If you smile politely and nod your head then go back to ignoring the woman, she's less likely to see you as making a beeline for her.Planet_JASE said:
If either of you guys take this material on tour let me know.
If you think that someone's about to rape you, surely the last thing you want them to do is smile... :T ALSO, I pretty much match you're description; youngish, white, shaved head... just without the tracksuit.notanymore
And hey, she was the one wearing a hat and sunnies. At night, forfucksakes.
so killzone 2.1Bernbaum said:Halfway through my second play of Killzone 3, this time with the Move.
It really is awful.
- Most pointless cover system in a game ever - why did they even bother? Feel just as vulnerable behind cover as I do dancing about in the open.
- Does a terrible job of communicating whether shots against enemies in cover register or not.
- Gunplay lacks fluidity and rhythm - best results achieved by standing still and shooting enemies one by one. Gunplay feels like an on-rails shooter but you get to decide where to park your arse before picking off enemies.
- Walker mech is a clunky piece of shit.
- On-rails turret sections are messy, confusing and worst of all - boring.
- 'Stealth' section is pissweak - no diversity in how it can be approached and completely lacks any sort of tension. Also - magic space grass that makes you invisible in broad fucking daylight.
- Every gun feels the same, except they go pfffffffffffffffffffft at different rates.
I'm convinced the '3' in the title stands for BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS.
LOL emoticon.Scrow said:so killzone 2.1
Bernbaum said:That wiki really is great. I've been using it largely as a spoiler-free reference tome for the many subtle intricacies of the game, avoiding plot and character stuff. I'll have it loaded up on my MacBook beside me at all times while playing, it's almost part of the experience.
The Mass Effect 1/2 wiki is great too, although I didn't really pore through that until I wrapped up the second game.
You know what I want? A snazzy 'Codex' app for iPad that has all the codex entries presented in a whiz-bang super futuristic Star Trek style interface so that I can geek out and catch up on my Mass Effect infos.
Couldn't have said it better myself. Sooooooooooo glad I cancelled my order when the Multiplayer Beta came out and just rented it for the SP instead. But then again, had I known the game would have been that bad, I wouldn't have even bothered with that.Bernbaum said:Halfway through my second play of Killzone 3, this time with the Move.
It really is awful.
- Most pointless cover system in a game ever - why did they even bother? Feel just as vulnerable behind cover as I do dancing about in the open.
- Does a terrible job of communicating whether shots against enemies in cover register or not.
- Gunplay lacks fluidity and rhythm - best results achieved by standing still and shooting enemies one by one. Gunplay feels like an on-rails shooter but you get to decide where to park your arse before picking off enemies.
- Walker mech is a clunky piece of shit.
- On-rails turret sections are messy, confusing and worst of all - boring.
- 'Stealth' section is pissweak - no diversity in how it can be approached and completely lacks any sort of tension. Also - magic space grass that makes you invisible in broad fucking daylight.
- Every gun feels the same, except they go pfffffffffffffffffffft at different rates.
I'm convinced the '3' in the title stands for BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS.
viciouskillersquirrel said:If you smile politely and nod your head then go back to ignoring the woman, she's less likely to see you as making a beeline for her.
Bernbaum said:Pac-Man CE DX is 50% on XBLA right now. Buy it or I'll cut you.
Bernbaum said:Just wrapped up the 'Return to Ostagar' DLC for DA:O.
I meant to play the Stone Prisoner DLC, but triggered the wrong quest by accident. It played out much better than any of the story content thus far and did a good job of making it feel like a worthwhile part of the story whilst not necessarily being required gaming. I daresay BioWare learnt a few things about what worked in DA:O when they made that DLC, and I now wonder whether earlier DLC will be as good. Not too worried, as had I chosen to play that particular story later in the game, I'd have a hard time accepting that a corpse could be hung up that long and still look fresh.
The point is, I really like Dragon Age now.
I'm sure you were magnificent, but I'd like to hear this story.Salazar said:Ugh. This thread is making me feel awful about my performance with the girl sat next to me at dinner tonight.
Cowardice as an art form.
Using that picture alone should be enough to bump you from Junior to full status. Bravo, sir.Planet_JASE said:
Are you playing on PC or console? I picked up Awakenings for $20 pre-owned from an ebgames for 360 and would rate it much higher than vanilla DA:O.Bernbaum said:Just wrapped up the 'Return to Ostagar' DLC for DA:O.
I meant to play the Stone Prisoner DLC, but triggered the wrong quest by accident. It played out much better than any of the story content thus far and did a good job of making it feel like a worthwhile part of the story whilst not necessarily being required gaming. I daresay BioWare learnt a few things about what worked in DA:O when they made that DLC, and I now wonder whether earlier DLC will be as good. Not too worried, as had I chosen to play that particular story later in the game, I'd have a hard time accepting that a corpse could be hung up that long and still look fresh.
