Imagine that:
Coming this Saturday morning to ABC Kids (30mins,R for required), Borderforce.
John Howard, no the other one, and Asher Keddie, she's in everything else, star as new Borderforce agents tasked with holding back the invasion of brown people on the open ocean. Armed with billions of dollars of the latest technology, how will they fare against the invading forces armed with dysentery and fear of oppression?
In this weeks episode our brave agents match there wits against the evil and not so brave people smuggler Pirate Pete and bravely stare down his warship fishing boat, dingy er... bravely. And don't forget to watch next week where out brave Minister, Mister Potato Head, denies the incident ever took place!
(Remember parents, the new State run ABC Kids is required viewing for children aged 4-12. We have your metadata.)