spindashing
Banned
I like Kofi's new gear.
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August Wrasslin' |OT| starring Bryan Danielson & John Cena in a worked reality show
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Serpentine
Banned
...pants?
The Frankman
Banned
GET HIM KOFI!!!
BRAZZERS HIM!
BRAZZERS HIM!
Dark Ninja
Member
Kofi getting new gear for his indy run
Officerrob
Banned
Two guys not in short trunks, seems like forever
MegaKungFuRadio
Member
Kofi is now in pantsu tier on Salty Bet
spindashing
Banned
Have I mentioned how weird Kofi's pecs are...
Hiding knee braces a la HBK?
The Frankman
Banned
This Sconi crowd is hot for Kofi! They're not used to seeing alot athletic guys. Or black people.
You motherfucker.
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
KOFI!
Nocturnowl
Member
Yay Kofi, is there a spot on the Kofi clock for new attire?
edit: hey there it is just above!
edit: hey there it is just above!
Officerrob
Banned
Losing to Kofi, Fandango is dead
SOMEONE POST THE CHART!!!!!
Serpentine
Banned
Not a bad match
Axel better watch out, it might be time for another Kofi push
Axel better watch out, it might be time for another Kofi push
MegaKungFuRadio
Member
Fandango has had the worst fucking push.
DyslexicAlucard
Member
God, Stephanie's a terrible actor.
Someone post that stephaniebooty.gif, stat!
Someone post that stephaniebooty.gif, stat!
Officerrob
Banned
Holy shit, Steph's acting is horrendous
Dark Ninja
Member
Ugh enough with this Mcmahon stuff
The Frankman
Banned
PASSIONATE TRIPLE H SHOOT
NihonTiger90
Member
HHH shootin'
Nocturnowl
Member
I keep forgetting that this strange power struggle storyline is actually happening, at least they keep it in relatively short backstage segments.
"if he thinks he's going to splooge on my chin tonight, well Mr H has another thing comin'"
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Tonight is the next round of the GWF Equality Cup! Every match a First Blood match, every match unpredictable as HELL. What's on the schedule tonight?
Entropia vs SailorSwayze
Entropia beat down nice-guy FallingEdge last week, and SailorSwayze pulled an upset on the juggernaut, Heavy. Here's what Entropia had to say about tonight.
"SailorSwayze! It's not about sexism, it's not about racism, tonight I will use my powerful wrists from so much World of Warcraft to send you to the afterlife where you have to find your corpse or deal with resurrection sickness!"
McNei1y vs Mr. Luchador
Another "Nice Guy" who pulled a surprise win against MMA-GAF's own Heel last week. Mr. Luchador beat down the brain in a jar Jamie OD. What's McNei1y have to say about this matchup?
"#teammask are okay guys. No animosity here. AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Nocturnowl vs The Frankman
Nocturnowl advanced on a bye last week, having won via forfeit against Sunflower. Frankman pulled out all the stops on the Hardcore Icon Bootaaay, but he's not done here. The Frankman had words about tonight's matchup.
"Ever pull the wings off a chicken? You'll see it happen tonight."
Dragonzord vs Net_Wrecker
Dragonzord defeated Bishoptl for a second time last week to advance, and Net_Wrecker laid a beatdown onto the biggest snitch WrassleGAF has ever seen. Here's what Net_Wrecker had to say.
"Snitches get stitches. I heard Dragonzord might have ran to a parental unit once or twice cryin'. That shit don't fly. You saw what I did to that scumbag Beef. Now it's your turn Dragonzord."
Ithil vs Slightconfuse
Ithil beat dmczaf last week, and Strobogo got beaten by Slightconfuse. When asked about this week's matchup, Slightconfuse replied:
"Legit shook"
Queen of Thorns vs tm24
Queen of Thorns is a master of abusing peoples' genitals, having sent Aiii to the hospital last week. tm24 on the other hand, is still ecstatic about his theme music and is excited to be here tonight. Last week he took down another shoot-fighter, Lambda Piscium, and he says he's ready for tonight.
"I really like Marvel vs Capcom, so any show I'm on where I get an entrance is a good show."
