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[Sephzilla]

Is there anyone here in this community who legit wants to write for the WWE?

I can tell most of you guys can do a better J.O.B. then all creative.

i under no circumstances would want to work for the mcmahons

 

[The Elite]

I feel like I could do a good job writing for the WWE, just like most of the SMarks on here, but that isn't possible under the McMahon regime.

You also have to deal with wrestler politics that make it difficult to build a narrative that may not always be about using the top wrestlers and keeping them on top.

 

[Raw64life]

Is there anyone here in this community who legit wants to write for the WWE?

I can tell most of you guys can do a better J.O.B. then all creative.

When you're a writer for WWE, your job isn't to be a good writer. It's to write things that you think Vince, Kevin Dunn, HHH & Stephanie will like. If you're actually a creative person, it's probably a pretty soul crushing job.

 

[Cagey]

Is there anyone here in this community who legit wants to write for the WWE?

I can tell most of you guys can do a better J.O.B. then all creative.

Only if WWE brass are ready to unleash the Samoan Syndicate on the world.

 

[Rockandrollclown]

Only if WWE brass are ready to unleash the Samoan Syndicate on the world.

If there's one thing Vince loves, its a Samoan. I think you could pitch that to him and get the greenlight.

 

[The Elite]

Only if WWE brass are ready to unleash the Samoan Syndicate on the world.

I could finally create my tag team Chaos & Mayhem and unleash it on the world.

 

[Anth0ny]

When you're a writer for WWE, your job isn't to be a good writer. It's to write things that you think Vince, Kevin Dunn, HHH & Stephanie will like. If you're actually a creative person, it's probably a pretty soul crushing job.

that's pretty much the main problem

 

[Draxal]

Only if WWE brass are ready to unleash the Samoan Syndicate on the world.

You know how they are teasing 2/3 Shield vs the Usos right now?

I would love a shield tease and then have Roman and the Usos beat the crap out of Seth and Dean.

 

[Angry Grimace]

I could see Kairi Sane being basically a cute anime character getting over with parts of the audience but not only do I not see how either HHH or Vince would manage that correctly, I don't know if anyone could.

I mean, there's already memes I've seen about her secretly being a 500 year old pirate (get it, because in anime everything is cute girls).

 

[Rhaknar]

Jack A. Gallagher‏Verified account @GentlemanJackG 1h1 hour ago
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Thank you to the WWE medical staff for patching me up; I believe I will remain quite pretty. These things happen. #205Live

Jack got fucked up last night?

You know how they are teasing 2/3 Shield vs the Usos right now?

I would love a shield tease and then have Roman and the Usos beat the crap out of Seth and Dean.

this is the best idea and thus will never happen.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

When you're a writer for WWE, your job isn't to be a good writer. It's to write things that you think Vince, Kevin Dunn, HHH & Stephanie will like. If you're actually a creative person, it's probably a pretty soul crushing job.

Pretty much

 

[Sweeney Tom]

i under no circumstances would want to work for the mcmahons

Also agreed

 

[Anth0ny]

samoan heel super group of roman, joe, usos and finally THE ROCK HIMSELF

would be sick but fuck it here's some boring shit instead

 

[SallyIsNow]

 

[Rhaknar]

samoan heel super group of roman, joe, usos and finally THE ROCK HIMSELF

would be sick but fuck it here's some boring shit instead

Roman, Usos, Nia

I've been saying it for months

 

[FallingEdge]

Worth picking up? I haven't bought a golf game in years but I know these are supposed to be good.

I used to love golf games on the Saturn. One of the only things that console was good for.

give me a sales pitch on this game, because i like golf

It is really fun. Simple enough to where if you just want to hit the ball and not worry about backspin, lie, wind, etc, you can and have a good time. But when you start to understand how to do super backspin, super frontspin, hook, etc, that is when the game really shines. The create a character is fun and unlocking items to build your character is enjoyable but that being said, it is a bit grindy. You have to grind to unlock rivals and then beat them to level up which will unlock part of a course. Unlock clubs, golfballs, leveling up. Rinse and repeat. I've read that as you play the game more, the unlocks become faster but still.

