightconfuse
Banned
Vince vs Triple Hotel isn't ending until WrestleMania. Survivor Series is when it'll really kick off. The brand splits are back! Only one brand is now called Triple H.
Lol I kinda wish it was zoomed in on Barrett for a perfect NOPE reaction.
D
Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
OMG this was wonderful. TENRYU APPEARS! So damn good, and Fuyuki is absolutely awesome.
Mr. Enigma
Member
The oldest of his three daughters will be the first female WWE Champion. Book it.
Big E: " I remember watching Goldberg as a kid.."
ME: WTF? I watched GOldberg and I wasn't a kid........*sobs* I AM OLDDDD....
"Now who I should I go after...RVD?
But what the hell is he doing?
Eh...nah."
Hahahaha!
She seems like a a cool lady. I wonder if she'll ever wind up in WWE, she's young and experienced enough.
Too busy signing wastes of space like Eva Marie.
UberTag
Member
When does Kofi get a new hat? I'm waiting for that Kofi to arrive. That's the one I want.Also, since Kofi's pants have stuck, I have updated the clock as I said I would:
Remember when they gave DH Smith a new hat... it worked wonders for him.
Serpentine
Banned
Between Layla and Kaitlyn's sloppy performance last week and Nattie just being terrible this week, I think i've lost total faith in the divas division. Kaitlyn was always a bit sloppy and has actually gotten better (from, uh, nothing to mediocre) but now i'm wondering if Layla and Nattie were always this bad.
JesseEwiak
Member
The fact it's the only way to make a livable wage in wrestling as a female and the fact your husband works for the same company?
That screencap is so compressed that hat looks like a photoshop.Remember when they gave DH Smith a new hat... it worked wonders for him.
She's performing at the same quality as any other female wrestler. Why should she be held to a higher standard when the division doesn't even consider her a serious contender? Also, lots of ex-divas do just fine doing convention tours.
Personally, I'd say Natalya has the best job of all the Divas. She gets to travel the world and hang out with her friends/husband when he's not injured, and not have to destroy her body a few times a week. She gets to be around the business she loves and the people she loves without having to risk getting hurt all the time.
Seems like a good deal to me.
Seems like a good deal to me.
JesseEwiak
Member
But, but, she could be having 4 star matches in SHIMMER while also working at a Sunglasses Hut! Don't you know that star ratings can pay mortgages?
FeedMeAStrayCat
Member
So I've been listening to Daft Punk's Random Access Memories lately and the song "Give Life Back to Music" makes me laugh everytime I listen to it. All I hear is "Give Ryback to music".
Let the music in tonight
Just turn on the music
Let the music of your life
GIVE RYBACK TO MUSIC
I say we give Ryback to music and see what happens.
Let the music in tonight
Just turn on the music
Let the music of your life
GIVE RYBACK TO MUSIC
I say we give Ryback to music and see what happens.
I wonder if she's happy just doing that? If my dream was to wrestle, I wouldn't be happy with her position.
I'd probably rather work back-to-back shifts at Domino's and K-Mart and wrestle killer matches for a sizable promotion than be know as the farty girl that hangs out with a midget and a man who can barely speak and has no knees.
Are you suggesting we send Ryback on tour with Fozzy? I think that's a great idea. He can hype up the crowd.
FeedMeAStrayCat
Member
And here's Fozzy, with their new single "CRYBACK"!
Serpentine
Banned
I had her overrated in my head, even after watching her shitty clotheslines for like months it wasn't until yesterday I was like "wait a minute"
That botch was just fucking weird though, like that seems like amateur level stuff. I don't know if you can really attribute it to ring rust because she and Layla both wrestle on ME and Superstars sometimes
That botch was just fucking weird though, like that seems like amateur level stuff. I don't know if you can really attribute it to ring rust because she and Layla both wrestle on ME and Superstars sometimes
Aiii I really wouldn't talk about overrated female wrestlers if I was you. I wouldn't cast that stone.
Mr. Luchador
Member
Figures.
WCW Thunder 5/27/98
Did Sting join the Wolfpac? We don't know. Maybe we'll find out tonight.
