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[vatstep]

This is really bad.

I wouldn't be upset if I never saw either of them again.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

And she botched throwing the jobber out of the ring.

What the hell is this photography stuff?

 

[Skatterd]

Smackdown should just be two hours of Breezango.

 

[slabrock]

At least we get rewarded with breezango

 

[serenewarfare]

And to think Becky and charlotte are doing nothing while tamina for some reason is getting a push

This is less Tamina getting a push and more that they want to keep Lana on TV but can't let her wrestle because she's awful.

 

[ramoisdead]

who is her opponent?

If you go by the audience, I believe her name was "Let's Go Jobber".

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

She's a shittier, worse in the ring, less over Nia Jax.

Nia Jax is Ricky Steamboat compared to Tamina.

 

[darkside31337]

its a title

 

[serenewarfare]

"That's a title"

"No, it's a belt!"

Dead.

 

[Beefy]

Hmm, Fandango shooting on Vince?

 

[ramoisdead]

UH OH

Tyler Breeze said "belt". He's in trouble now.

 

[Rimfya]

"That's a title"

"No, it's a belt!"

Dead.

They're going all-in on this new Smark strategy.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Friendship. Friendship, again?

 

[serenewarfare]

Authors.

Of Pain.

Sounds like that's the direction.

 

[slabrock]

Dat sunglasses bit

 

[Violence Jack]

Buddy bands > friendship bracelets

Oh god, the sunglasses. I need a Breezango mini-series

 

[ambar_hitman]

Title-belt got me lol

 

[ramoisdead]

Clearly the clue is Two B.

Now what wrestler has Two B's in their name???

I got it. It was Buff Bagwell!!

 

[Hex]

"That's a title"

"No, it's a belt!"

Dead.

So amazing

 

[ratcliffja]

Authors.

Of Pain.

Probably. But man I'd much rather it be New Day. It would make the most sense. They'd be the type to mess with other people and the reason could be that they're jealous about Fandango becoming the next fan favorite tag team.

 

[Hex]

Clearly the clue is Two B.

Now what wrestler has Two B's in their name???

I got it. It was Buff Bagwell!!

Really weren't paying attention at all were you.
Buff's picture was up there along with Brie Bella and other people whose first and last names start with B

 

[serenewarfare]

Really they could just be BS-ing and directionless, but the fact that they mentioned Shakespeare and literature makes me think it has to be leading to AOP.

 

[half a moon]

Really they could just be BS-ing and directionless, but the fact that they mentioned Shakespeare and literature makes me think it has to be leading to AOP.

What does that have to do with AOP? I don't know anything about AOP

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Really they could just be BS-ing and directionless, but the fact that they mentioned Shakespeare and literature makes me think it has to be leading to AOP.

Always thought aop would hit raw

 

[serenewarfare]

What does that have to do with AOP? I don't know anything about AOP

Well, they are the Authors of Pain to begin with.

But also all their promos from Ellering are centered around "Books" and "writing the next chapter"

 

[somedevil]

Some of these people I don't know.

 

[Sinatar]

Enzo in the ring with Metalik.

I'm going to be sick.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Fucking finally nakamura times the drop to the beat

 

[Violence Jack]

The fuck? Why did they skip Nakamura's entrance?

 

[Rimfya]

Orton vs Jinder the new Orton vs Cena?

 

[serenewarfare]

The fuck? Why did they skip Nakamura's entrance?

Because they did the whole thing earlier already. No need to devote TV time to the same thing again on the same night.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

The fuck? Why did they skip Nakamura's entrance?

He's already made it earlier and the show ends right at two hours and there's already barely ten minutes left.

 

[Sinatar]

Commercial 30 seconds of wrestling commercial

 

[Sweeney Tom]

https://twitter.com/WeAreRosemary/status/902705295272628225

This will be the last I say on the matter before we go back to our regularly scheduled demonic possession. What happened has happened and it's been too much time already spent in the mortal realm as it is.

My injury is thankfully less severe than anticipated (and certainly much less than has been reported some places). Strained tricep/bicep with swelling around the area. Returning to the ring will come when the doc is happy with my strength and range of motion, but I am optimistic that time lost will be minimal.

Can we all take one thing from this entire messy situation: that no matter what is going on in our personal lives, we need to take CARE of each other out there, and I'm not just talking about in the ring. And if you screw up (and we all do), own up to it. Let's stop making excuses and take accountability for our actions.

Thank you so much to everyone who reached out and checked in on me; I haven't even been able to read them all yet. With such an outpouring of love and positivity from people, I would like to pay that forward and turn a positive light on what came out of this weekend of wrestling: Eddie Edwards made history when he won the GHC Heavyweight title at NOAH, becoming the first gaijin to do so, and both DJZ and Andrew Everett had INCREDIBLE showings while tagging at Triplemania after both recently having surgeries. So let's try to put some positive energies back into this world of professional wrestling that I love so much and move on from this.

All right, Demon. The meat-sac is yours.

 

[Karspankey]

Commercial 30 seconds of wrestling commercial

This is why I can rarely make it through a whole show and really only watch the PPV's

I got back into wrestling around Wrestlemania and let me just say the experience of watching it on TV has been pretty bad

 

[half a moon]

this has been a bad smackdizzle fer shizzle

 

[Arrowgigantic]

"I know what that is-- it's a title!"

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Heel Orton when

 

[Violence Jack]

Because they did the whole thing earlier already. No need to devote TV time to the same thing again on the same night.

Ah. I didn't tune in until 30 minutes in.

 

[Officerrob]

Rusev with the weakest looking stomps ever

 

[Rhaknar]

Rosemary's gimmick is that she is possessed?

Neat

 

[half a moon]

can't find anything on the intronets about Tina Stock Taminas opponent

 

[somedevil]

Jinder botched that ddt Orton usually does.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Botch

 

[RecRoulette]

Rosemary's gimmick is that she is possessed?

Neat

Does it way better than Balor too.

 

[ratcliffja]

Was that a standing kinshasa?
Edit: It was.

 

[Beefy]

That was one ugly ass match

 

[Officerrob]

Holy fuck Jinder, that was sloppy

 

[Big One]

Did Mahal just botch and the commentators sold it as a dodge? He did it twice and it was messy as fuck lol

 

[serenewarfare]

Saw that RKO from a mile away.