The online hub world is cool too. Online only unlocks that you can then use offline. They have a minigame turf war which I haven't messed with. I know there is a fishing minigame as well. You can unlock golf carts but I don't know if there is a minigame involved with that.

If you like Mario Golf and other Hot Shot Golf games, you will like this. If anything, this is at least worth a redbox rental and then a purchase if you really like it. This is the type of game that is real chill and laid back. Play a few rounds and be done. Or get sucked in trying to see the best approach on a par 5 with the wind against your back.

I lol'd pretty hard at every commentator clearly being instructed to call Tamina "dominant" over and over again when she has 0 accolades to her name in 6 years on the main roster.



Unfortunately came out the same day as Yakuza. It's on my Black Friday watch list though.

Nice. I got Yakuza as well. Too many games. Gah.

 

[Beefy]

Man fuck acid attacks

 

[wild wild rice]

Travis Touchdown wearing a lucha mask playing Hotline Miami drinking beers in a trailer in the woods.

I can totally relate.

 

[Zach]

give it to me

Filth.

 

[miserable]

so you wanted a proper No More Heroes sequel? that's cool, be we got soemthing better! here's a collection of minigames featuring Travis Touchdown. BUILT ON UNREAL ENGINE 4 GET HYPE GET EXCITE YEAAAH

Switch keep holding those L's

 

[Brian_FETO]

so you wanted a proper No More Heroes sequel? that's cool, be we got soemthing better! here's a collection of minigames featuring Travis Touchdown. BUILT ON UNREAL ENGINE 4 GET HYPE GET EXCITE YEAAAH

Switch keep holding those L's

Great trailer and Hotline Miami 4 lyfe but yeah......what is the nature of that game

If it's a 3D take on random indie games that's cool but it really isn't clear

 

[Tom Nook]

Travis Touchdown wearing a lucha mask playing Hotline Miami drinking beers in a trailer in the woods.

I can totally relate.

Marked out!

 

[SallyIsNow]

so you wanted a proper No More Heroes sequel? that's cool, be we got soemthing better! here's a collection of minigames featuring Travis Touchdown. BUILT ON UNREAL ENGINE 4 GET HYPE GET EXCITE YEAAAH

Switch keep holding those L's

 

[Hasney]

so you wanted a proper No More Heroes sequel? that's cool, be we got soemthing better! here's a collection of minigames featuring Travis Touchdown. BUILT ON UNREAL ENGINE 4 GET HYPE GET EXCITE YEAAAH

Switch keep holding those L's

L's? Are you high kid? Even if that turns out to be a disappointment (Which minigames of good indie games with an overworld in UE4 doesn't sound anything less than fucking great), there's a Meat Boy sequel, Golf Story, Light Fingers, an adorable elephant named Yono and Steamworld Dig 2.

If those are L's, I can only assume that you watch GFW religiously and it's rotted your brain.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Travis strikes back was an L to hold? Switch is holding many of them already? huh

 

[FallingEdge]

2K18 roster reveal pt 3

Rick Martel

Mick Foley

Ricky Steamboat

Miss Jacqueline

Rikishi

Macho Man Randy Savage

Mr. Perfect

Lex Luger

Razor Ramon

Rick Rude

Vader

Ric Flair

Chad Gable

Alexa Bliss

Nia Jax

Tye Dillinger

Apollo Crews

Carmella

Dana Brooke

Neville

Dash Wilder

Scott Dawson

Nick Miller

Shane Thorne

Akam

Rezar

Michael P.S. Hayes

Jimmy Garvin

Tommaso Ciampa

Cedric Alexander

Asuka

TJP

Roderick Strong

Johnny Gargano

Jason Jordan

Samoa Joe

Big Cass

Rusev

Finn Balor

Chris Jericho

Kevin Owens

 

[Sephzilla]

samoan heel super group of roman, joe, usos and finally THE ROCK HIMSELF

would be sick but fuck it here's some boring shit instead

Samoan Mafia heel stable. The Rock is a behind the scenes character who runs it like a mob boss. All of the backstage segments with Rock are high production quality Lucha Underground style scenes

 

[Mahonay]

Samoan Mafia heel stable. The Rock is a behind the scenes character who runs it like a mob boss. All of the backstage segments with Rock are high production quality Lucha Underground style scenes

it hurts thinking about amazing possibilities that will never happen.

