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[reptilescorpio]

BUT YOU CANT CUT IT, AND THE CHIPS GO SOGGY AND GROSS!!
NO
BAD REPTILE

Only if it's a fucking shithouse parma. The radiant heat on the plate is what makes the bottom of the parma soggy, not the juices inside the casing of the parma. Like I said, minor amount of juices!

Also you can cut it unless it's a dry piece of shit! Putting the parma on the chips in the kitchen is the main thing though, once it's been served and devoured obviously it won't be prime time for it to go soggy so you can move it off the chips once it's time to eat.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

What veg

Mash

Maybe carrots and beans

 

[Lucian Cat]

Mash

Maybe carrots and beans

No. Schnitzel has chips. Nothing but chips. None of this mash shit.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

No. Schnitzel has chips. Nothing but chips. None of this mash shit.

Ok

 

[HolyCheck]

No. Schnitzel has chips. Nothing but chips. None of this mash shit.

Keep fightin' the good fight.

 

[codswallop]

No. Schnitzel has chips. Nothing but chips. None of this mash shit.

Doesn't schnitzel come with boiled potatoes?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Doesn't schnitzel come with boiled potatoes?

 

[Fredescu]

My favourite schnitzel was at The Ship Inn which came with some fantastic sweet potato mash, and a really nice tomato based sauce (on the side). No idea if they still make it like that, but man, so good.

 

[jambo]

I always like a schnitty with a bit of salad and of course chips.

Just to get that hot cold contrast.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Keep fightin' the good fight.

Doesn't schnitzel come with boiled potatoes?

Eww

I always like a schnitty with a bit of salad and of course chips.

Just to get that hot cold contrast.

That's what the beer is for

 

[ClivePwned]

Not this schnitzel again

 

[Omikron]

You people. A schnitzel comes with potato salad (hot or cold depending on your bent on the day) and rot kohl.

 

[reptilescorpio]

I always like a schnitty with a bit of salad and of course chips.

Just to get that hot cold contrast.

The salad is there for colour. Separate little bowl preferable.

 

[Mr. Tone]

This kind of bullschnit is why everyone thinks we're weird.

 

[codswallop]

Eww

Looks OK to me?

 

[Omikron]

Looks OK to me?

Don't worry. These people are uneducated Australians with no concept of complimentary flavours.

 

[Fredescu]

no concept of complimentary flavours.

The only real complimentary flavours are thin white bread, marge, burnt onion, cheap sausage, and tomato sauce. What's the point of anything else when you already know perfection?

 

[Kritz]

You used to be cool, Kritz.

Never true

 

[Dryk]

nope. add him to the list along with all the adelaidians
its a parmA

It's spelt parmigiana, it's pronounced pamrigiana, it truncates to parmi.

If anyone needs me I'll be having a schooner. And when I say schooner, I mean a schooner not a pot/middy/handle/half-pint/ten you Adelaidian douche bags!

That one we're wrong on though.

Looks OK to me?

That schnitzel looks really good, where is that?

 

[Jables Swan]

No. Schnitzel has chips. Nothing but chips. None of this mash shit.

Preach!

 

[Jintor]

god i love this thread

if anyone wants to play Dungeon World I made a thread

 

[Lucian Cat]

Preach!

I'll get the rest of you people banned, dammit.

 

[codswallop]

That schnitzel looks really good, where is that?

Salzburg.

 

[Dryk]

Salzburg.

One more reason to go to Europe I guess

 

[ClivePwned]

At the risk of a splinter faction...

 

[shanshan310]

At the risk of a splinter faction...

Well now that's just totally wrong. Parmy and parma I can understand, but parmo? Nope nope nope.

 

[FormallyMegadrive]

Fuck you Clive

Edit: shan that's exactly what I just said to the gf

 

[reptilescorpio]

At the risk of a splinter faction...

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

At the risk of a splinter faction...

I cannot sanction this buffoonery.

 

[Cruncho]

While we're on about this again..


Potato Cakes.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

While we're on about this again..


Potato Cakes.

I agree with vlad on this one.

 

[BananaArnie]

honky as in "predisposed to making honks" is okay but it's way too similar to honky/honkey i.e. disparaging a white dude

i just like the word

 

[HolyCheck]

Typical honky

 

[BananaArnie]

But im white so its ok right?

 

[Jintor]

*honk honk*

 

[Jables Swan]

At the risk of a splinter faction...

To go with your avatar.

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

Now I know why so many Aussies on GAF don't post in this thread.

 

[Lucian Cat]

While we're on about this again..


Potato Cakes.

Yes. 1 million times yes.

 

[reptilescorpio]

Yo Soundwave ticket buyers

ALSO IT'S A POTATO CAKE >_<

 

[BananaArnie]

is it because we are too awesome for them to handle?
let them go back to their bad starwars and goty threads where they just give it to zelda every year

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

is it because we are too awesome for them to handle?
let them go back to their bad starwars and goty threads where they just give it to zelda every year

But Zelda deserves it every year.

 

[HolyCheck]

This year's zelda comes with a new hat

 

[reptilescorpio]

But Zelda deserves it every year.

 

[ClivePwned]

Now I know why so many Aussies on GAF don't post in this thread.

You don't post much these days because you're worried we'll parma-shame you?

fair point. TDM is going to start issuing parma-bans

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

This year's zelda comes with a new hat

But only in limited quantities and only available from the Nintendo World Store in New York.

Weren't you listening? Every year.

 

[Quasar]

While we're on about this again..

Potato Cakes.

Yet more evidence of Putin being a nutjob.

 

[reptilescorpio]

Weren't you listening? Every year.

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

EVERY YEAR!!!

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

You don't post much these days because you're worried we'll parma-shame you?

fair point. TDM is going to start issuing parma-bans

I was in Germany a few months ago, had my share of amazing schnitzels and doners. I think I know the difference between a parma and a schnitzel.

 

[HolyCheck]

"Parma" is just a topping.

Easy to know the difference.