Bret Hart comes to the ring to start the show. He zips up his pants half way to the ring. That was odd. As it turns out, Bret is disappointed in the fans. He feels bad for Sting, who is similarly fighting with his conscience and the fans aren't helping him. He is trying to convince Sting not to join the Wolfpac.
Lol for No Holds Barred being shown after Thunder.
Jim Powers vs Barbarian
Hart and Hugh are with Barb tonight. Hugh was fat as fuck. He had to have put on 40 pounds in the few months he was off. He obviously wasn't doing naked squats. Barb mostly dominates and wins with the big boot after Powers punches Jimmy.
TO THE SCHIAVONE. He brings out Chris Jericho. He apologizes for his confrontation with JJ on Nitro. He asks for the REAL Double J to come out. Tony lets Jericho know that JJ is not in the building or even the city. Jericho then makes Tony hold a CONSPIRACY VICTIM ---> sign and goes on a big rant on JJ. He's going to Washington!
Recap of Nash getting attacked and Lex joining the Wolfpac, and the offer to Sting to join.
High Voltage vs British Bulldog/Jim Neidhart
U wot m8?
The Wolfpac come to the ring. They have their new music. Savage says that Lex Luger is the man. Even though they were trying to kill each other a few months ago. Curt Hennig is again missing in action with no attention brought to it. Lex puts over everyone as multi time champions and claims he turned his back on no one. He still respects WCW and what it stands for. Lex is basically begging Sting to join the Wolfpac.
Hammer vs Glacier
COME ON. Glacier put Hammer in the Rings of Saturn. This made Saturn come out and super kick him. Hammer went after Saturn. Raven ran out and hit the Evenflow on him for it. Raven literally gets on his knees and begs for Saturn to come back to him. Raven screams that he sees Mortis, so they attack a fan. Then another one. But it turns out that Mortis was dressed as a construction worker (lol? Why would there be a random construction worker walking around the set?) and lays Raven out. BANG!
Chris Benoit vs Booker T Best of 7 Series Match 2
I can't imagine these matches are going to be too different from each other. They've already had at least 7 matches on TV this year as it is. Benoit is on the offense, chopping and headbutting and whatnot. A lot of them. They have a collision in the center of the ring. Benoit is the one to recover and comes back with a back drop and huge diving headbutt. Book gets out of a sleeper and hits the ax kick. Book again rips his dick on the ropes trying a side kick. He kind of clipped Benoit at the same time. Book comes back with a side walk buster slam spine. Spinarooni. Benoit ducks another side kick, goes for a Reich Suplex, but Book reverses. He goes up top and its the missile drop kick for the win. Series is tied at 1-1. Match 3 will be on WCW Saturday Night this weekend.
TO THE SCHIAVONE. Tony caught up with Benoit, who said he was going to cripple and LYNCH Booker T. I can't believe WCW allowed such a racist to be on television.
Brad Armstrong vs Fit Finlay WCW TV Championship
I wonder how WCW decides who gets shots at the TV and US championships. Most of the people are jobbers who haven't won in months, yet get title shots. Finaly basically just beats the shit out of Brad. He got very little offense and Finlay won with the tombstone.
Recap of the Piper/Hart/Savage stuff from Nitro.
Barry Darsow vs Saturn
Saturn is probably in a bad mood. Repo Man seems pretty bummed all the time. It's actually pretty back and forth, which is odd. Repo his a shoulder breaker and tries...some kind of arm hold that didn't like like it hurt at all. Saturn gets to the ropes and hits a super kick. DVD for the win.
Some weather issues kill the feed, so we get to see a still picture for a while. It was probably intentional just so they could have more filler.
Barry Horrowitz vs Goldberg WCW US Championship
This is the Jewiest match in WCW history! Goldberg crushes Barry. I can't stand this Jew on Jew violence!
The main event is...the nWo coming to the ring. No Hogan, so Bret is in charge I guess. He calims that he is the only person Sting can trust. He shit talks the Wolfpac for a while and wants to know where Sting stands. The Wolfpac come out. They all brawl. WE'RE OUTTA TIME. Lol. Seriously? I might as well just skip Thunder for the rest of the year. Saying that it is modern day Smackdown levels of filler is giving it too much credit. It's more like PPV week Superstars, but stretched out to 2 hours.
