Welp, I'm screwed for my assignment.
And a large pimple grew on my nose.
Weekend ruined!
Edit:
You know what, since I've gone half insane from looking at spreadsheets for the past 19 hours, I'm going to liveblog the events leading up to me handing in my incomplete shitty assignment.
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2.16am: 8 hours till due time. Just washed face and put some moisturizer on. I feel slightly invigorated. Since I'm thinking of working until the morning, I decide to put on my "going to uni just to hand in an assignment" clothes so I'm ready to roll asap. This consists of a black adidas track top with gold stripes, and black adidas sweat pants with white stripes. They didn't have my size in gold stripe pants!
3:13am: the effects of no sleep starting to kick in. I think I'm going to eat a bulla mint choc chip creamy classic. The fridge is buzzing like a fridge, arrest this fridge!
4:04am: late night tv sure is interesting. Watching Hercules tv series right now, I remember this being rad as a kid. Oh right, I should really get back to estimating share price volatility for the next 500 trading days and calculating the VaR of a portfolio of crap. Kevin Sorbo is pretty cool though!
4:47am: I think I've broken through the tired as fuck phase. Feeling energised now. Oh, time to empty the dishwasher!
5:36am: I think daylight is coming
fuck lol
5:53am: yep, daylight. Well, I think I might spend the last couple of hours doing actual work. I'm actually not tired which is weird. Hopefully listening to Coldplay while driving will keep me awake.
In summary, I regret nothing. And my pimple seems to have gone. Yay!