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August Wrasslin' |OT2| Bummed Boys Bashing Big Balls By Beach-shore
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Damn that's great screen shot tho
Brian_FETO
Banned
i swhear to gawd bro it was da best segment dat Raw is Whar has had in y-hears! Bro, you know why? Because it was a shoot! And da boys didn't know it was, I swhear to gawd, we didn't even tell Roman that Jawn was gonna shoot on him like dat because we wanted da RAW reaction ya know, from da heart. Dat's wresting right dere, dat's reality freakin television.
And da smarks and trolls and social media goons were out in force all mad and tellin' me dat it was typical Russo bullshit and dat it's all da same shit with Cena well bro I swhear to gawd I was talkin with Vince and Vince said as long as the people are talkin about it dats all dat matters and dats a fact Jack, believe dat just like Roman says haha. Me and Shawn, dats HBK, were down on our knees prayin dat the segment would be as successful as it was and Gawd himself rewarded us with the greatest worked shoot dat was to work the smarks and shoot on the marks, gawd bless.
wild wild rice
Member
I played about an hour last night. I like XCOM and Mario and so far it's a happy marriage of the two. Seems like a decent kideo. Not gonna freak out because of the occasional meme.
SallyIsNow
Banned
Owens, but edit it so every single dab has pyro.
TarpitCarnivore
Member
The Ziggler promo was terrible. Cena/Reigns was OK but Cena just took far too much control, though he had too. These 'shoot' promos are just terrible though all around
Empyrean Heaven
Member
Even dabbing in video game form looks awkward as fuck.
UrbanDandy
Member
[sigh]
Dammit, Dolph. I miss the days where repackaged characters teased their new persona via video vignette.
Dammit, Dolph. I miss the days where repackaged characters teased their new persona via video vignette.
excelsiorlef
Member
Ties are last in a record so he'd have to lose two.
FallingEdge
Member
give it to me
I really didn't like it either. Definitely had Russo vibes in there. Roman looked like a complete fucking jabroni in there with Cena. I know in Mcmahon jr's twisted mind he thinks the fans will "feel sorry for Roman" and that will get him over, but in reality he looks like a jackass.
I'm not any more excited for their matchup at the c-tier ppv in september, either.
slightconfuse
Banned
WWE slowly turning in to is some sweet irony
excelsiorlef
Member
Heroman
BewareTheBatsie
Member
ziggler randomly shooting on finn came out of nowhere and i don't know why
like who what why how
like who what why how
SallyIsNow
Banned
Best answer
Can you people not do anything in the right order?! Wins, draws, losses in a sports table.
UrbanDandy
Member
Also, as an addendum, When I was in class, we had to introduce ourselves. I approached a girl and introduced myself as Dolph Ziggler. Later in the day, I told her my real name, and she thought Dolph Ziggler was the cooler name.
Brian_FETO
Banned
Oh god I just scrolled past the TJP post and didn't pay attention, I thought it was a shot from TV
"Did Yukes finally do it? Did they achieve the stunning realism one would expect from a WWE2K product?"
Then I clicked it, nah
"Did Yukes finally do it? Did they achieve the stunning realism one would expect from a WWE2K product?"
Then I clicked it, nah
Putting a dab in one of their video games is probably the most culturally relevant thing Nintendo have done in years.
Hit that dab.
And it took the Italian studio of a French publisher to do it.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
Emma's new shitty theme sounds like something they'd have given Emmalina so now I'll never forget whenever she makes an entrance
SallyIsNow
Banned
Nakamura vs Cena and Nakamura vs Orton on Smackdown
Lesnar vs Joe, Lesnar vs Stroman and Cena vs Roman on c-tier ppvs
Remember kids, if 2017 has taught us anything, it's that building a huge, marquee match between two massive stars for a big show doesn't do big business. Just give that shit away in 2 weeks with minimal build!
Lesnar vs Joe, Lesnar vs Stroman and Cena vs Roman on c-tier ppvs
Remember kids, if 2017 has taught us anything, it's that building a huge, marquee match between two massive stars for a big show doesn't do big business. Just give that shit away in 2 weeks with minimal build!
Brian_FETO
Banned
You can get 10 WWE networks for the cost of one McGregor/Mayweather PPV
and the latter has more buys
And the latter was the only thing more boring than a single brand WWE PPV.
TarpitCarnivore
Member
Oh my god, I just heard the new Emma theme. What is this garbage
SallyIsNow
Banned
You should actually watch it.
HashtagLapsed
Member
I wonder how Shane feels given he suggested buying it.
On the other hand, if they bought UFC it would have been about as succesful as Inoki's attempts at breaking into MMA.
half a moon
Banned
UFC is boring compared
UrbanDandy
Member
Vince must secretly be kicking himself for not listening to Shane.
But let's be real here: If Vince did get his hand on the UFC, it would've folded within three months. He would have filled it with nothing but big guys.
That's some solid Nintendo logic right there
Maybe they should try being entertaining then.
SallyIsNow
Banned
God damn.
Then how does it feel when they don't have big hits or stars like an entertainment company?
At best they are a traveling circus with a bunch of no names as performers.
All of the hallmarks of prowrestling is being used to generate massive profit and here is Vince trying to produce the Montell Williams show with LEDs.
Rockandrollclown
lookwhatyou'vedone
I still can't believe they gave away Cena v Nak. I guess they felt they had to squeeze it in before he went to Raw? Lesnar v Stroman is something I'd pay old PPV prices for.
Just caught up on Smackdown..
Holy fuck Tamina continues to be awful. Commentary having to sell her like a monster is embarrassing. She is a heatless void.
The main event was botchy as hell. LOL @ Jinder not being able to keep his legs on the ropes for the Orton DDT.
At least the US Title scene continues to be solid.
Holy fuck Tamina continues to be awful. Commentary having to sell her like a monster is embarrassing. She is a heatless void.
The main event was botchy as hell. LOL @ Jinder not being able to keep his legs on the ropes for the Orton DDT.
At least the US Title scene continues to be solid.
wild wild rice
Member
Do we know when the MYC finals will air? I'm wondering how much I'll see before my sub expires. Some of the not so good matches are endearing in a way. Watching people who are learning or who just may never be any good getting a chance to shine and have fun for a night is kinda fun to watch.
Also, Nex Machina is on sale, about to cop. Does it have culturally relevant dabbing or should I pass?
Also, Nex Machina is on sale, about to cop. Does it have culturally relevant dabbing or should I pass?
half a moon
Banned
Next 4 eps the 4th the final the 12th
Brian_FETO
Banned
wild wild rice
Member
Sweet, thanks. I think that means I'll see it all.
I love Resogun (and arcade games in general) so I'm sure I'll love this.
SallyIsNow
Banned
I really hope UFC gets that Diaz/McGreggor fight. And I hope Diaz drops that fool.