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[lexi]

Oh god, I can't wait to see what happens when the boats aren't stopped at all. Salty tears will be delicious.

We won't know about it thanks to banning the reporting of them arriving. People will magically think the boats stopped.

 

[Yagharek]

Oh god, I can't wait to see what happens when the boats aren't stopped at all. Salty tears will be delicious.

news announcements of boats will be censored. on the filtered internet.

 

[Damo Yoshi]

Yeah! Go Benny! Nationalise those banks yo! Yeah!

Yeah!

hey wait chifley's defeat ended up resulting in menzies 1-

oh

oh no

 

[Darklord]

Yeah I agree, this is the best way to decide our government.

I'd have still preferred a chariot race between the parties.

 

[TriangleOfCorruption]

What can he even say? He's only had the job for a couple of months. Weird speech.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

This can only be stronger for Labor in general.

Shame the Greens lost support... to fucking Clive Palmer of all people.

 

[hamchan]

It's like Kevin Rudd won the election.

 

[wonzo]

Oh god, I can't wait to see what happens when the boats aren't stopped at all. Salty tears will be delicious.

2016 campaign slogan : "shoot the boats"

 

[jgminto]

I wouldn't really call Labor "progressive"

 

[Damo Yoshi]

That young maiden's having the TIME OF HER LIFE

IT'S TIME

Edit: Hey wait she didn't scream for Albanese. :'(

 

[Box of Bunnies]

"No man, no problem" applies to boat news too. Don't tell us about them and they're not there.

Tony taking a page from Uncle Joe's book.

 

[i_am_ben]

Look on the bright side, it could be worse. He could be President!

 

[Dead Man]

We won't know about it thanks to banning the reporting of them arriving. People will magically think the boats stopped.

Yeah, that is a particular insidious part of their policy.

 

[Darklord]

Oh god, I can't wait to see what happens when the boats aren't stopped at all. Salty tears will be delicious.

Then people will complain. And if he fails again then more people will complain. And if he continues he'll become extremely unpopular. Quickly. And have zero chance of staying in longer. How do I know? Kevin Rudd already did it in 2007. People loved him a hell of a lot more than they like Abbott as well.

Though honestly, I just wish people would shut the fuck up about the boats. They're like problem 47 and try to make it problem 1.

 

[mandiller]

Rudd: Bill Glasson eat your heart out.


Lol

 

[toddhunter]

And to Gillard...

 

[hidys]

Kevin Rudd needs to resign now.

 

[Dead Man]

Then people will complain. And if he fails again then more people will complain. And if he continues he'll become extremely unpopular. Quickly. And have zero chance of staying in longer. How do I know? Kevin Rudd already did it in 2007. People loved him a hell of a lot more than they like Abbott as well.

Though honestly, I just wish people would shut the fuck up about the boats. They're like problem 47 and try to make it problem 1.

And who made it a problem?

 

[Yagharek]

Oh god, I can't wait to see what happens when the boats aren't stopped at all. Salty tears will be delicious.

Actually on second thoughts, this may be in incredibly poor taste

 

[Darklord]

And who made it a problem?

The media.

 

[roosters93]

I'd have still preferred a chariot race between the parties.

Why stop there?

 

[Bernbaum]

And now for the impressive oratory prowess of Prime Minister Tony Abbott.

 

[Rubixcuba]

Is Kevin going to resign here ?

 

[jgminto]

Ok that's enough, Kevin. You can stop now.

 

[reptilescorpio]

Though honestly, I just wish people would shut the fuck up about the boats. They're like problem 47 and try to make it problem 1.

What is problem 1?

 

[Jintor]

Christ, it feels like they loving won the election

 

[Box of Bunnies]

Then people will complain. And if he fails again then more people will complain. And if he continues he'll become extremely unpopular. Quickly. And have zero chance of staying in longer. How do I know? Kevin Rudd already did it in 2007. People loved him a hell of a lot more than they like Abbott as well.

