No, it wasn't quite a serious answer. I admire the US Education system from warding off the efforts of the Intelligent Design idiots but fear that they will one day their efforts will pay off. Fear for that day.
Your ideas intrigue me. If, perchance, you offer some for of newsletter detailing your ideas, I would like to subscribe. I'm especially interested in chemtrails. And preventing chemtrails. And knowing if the local children have been doing chemtrails after school. I don't need to know about floudide as I distil my own urine to drink. That's right, Mr Government Man, I ain't drinking your mind-control powder.