The point is, I really like Dragon Age now.
Big W having daily specials every day for the next 14 days. Will be interesting to how much Red Dead goes for tomorrow and what other games will go under the chop.
viciouskillersquirrel said:If you smile politely and nod your head then go back to ignoring the woman, she's less likely to see you as making a beeline for her.
viciouskillersquirrel said:Were you wearing clothes that suggested you have a respectable white-collar job? As we all know from watching A Current Affair, rapists don't wear suits or ties.
Salazar said:Ugh. This thread is making me feel awful about my performance with the girl sat next to me at dinner tonight.
Cowardice as an art form.
Shaneus said:Using that picture alone should be enough to bump you from Junior to full status. Bravo, sir.
Create a website targeted at mobile devices. Benefits? Cross-platform, lower barrier to development, only one "build" needed. Drawback? Harder to charge for it.Nemesis556 said:Seriously looked into creating something like this for iOS, but didn't realise all the hoops I had to jump through. >_> Oh well. =(
Planet_JASE said:Having said that, it gives the confidence a bit of a kicking. Do I look like a rapist during the day, too?
ClivePwned said:Fable III for $20 at playasia anyone?
Imma playing vanilla DA:O on the 360 but I have all the DLC including Awakenings and excluding the Feastday stuff installed. Awakenings doesn't change anything in the core game does it?reptilescorpio said:Are you playing on PC or console? I picked up Awakenings for $20 pre-owned from an ebgames for 360 and would rate it much higher than vanilla DA:O.
$44 unfortunately. It has been that price at EB and JB a few times now, still cheaper to import too. Hopefully they have a few other, non-casual games a good prices too.
Planet_JASE said:BAM!
(really, not even worth $20? Eep!)
Holy shit... what the hell are they thinking? Does that mean Warhead (or even the first Crysis) continue to be the sole system pushers (along with 2033)?jambo said:Crysis 2 will ship DX9 only on PC, DX11 patched in at a later date.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Bernbaum said:Imma playing vanilla DA:O on the 360 but I have all the DLC including Awakenings and excluding the Feastday stuff installed. Awakenings doesn't change anything in the core game does it?
jambo said:Crysis 2 will ship DX9 only on PC, DX11 patched in at a later date.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
This could be the birth of something beautiful.BanShunsaku said:For those on twitter, @charliesheen has just joined. And if his first tweet is anything to go by, we are in for a treat.
can you gift moonbux? I still have some I think and I'm selling my 360Megadrive said:man i want to so badly. i downloaded the trial and love every second of it. i only have 40 points however.
What a coincidence, I left Brisvegas on Sunday night...Choc said:So i am in brisvegas and i gotta say (currently in South Bank) you guys have cleaned this place up GOOD
be proud
Bernbaum said:Pac-Man CE DX is 50% on XBLA right now. Buy it or I'll cut you.
Mar said:I need this game, though even with the 50% off I don't believe I have the points.
I've been so stingy the last few months with gaming. I haven't bought anything for ages and my 'want to buy' list is getting out of control. I've hardly done any gaming either, as since moving to Newtown I end up going to the pub instead of playing a game most times.
IS THIS THE END OF VIDEO GAME?!
apparently you can not give away MS points.rass said:can you gift moonbux? I still have some I think and I'm selling my 360
Mar, see if you can take your 360 to the pub so you can be in a pub in a video game whilst in a pub.Agyar said:Dragon Age 2 soon, there are pubs inside the video game.
There must be some game that includes a pub with a playable game inside of it. Even if it's just a darts minigame or something.Bernbaum said:Must go deeper
You did say she crossed the street multiple times. What's the likelihood of crossing paths with someone so many times? I don't blame her since it is apparent that you were stalking her.Planet_JASE said:Actually, I had stopped to catch my breath after an exertive, prolonged period of running (feeling the burn, eye of the tiger style). If anything, she was making a bee line for me. I felt threatened, I tell you. Having said that, if she did believe me to be a pervert, I'm sure the excessive sweating and heavy breathing wasn't helping.
You're joking right? Like, seriously.jambo said:Further to the Crysis 2 DX9 news, the game won't have any graphics customisation, just 3 preset options, Gamer -> Advanced -> Hardcore.
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Clipper said:There must be some game that includes a pub with a playable game inside of it. Even if it's just a darts minigame or something.
jambo said:Further to the Crysis 2 DX9 news, the game won't have any graphics customisation, just 3 preset options, Gamer -> Advanced -> Hardcore.
Stackboy said:Just got some personal thanks from our director, for a website restructure I did.
Fuckyeah.
The config files are also encrypted.Cohsae said:You're joking right? Like, seriously.
jambo said:Further to the Crysis 2 DX9 news, the game won't have any graphics customisation, just 3 preset options, Gamer -> Advanced -> Hardcore.
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