Though honestly, I just wish people would shut the fuck up about the boats. They're like problem 47 and try to make it problem 1.

If only there were other options that didn't frame asylum seekers as a big problem that we could vote for instead of Labor or Libnats.

Wait, we don't know or care about them and would rather throw our vote away than educate ourselves.

 

[Rubixcuba]

Ok that's enough, Kevin. You can stop now.

An outgoing Prime Minister can have as long as they want I think.

 

[reptilescorpio]

CANT TAKE THE MINISTERSHIP FROM ME IF I DONT STOP TALKING

FILLIBUSTER THIS SHIT RIGHT MEOW

 

[wonzo]

Then people will complain. And if he fails again then more people will complain. And if he continues he'll become extremely unpopular. Quickly. And have zero chance of staying in longer. How do I know? Kevin Rudd already did it in 2007. People loved him a hell of a lot more than they like Abbott as well.

Though honestly, I just wish people would shut the fuck up about the boats. They're like problem 47 and try to make it problem 1.

yeah but you didn't vote so you don't have a right to complain about anything

 

[mandiller]

No thank you to Gillard and all she did as PM? No resignation? And still going? Come on Rudd, wrap it up now.

CANT TAKE THE MINISTERSHIP FROM ME IF I DONT STOP TALKING

Pretty much. He keeps mentioning "As prime minister, let me tell you.....". You did resoundly lose Rudd. Resign and let Abbott share some of the spotlight perhaps.

 

[roosters93]

Where's the get off the stage music in politics?
Rob Oakeshott would've got it all the time, Rudd atm.

 

[toddhunter]

No thank you to Gillard and all she did as PM? No resignation? And still going? Come on Rudd, wrap it up now.

Dat unity.

 

[reptilescorpio]

Christ, it feels like they loving won the election

Did your phone autocorrect fucking to loving? Because that would be AWESOME.

 

[hamchan]

No thank you to Gillard and all she did as PM? No resignation? And still going? Come on Rudd, wrap it up now.

Er, why would he thank her for stabbing him in the back?

 

[Lord Panda]

The Age of Darkness is now upon us brethren. Abandon all hope.

Seriously though, Rudd should retire - it's time to go son.

 

[Box of Bunnies]

No thank you to Gillard and all she did as PM? No resignation? And still going? Come on Rudd, wrap it up now.

It's almost like he was a notoriously controlling narcissist or something.

 

[TriangleOfCorruption]

He's about to quit, surely.

 

[Dead Man]

The media.

Bahahahahaha

 

[Darklord]

What is problem 1?

Not a few asylum seekers on damn boats. There are more people here illegally from the UK than on any boat.

yeah but you didn't vote so you don't have a right to complain about anything

If only there were other options that didn't frame asylum seekers as a big problem that we could vote for instead of Labor or Libnats.

Wait, we don't know or care about them and would rather throw our vote away than educate ourselves.

Talk about salty. I didn't not vote because of laziness. I CHOSE not to vote. It's my choice and yes, if a leader sucks arse then I can complain. Better than just throwing it away on a donkey vote like tons of people do.

 

[Damo Yoshi]

ohhhhhh bye kev

have fun

 

[Bernbaum]

It's his concession speech and and he can do what he wants and he wants is to talk heaps and use big words.

 

[Ruthless_Barbarian]

Rudd resigns.

 

[Yagharek]

Sensible move

 

[mjontrix]

WHAT NO MORE RUDD

 

[Rubixcuba]

ohhhhhh bye kev

have fun

Dat respect for a PM.

 

[jgminto]

So long, Ruddy. I enjoyed your terms.

 

[Sidzed2]

Still waiting for Abbott's lightsaber duel with Yoda in Parliament House.

 

[gloomy]

Oh god that squealing woman.Politicians have it rough.

 

[roosters93]

Rudd ruddily resigns