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[Data West]

Dream, are you going to watch Triplemania?

Actually let me rephrase that

With high-flown words Alberto reminds Myztezys about a backstage moment when apparently the former Sin Cara pulled out a gun and threatened El Patrón. Alberto on his tweets calls out Myzteziz and invites him to bring up his family and his friends because he will get this to the last consequences.

The tweets translation in the same order as the image:

@TheSinCaraWWE Don't be a pussy fucker, say the things to my face.

@TheSinCaraWWE I am going to fuck your shit up the next time I see you fucking no-baller.

@TheSinCaraWWE You better begin to get your gun out, because when I see you at Triplemania I am going to kick your fucking ass.

@TheSinCaraWWE Bring here all of Tepito if you want you fucking pussy because I will see you at Triplemania and I am going to bust the fuck out of you. (Tepito is where Myzteziz comes from and is a place in Mexico City known for the delictive acts there are commited in there as drug selling, DVD and clothes piracy, murders and having the worst of the people that lives in the mexican capital)

To everybody at Triplemania I will kick the ass of @TheSinCaraWWE

Nacho (Myztezis real name, short way to say Ignacio in México) you better call up your dad because I will fucking kick your ass, fucking no-talent pussy, you better prepare for the beating of your life.

Are you going to watch Triplemania?

 

[slightconfuse]

WTF DOES WWE NOT KNOW WHAT A YEAR IS???

WWE Network will be adding the April 6, 1998 and September 26, 1997 episodes of Nitro on Thursday.

 

[Kaiterra]

Man if that briefcase thing happened on Raw and it went down exactly like it did, Roman would be donezo.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCir...ling_is_no_longer_a_safe_space_for_men_sadly/

What the fuck's an SJW? Also, my word. I can't believe an actual serious person wrote that.

"FakeNamezo 108 points 7 hours ago
When professional wrestling is far too progressive for you, it means you are an irredeemable garbage person."

LOL there you have it.

I wonder if that 'Lana depush to push Eva Marie instead' was more 'Vince's cuck fantasies aren't working irl' than the 'Eva wants to improve' stuff.'

Read like planted stories or someone fucking with the sheets for giggles because the Lana one didn't make any damn sense and the Eva Marie one fits into a clear narrative they're trying to push about her.

 

[RP912]

WTF DOES WWE NOT KNOW WHAT A YEAR IS???

0_o what the fuck is this?

Nice of them to include the damn month, day, and year of this special Raw/Nitro.

 

[dream]

Dream, are you going to watch Triplemania?

Actually let me rephrase that

Are you going to watch Triplemania?

I'm intrigued...

I just looked up the card and was surprised to see Rey Mysterio Jr. on it. I thought he retired after killing Perro Jr,?

 

[slightconfuse]

Yujiro sucking so much they are interviewing Mao. Lmaoo

 

[Data West]

Triplemania opened with the theme to Mission Impossible and has a giant jet set for the backdrop.

 

[Ultratech]

Triplemania opened with the theme to Mission Impossible and has a giant jet set for the backdrop.

Them audio difficulties though...

 

[Data West]

Maybe MI could have sponsored the audio streaming

 

[dream]

Is there American commentary, Data West?

 

[Gonzalez]

Dream, are you going to watch Triplemania?

Actually let me rephrase that

Are you going to watch Triplemania?

I hope this a shoot, and I hope Dr. Wagner is envolved to make this a shoot handicap match. Mistico needs some locker room Justice laid on his ass.

 

[Data West]

Drago leveled up

Is there American commentary, Data West?

Yeah it's Striker and Hugo Savinovich

 

[dream]

"Myzteziz" is Mistico? The main event is Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Mistico?!

 

[Gonzalez]

"Myzteziz" is Mistico? The main event is Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Mistico?!

Yep... That no talent, and uncreative asshole couldn't come up with a new ring name that made sense.

 

[Ultratech]

"Myzteziz" is Mistico? The main event is Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Mistico?!

Yup. (aka the Original Sin Cara)

It's being advertised as the "Dream Match".

 

[dream]

Someone I trust implicitly just told me there's a match going on that has midgets, slim women, rotund women, and transsexuals all at the same time.

 

[RBH]

Full card for tonight's AAA TripleMania PPV, for those curious:

Tonight, AAA will be presenting its big TripleMania PPV airing live from Mexico City with a special start time of 7pm ET / 4pm PT. The event features English announcing and is available in High-Definition in the U.S. and Canada.


