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[Darklord]

Life is not a porno son.

Yours maybe.

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

Ugh. I despise piercings, especially on the lips and the tongue. Only navel piercings look good to me.

 

[Gazunta]

Tired. Grumpy. Just realised I didn't save any of the changes I made to this document I was working on all yesterday. Ricki Lee's thin. There's no Freddo Frogs in the vending machine. BRB jumping off the balcony.

In other news how much of a nightmarish clusterfuck is it going to be shopping for mobile phones this weekend?

 

[Omikron]

Metro 2033 is $5 on Steam today. Fucking buy it.

 

[Dead Man]

Ugh. I despise piercings, especially on the lips and the tongue. Only navel piercings look good to me.

Tongue piercings you never see, and feel great? You despise them? Son, you may have some nice dogs, but you are weird.

 

[markot]

CHEAPEST PLACE TO GET STAR FOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX?!

 

[Dead Man]

CHEAPEST PLACE TO GET STAR FOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX?!

The porn parody?

 

[markot]

The porn parody?

Dont be dirty!

 

[evlcookie]

Metro 2033 is $5 on Steam today. Fucking buy it.

Nope. Too scary.

 

[Dead Man]

Dont be dirty!

You're the one looking for it. I never knew you were a furry. I don't think less of you, I'm just surprised

 

[Omikron]

Nope. Too scary.

No wonder you can't talk to train girl.

 

[Echoplx]

It's got great atmosphere but terrible gunplay, which is a huge problem for me personally.

 

[Shaneus]

Reposting for new page. Want people to tell me how to break street for Forza 4 at JB. I guess I could say I have taken A Simple Plan hostage...

 

[Gazunta]

Choc are you up in QLD yet?

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

Tongue piercings you never see, and feel great? You despise them? Son, you may have some nice dogs, but you are weird.

You see a hot girl, then she opens her mouth.

 

[evlcookie]

No wonder you can't talk to train girl.

True but i hate horror shit. I'm a jumper due to loud sounds, not so much things that pop up out of no where, it's just the audio that gets me.

 

[Echoplx]

Meanwhile in DeathJr's room..

 

[Dead Man]

You see a hot girl, then she opens her mouth.

What if you see a hot girl, and she has no piercings, but some other visual thing you don't like, like big nipples or small nipples or no nipples or something. Dealbreaker as well?

 

[Bernbaum]

Gunplay in Uncharted 1 hasn't aged all that great. Lots of encounter scenarios where Drake enters an area and BAM dead straight away from a guy you'd never see. Combat lacks 'dynamism' and deters the player from moving around behind cover a whole bunch -you'll find yourself perched in one spot picking off enemies. Also the jet ski sections were always clunky but would be inexcusable in a 2011-release game.

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

Pierced nipples would be a deal breaker, yes.

 

[jambo]

Pierced nipples means she can take some pain and likes it


Also reposting from last page, where is everyone buying RAGE for PC?

It's got great atmosphere but terrible gunplay, which is a huge problem for me personally.

I don't get this. I love the guns in Metro 2033, the animations make them seem so real and I think they feel great.

 

[Dead Man]

Pierced nipples would be a deal breaker, yes.

Well... there you go. More for me, I guess.

 

[evlcookie]

Jambo, I picked it up from ozgame, shipped on the 7th so i'm guessing it will turn up some stage this week or early next. I'm not in a major rush for it.

 

[Echoplx]

I don't get this. I love the guns in Metro 2033, the animations make them seem so real and I think they feel great.

I don't get you, man. They felt like crap to me, completely put me off the game.

This isn't really objective I guess so there's no way for me to say you're wrong but that's just how I feel.

 

[Rahk]

Pierced nipples means she can take some pain and likes it


Also reposting from last page, where is everyone buying RAGE for PC?



I don't get this. I love the guns in Metro 2033, the animations make them seem so real and I think they feel great.

Got it from UK Steam store.

 

[jambo]

Maybe I'm just used to it. I love the STALKER series (although the first has pretty bad gun mechanics) and all those other Eastern European games and Metro is made by ex GSC Game World staffers.

 

[Echoplx]

Oddly enough I actually preferred the shooting in the Stalker games over Metro, there's just something really off putting about it to me.

RAGE has god-tier gunplay, you're in for a treat if you end up getting it.

 

[jambo]

Yeah all the videos look awesome, classic id gunplay which means the best of the best.

 

[Aon]

Have you tried playing that game on Ranger mode? It super buffs up the damage of all of your weapons, as well as the damage you take. I reckon that makes the whole combat dynamic more satisfying.

 

[jambo]

Yeah the enemies are a little spongey in normal mode, Ranger sounds awesome.

I stupidly decided to go back to the start of the game when I got my second GTX 570 so I could play the whole thing in high graphics, kinda killed it for me, having to replay hours and hours of the game.

I might play some more tonight...