Did Sting join the Wolfpac? We don't know. Maybe we'll find out tonight.
Bret Hart comes to the ring to start the show. He zips up his pants half way to the ring. That was odd. As it turns out, Bret is disappointed in the fans. He feels bad for Sting, who is similarly fighting with his conscience and the fans aren't helping him. He is trying to convince Sting not to join the Wolfpac.
Lol for No Holds Barred being shown after Thunder.
Jim Powers vs Barbarian
Hart and Hugh are with Barb tonight. Hugh was fat as fuck. He had to have put on 40 pounds in the few months he was off. He obviously wasn't doing naked squats. Barb mostly dominates and wins with the big boot after Powers punches Jimmy.
TO THE SCHIAVONE. He brings out Chris Jericho. He apologizes for his confrontation with JJ on Nitro. He asks for the REAL Double J to come out. Tony lets Jericho know that JJ is not in the building or even the city. Jericho then makes Tony hold a CONSPIRACY VICTIM ---> sign and goes on a big rant on JJ. He's going to Washington!
Recap of Nash getting attacked and Lex joining the Wolfpac, and the offer to Sting to join.
High Voltage vs British Bulldog/Jim Neidhart
U wot m8?
The Wolfpac come to the ring. They have their new music. Savage says that Lex Luger is the man. Even though they were trying to kill each other a few months ago. Curt Hennig is again missing in action with no attention brought to it. Lex puts over everyone as multi time champions and claims he turned his back on no one. He still respects WCW and what it stands for. Lex is basically begging Sting to join the Wolfpac.
Hammer vs Glacier
COME ON. Glacier put Hammer in the Rings of Saturn. This made Saturn come out and super kick him. Hammer went after Saturn. Raven ran out and hit the Evenflow on him for it. Raven literally gets on his knees and begs for Saturn to come back to him. Raven screams that he sees Mortis, so they attack a fan. Then another one. But it turns out that Mortis was dressed as a construction worker (lol? Why would there be a random construction worker walking around the set?) and lays Raven out. BANG!
Chris Benoit vs Booker T Best of 7 Series Match 2
I can't imagine these matches are going to be too different from each other. They've already had at least 7 matches on TV this year as it is. Benoit is on the offense, chopping and headbutting and whatnot. A lot of them. They have a collision in the center of the ring. Benoit is the one to recover and comes back with a back drop and huge diving headbutt. Book gets out of a sleeper and hits the ax kick. Book again rips his dick on the ropes trying a side kick. He kind of clipped Benoit at the same time. Book comes back with a side walk buster slam spine. Spinarooni. Benoit ducks another side kick, goes for a Reich Suplex, but Book reverses. He goes up top and its the missile drop kick for the win. Series is tied at 1-1. Match 3 will be on WCW Saturday Night this weekend.
TO THE SCHIAVONE. Tony caught up with Benoit, who said he was going to cripple and LYNCH Booker T. I can't believe WCW allowed such a racist to be on television.
Brad Armstrong vs Fit Finlay WCW TV Championship
I wonder how WCW decides who gets shots at the TV and US championships. Most of the people are jobbers who haven't won in months, yet get title shots. Finaly basically just beats the shit out of Brad. He got very little offense and Finlay won with the tombstone.
Recap of the Piper/Hart/Savage stuff from Nitro.
Barry Darsow vs Saturn
Saturn is probably in a bad mood. Repo Man seems pretty bummed all the time. It's actually pretty back and forth, which is odd. Repo his a shoulder breaker and tries...some kind of arm hold that didn't like like it hurt at all. Saturn gets to the ropes and hits a super kick. DVD for the win.
Some weather issues kill the feed, so we get to see a still picture for a while. It was probably intentional just so they could have more filler.
Barry Horrowitz vs Goldberg WCW US Championship
This is the Jewiest match in WCW history! Goldberg crushes Barry. I can't stand this Jew on Jew violence!
