Haha, I'm glad you guys can find the humor in my situation. That's pretty much how I've had to deal with it growing up my whole life. I have accepted that no matter what I do, there is no winning, so all you can do is laugh it off.
Here's some more gems:
"Oh, you got a 34 on the ACT? Good job! But, I heard so and so's kid got a 36."
"Oh, you got an A in English, History, Math, Science, Art, and Social Studies? That's nice. What's with this B+ in PE though?"
"Oh, you got me this $500 Michael Kors purse for my birthday? Thanks! BTW, your brother got your father and I an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii."
Career wise, I used to be in web design, and now I am doing marketing for an online business. I make sick bank, love my schedule, and have the freedom to travel the world as long as I have my laptop and an Internet connection.
Yet, every now and then, I still hear, "What exactly do you do all day? You know this family friend of ours had 3 kids and now they are all doctors. Why couldn't you become one as well? You could have been saving lives instead of just sitting on the computer and sending emails."
Like, are you fucking serious or just trolling me? I honestly can't tell anymore. lol