 

[Jintor]

Much like how Delta was the only way to play Crysis, Ranger is the only way to play Metro. You can even adjust the difficulty within Ranger so you really have no excuse.

 

[BanShunsaku]

To celebrate the recent release of Dark Souls, I think I'm going to go home tonight and play some Demon's Souls.

Quick question: I'm going to start a new game and I can't remember much from when I played it, what is the best wiki/guide to use?

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

Where's the fun in playing a game by using a guide?

 

[jambo]

Apart from Minecraft, DeathJr is correct.

Spoiler

I feel dirty

 

[Deleted member 30609]

Don't use a guide, but do ask for help in the DA thread. The game is about community.

 

[Omikron]

Apart from Minecraft, DeathJr is correct.

Spoiler

I feel dirty

Racist.

 

[Aon]

To celebrate the recent release of Dark Souls, I think I'm going to go home tonight and play some Demon's Souls.

Quick question: I'm going to start a new game and I can't remember much from when I played it, what is the best wiki/guide to use?

For Demon's Souls it's Wikidot. For some reason it's transferred over to Wikispace for Dark Souls, which I've been editing a bit

I'm just going to take a stab in the dark, but I imagine that the two of you decrying Wiki use haven't played a Souls game. Part of the fun is looking up the odd, poorly explained stuff on the Internet and thus feeling some sense of attachment to this fact you looked up. The game's designers have gone on interview saying some mechanics are designed specifically to make people use Wikis and forums.

I don't think anyone uses them for a Point A to Point B walkthrough xD

 

[Gazunta]

Mental note, make my game so hard that people will hate playing it and instead work on wikis to help each other survive it, gotcha.

Kritz take note!

 

[Salazar]

And put the wikis behind paywalls and take a cut.

 

[BanShunsaku]

For Demon's Souls it's Wikidot. For some reason it's transferred over to Wikispace for Dark Souls, which I've been editing a bit

I'm just going to take a stab in the dark, but I imagine that the two of you decrying Wiki use haven't played a Souls game. Part of the fun is looking up the odd, poorly explained stuff on the Internet and thus feeling some sense of attachment to this fact you looked up. The game's designers have gone on interview saying some mechanics are designed specifically to make people use Wikis and forums.

I don't think anyone uses them for a Point A to Point B walkthrough xD

Thanks for that.

I won't be using it as a walkthrough, I just like to have it handy when I need something clarified.

Also, I'll probably be picking up Dark Souls later this week, so playing Demon's Souls again for a bit is more about seeing things I missed the first time I played it.

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

I remember my first demons souls playthrough...I attacked a npc just to see what happens, that bastard went crazy and wouldn't stop hitting me. I kept on dying because he wouldn't stop hitting me even after reloading the game. My progress was wasted because the game glitched

 

[Aon]

I remember my first demons souls playthrough...I attacked a npc just to see what happens, that bastard went crazy and wouldn't stop hitting me. I kept on dying because he wouldn't stop hitting me even after reloading the game. My progress was wasted because the game glitched

That's not a glitch. Once you anger an NPC, they stay angry. At some point you just need to put them out of their misery. I've managed to piss off the game's most convenient blacksmith in Dark Souls, it's the worst xD

 

[evlcookie]

Couriers all have the same joke.

Hand them a small package, Gee that's a bit one, Not sure how I will be able to deliver that.

Get handed a small package, There's a big one for you, Don't hurt your back lifting that one.

etc etc etc

SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

[Deeku]

:lol :lol

That is hilarious because that's happened to me a few times. Some DHL guy said the same thing when I gave him a documents envelope.

Must be something in the courier handbook.

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

That's not a glitch. Once you anger an NPC, they stay angry. At some point you just need to put them out of their misery. I've managed to piss off the game's most convenient blacksmith in Dark Souls, it's the worst xD

I tried, but that old crane just wouldn't die. In fact, while fighting him I managed to hit some other npc's. Gang rape ensued..

 

[Deleted member 30609]

Mental note, make my game so hard that people will hate playing it and instead work on wikis to help each other survive it, gotcha.

Kritz take note!

:|

 

[markot]

Star Fox get!

Cant wait till I can play, I played the crap out of that game on the 64.

 

[HolyCheck]

So whats this wallstreet sit in thing?

The thread on gaf seems massive, and I've been hearing references to it in other threads.. but i've seen no talk of it here in ausgaf, nor on the news sites i visit? whats the jist of it?

 

[reptilescorpio]

So whats this wallstreet sit in thing?

The thread on gaf seems massive, and I've been hearing references to it in other threads.. but i've seen no talk of it here in ausgaf, nor on the news sites i visit? whats the jist of it?

CHANGE!

Also I got bored with Metro. Might come back to it one day.

 

[hamchan]

Omg GT5 Spec II out in 3 hours.

Everyone with the game should also remember to play the Vettel seasonal event which instantly gives you the best car in the game and 5,000,000 credits.