The main event is...the nWo coming to the ring. No Hogan, so Bret is in charge I guess. He calims that he is the only person Sting can trust. He shit talks the Wolfpac for a while and wants to know where Sting stands. The Wolfpac come out. They all brawl. WE'RE OUTTA TIME. Lol. Seriously? I might as well just skip Thunder for the rest of the year. Saying that it is modern day Smackdown levels of filler is giving it too much credit. It's more like PPV week Superstars, but stretched out to 2 hours.
FeedMeAStrayCat
Member
I'm not a well-known member of Wrassle-GAF, but it's time for me to speak up. Here goes:
I..............FeedMeAStrayCat.............like................. The..........Miz.
Now I'm not saying Miz TV is a good segment, it's not, but besides the Miz having such a punchable face, I find him pretty enjoyable. That may even add to his charm, I'm not sure. He's pretty decent in the ring, and I actually...uhh.. sorta like him on commentary. He hasn't been as enjoyable in recent weeks, but ever since I started watching WWE again (pretty much Wrestlemania and on), I've found him entertaining.
I'm so sorry
I'll escort myself out.
I..............FeedMeAStrayCat.............like................. The..........Miz.
Now I'm not saying Miz TV is a good segment, it's not, but besides the Miz having such a punchable face, I find him pretty enjoyable. That may even add to his charm, I'm not sure. He's pretty decent in the ring, and I actually...uhh.. sorta like him on commentary. He hasn't been as enjoyable in recent weeks, but ever since I started watching WWE again (pretty much Wrestlemania and on), I've found him entertaining.
I'm so sorry
I'll escort myself out.Serpentine
Banned
when I got back into this shit early last year I liked him as an annoying heel (he wasn't getting pushed or anything at this time, he was losing to Brodus Clay in preshows) and i thought he was ok in the ring. I remember thinking he could work as a face
then he actually turned face and it was and still is the worst thing ever
then he actually turned face and it was and still is the worst thing ever
I don't think there is a single thing that I like about Miz. His wrestling skills were never good and they've only gotten worse in the last 2 years. His speaking skills, which were his main positive trait, are also awful. His cadence and random yelling is as bad as Cena's, his jokes are as bad as Cena's poopy jokes, he is not cool or suave at all, yet he and the announce team try to convince us that he is. His fashion sense is often garish, despite him also supposed to be this great fashion guy now.
The expressions his face makes when he says something he thinks was SO cool and clever is probably the douchiest thing in WWE. His color commentary is fucking terrible, too.
I think what it comes down to is that Miz is the most blatant pretend wrestler I think I've ever seen, and he does a terrible job at everything. He has no redeeming qualities anymore.
The expressions his face makes when he says something he thinks was SO cool and clever is probably the douchiest thing in WWE. His color commentary is fucking terrible, too.
I think what it comes down to is that Miz is the most blatant pretend wrestler I think I've ever seen, and he does a terrible job at everything. He has no redeeming qualities anymore.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
Nocturnowl
Member
I actually found Miz pretty decent back when he was paired up with Alex Riley, unfortunately his title run just consisted of fighting Lawler and then losing to Cena, after that he never recovered.
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
I'm not a well-known member of Wrassle-GAF, but it's time for me to speak up. Here goes:
I..............FeedMeAStrayCat.............like................. The..........Miz.
Now I'm not saying Miz TV is a good segment, it's not, but besides the Miz having such a punchable face, I find him pretty enjoyable. That may even add to his charm, I'm not sure. He's pretty decent in the ring, and I actually...uhh.. sorta like him on commentary. He hasn't been as enjoyable in recent weeks, but ever since I started watching WWE again (pretty much Wrestlemania and on), I've found him entertaining.
I'm so sorry
Its okay I got your back.
But yeah hes awful as a face. Also pretty bad on commentary but if he replaces Jerry Lawler or Michael Cole then thank fucking god.
He's a really enjoyable midcard heel. They really need to end the face garbage, hopefully they do it at Summerslam.
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Banned
AOW wih RD Evans(archiebald peck)
Is really good
About to Laisyen to the prince devitt one
Is really good
About to Laisyen to the prince devitt one