WWE practically has the world of wrestling at their finger tips, and they always opt for the least interesting options possible. Probably the most infuriating thing about WWE.

At least NXT puts together satisfying match ups on a consistent basis.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Samoan Mafia heel stable. The Rock is a behind the scenes character who runs it like a mob boss. All of the backstage segments with Rock are high production quality Lucha Underground style scenes

Rock is too busy filming things that are somehow less entertaining than WWE to do anything with the WWE.

 

[Zach]

The least WWE could do is put WarGamez: The Match Beyond! in one of their crappy video games. I mean come on.

 

[FlammableD]

NO MORE HEROES TRAILER

 

[SallyIsNow]

The original No More Heroes came out 10 fucking years ago?!

Born to die

 

[Sephzilla]

A new No More Heroes?

*Thumbs up*

 

[FlammableD]

I'm gonna need proof of all this things FlammableDick

List of Taylor Swift things I have enjoyed:

Shake It Off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM

the Screaming Females cover of Shake It Off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOzaU7Hb3-M

the Bad Blood vs Iron Man mashup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKx3z49CkHM

the GIF of Taylor doing a hurricanrana from the Bad Blood video

the GIF of Taylor doing a crotch chop

the GIF I made of Jimmy Havoc saying he loves Taylor Swift

her cats

how salty evryone who hates Taylor Swift is about Taylor Swift

wrasslegaf.jpg

 

[spindashing]

A Samoan Mafia? That's not spreading any positivity. We've got to clean up these streets, man.

 

[UrbanDandy]

Can No More Heroes be considered a wrestling game?

Spoiler

I hope this one has a wrestling mini game

.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOzaU7Hb3-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKx3z49CkHM

wrasslegaf.jpg

MY BEST FRIEND FLAMMABLEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3

 

[FlammableD]

Can No More Heroes be considered a wrestling game?

Spoiler

I hope this one has a wrestling mini game

.

absolutely

no more heroes is the best 7th gen wrestling game btw

 

[SallyIsNow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfW...asslegaf.jpg[/QUOTE] *Roman Reigns reaction*

 

[FlammableD]

MY BEST FRIEND FLAMMABLEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3

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[SomewhatGroovy]

Travis strikes back was an L to hold? Switch is holding many of them already? huh

For reals.

Stoked for NMH. The first game was god tier.

 

[Beefy]

Need a new thread, Swift has ruined it.

 

[Brian_FETO]

Looking forward to Swiftember

Wait

 

[SallyIsNow]

Looking forward to Swiftember

Wait

If this happens, Beefy, Zach, Hasney, and Pikma have agreed to not post in that thread.

 

[The Strokes]

*Sees all the Taylor Swift love*

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Do we have to post how shitty our ex boyfriends are?

 

[Brian_FETO]

If this happens, Beefy, Zach, Hasney, and Pikma have agreed to not post in that thread.

Invasion angle though

Think of the HEAT

 

[Sephzilla]

At this point I think Taylor Swift only dates people so she can get song inspiration after the inevitable breakup/rejection. She's the pop music equivalent to a Linkin Park meme.

 

[Brian_FETO]

At this point I think Taylor Swift only dates people so she can get song inspiration after the inevitable breakup/rejection. She's the pop music equivalent to a Linkin Park meme.

Or

It's not actually based at all on real life and she's just playing a character that is relateable to her target audience

 

[SallyIsNow]

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