The following is the final event card:

Dream Match:
-Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Myzteziz (Mistico aka the original Sin Cara from WWE)

Hair vs. Hair Match:
-Alberto El Patron vs. Brian Cage

-Blue Demon Jr. & La Parka vs. El Mesias & Electro Shock

-Los Villanos vs. The Psycho Circus – Villano III’s Farewell Match

AAA World Trios Tag Team Championship:
-Los Hell Brothers vs. Jack Evans, Angelico & Fénix vs. Pentagon Jr., Hijo Del Fantasma & El Texano Jr.

Relevos Atómicos de locura Match:
-Drago, Goya Kong, Dinastía & Pimpinela Escarlata vs. Daga, Sexy Star, Mini Psycho Clown & Mamba

 

[Data West]

Someone I trust implicitly just told me there's a match going on that has midgets, slim women, rotund women, and transsexuals all at the same time.

And a dragon and a clown

 

[dream]

Fuck it, it's 30 bucks. Why the fuck not.

 

[Data West]

This match could use some Nino Hamhamburguesa


HAAHA THAT UPSIDE DOWN BOTCH SHOT

 

[dream]

I haven't followed AAA since the days of Mike Tenay and Art Barr. Is Sexy Star really sexy? Has she ever bled?

 

[RP912]

Watching Naito/Yano....MOTY.

Dudes are dueling to the death for trolldom.

 

[Ultratech]

This match could use some Nino Hamhamburguesa


HAAHA THAT UPSIDE DOWN BOTCH SHOT

Yeah, the production here is all over the place...literally.

Upside-down shots, mid-match transitions for seemingly no reason...

It's kinda funny in its own way though.

 

[Data West]

pimpinela submission game too strong

 

[UrbanDandy]

I think today is different with cell phones that they should call it out.

Have a plant go in on a heel and have him get beat up Zach gowen style

https://youtu.be/57WwY_8VVWk

I totally remember this.

 

[Gonzalez]

Is Sexy Star really sexy?

8/10 body, but 3/10 face.

So right around porn star sexy.

 

[Reneledarker]

Tropicasas is retiring?

Finally, guy had an epic rivalry with el Tirantes, referee vs referee feuds are fun.

Ugh! For how many years are they going to milk the dead of that carny Peña.

 

[dream]

This commentary is very bad.

 

[slightconfuse]

PWG threemendious 4 preview

Angelico and Evans vs the Bucks looks insane.

 

[Data West]

I expect at least 2/3 of the Villainos to get injured in the first 5 minutes

 

[Gonzalez]

This commentary is very bad.

AAA has always had bad commentary, whether in English, or Spanish.

 

[dream]

I want to take Hugh behind the shed, but then I'd be left with Matt Striker calling this solo.

 

[Data West]

We didn't know what we had with Vampiro


Psycho is literally doing everything in this 6 man tag

 

[Data West]

I think Hugo got muted

 

[dream]

I don't feel like I'm getting a quality experience for my $30. Thanks, Data West.

 

[Data West]

You'll change your mind when El Patron comes out with a freshly stitched bullet wound for his match

 

[Raw64life]

Six sided ring. Matt Striker's voice. Not impressed.

Isn't this AAA's Wrestlemania? Looks like AAA has 7 active championships and only 1 of them is being defended on this show. Why?

 

[slightconfuse]

Sounds like a real shit show so far.

 

[Data West]

Dream you have to admit this is some great, next level thinking advertising

 

[Ultratech]

That's an interesting cage there...I guess?

 

[RP912]

Well damn...Triplemania is really that shitty this year?

 

[Reneledarker]

MotN is next!

 

[Ultratech]

Over/Under on Angelico damn near killing himself in this match?

 

[slightconfuse]

Well damn...Triplemania is really that shitty this year?

https://twitter.com/maffewgregg/status/630527766908284928

 

[Data West]

Over/Under on Angelico damn near killing himself in this match?

It's going to be a competition to see who can kill themselves first between Evans, Angelico, and Fenix. If Aerostar was in here, they'd all be fucked.

 

[Data West]

Texano 5 star theme


Angelico has a gopro on

 

[dream]

I feel like this is a strong contender for the worst show I've ever had the misfortune of watching.

 

[DMczaf]

I feel like this is a strong contender for the worst show I've ever had the misfortune of watching.

Pretty sure you've watched at least 1 episode of Raw.

 

[RP912]

https://twitter.com/maffewgregg/status/630527766908284928

well damn

I liked last year's Triplemania....

 

[Ultratech]

Man, the Audio Difficulties are making this hard to listen to.

And of course, now "Audio Difficulties" shows up on the screen...