Master Kwon15 vs Perspicacity
The second Nice Guy who advanced, Pepsi City, says there'll be no quarter for Master Kwon, despite Kwon coming out victorious against Soulplaya, who was out on furlough from prison.
"I am not Jaekwon15!" Master Kwon said, exasperated. "I'll take on Pepsi City and DRINK HIM!"
Sokantish vs Bam Bam Big Yellow
Sokantish, rulebreaker that he is, faces off against the surprise entrant, Bam Bam Bigelow tonight. If Sokantish is scared, he doesn't show any fear.
"Bam Bam Big Shitstain after tonight," Sokantish said. "What a big fat."
Tune in tonight for the next episode of the Equality Cup, found here:
http://twitch.tv/sunnybuns
Cheer on your favorites for who will win the Equality Cup! As an added bonus, tonight's show will be half the length of last week's show! Because it's a tournament! Tune in right after RAW!
Entropia vs SailorSwayze
Entropia beat down nice-guy FallingEdge last week, and SailorSwayze pulled an upset on the juggernaut, Heavy. Here's what Entropia had to say about tonight.
"SailorSwayze! It's not about sexism, it's not about racism, tonight I will use my powerful wrists from so much World of Warcraft to send you to the afterlife where you have to find your corpse or deal with resurrection sickness!"
McNei1y vs Mr. Luchador
Another "Nice Guy" who pulled a surprise win against MMA-GAF's own Heel last week. Mr. Luchador beat down the brain in a jar Jamie OD. What's McNei1y have to say about this matchup?
"#teammask are okay guys. No animosity here. AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Nocturnowl vs The Frankman
Nocturnowl advanced on a bye last week, having won via forfeit against Sunflower. Frankman pulled out all the stops on the Hardcore Icon Bootaaay, but he's not done here. The Frankman had words about tonight's matchup.
"Ever pull the wings off a chicken? You'll see it happen tonight."
Dragonzord vs Net_Wrecker
Dragonzord defeated Bishoptl for a second time last week to advance, and Net_Wrecker laid a beatdown onto the biggest snitch WrassleGAF has ever seen. Here's what Net_Wrecker had to say.
"Snitches get stitches. I heard Dragonzord might have ran to a parental unit once or twice cryin'. That shit don't fly. You saw what I did to that scumbag Beef. Now it's your turn Dragonzord."
Ithil vs Slightconfuse
Ithil beat dmczaf last week, and Strobogo got beaten by Slightconfuse. When asked about this week's matchup, Slightconfuse replied:
"Legit shook"
Queen of Thorns vs tm24
Queen of Thorns is a master of abusing peoples' genitals, having sent Aiii to the hospital last week. tm24 on the other hand, is still ecstatic about his theme music and is excited to be here tonight. Last week he took down another shoot-fighter, Lambda Piscium, and he says he's ready for tonight.
"I really like Marvel vs Capcom, so any show I'm on where I get an entrance is a good show."
Master Kwon15 vs Perspicacity
The second Nice Guy who advanced, Pepsi City, says there'll be no quarter for Master Kwon, despite Kwon coming out victorious against Soulplaya, who was out on furlough from prison.
"I am not Jaekwon15!" Master Kwon said, exasperated. "I'll take on Pepsi City and DRINK HIM!"
Sokantish vs Bam Bam Big Yellow
Sokantish, rulebreaker that he is, faces off against the surprise entrant, Bam Bam Bigelow tonight. If Sokantish is scared, he doesn't show any fear.
"Bam Bam Big Shitstain after tonight," Sokantish said. "What a big fat."
Tune in tonight for the next episode of the Equality Cup, found here:
http://twitch.tv/sunnybuns
Cheer on your favorites for who will win the Equality Cup! As an added bonus, tonight's show will be half the length of last week's show! Because it's a tournament! Tune in right after RAW!
The Frankman
Banned
It's supposed to be the main build for Wrestlemania 30. Probably a "changing of the guard" storyline. I'm okay with it. Just hope Bryan doesn't get lose in the shuffle because of it.
ramoisdead
Member
Oh please, let Cesaro wrestle tonite. Make it so, Zebby.