TOLKIEN and LEWIS The Series 1
by ~corto-maltes
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TOLKIEN TOLKIEN TOLKIEN!!! I GOT AN IDEA!!!
Yelled C.S. Lewis after he had entered into J.R.R. Tolkien´s office. The surprise made Tolkien spill some Ink from his pen on (what Tolkien thought) a beautiful naked elf.
-Yes?
Answered Tolkien while breathing
The drawing was nice.
-A TALE
Screamed Lewis, bouncing around.
-A tale? I see
I like tales, what kind of tale?
Asked Tolkien, while putting his glasses on.
-I DONT KNOW
Silence.
-Uhm
Tolkien looked at Lewis
He was looking back at him.
-ITS ABOUT FANTASY TOLKIEN
-Oh well, then you should try with midgets, humans, and over all those imperfect creatures, the beautiful and perfect elv
Replied Tolkien as CS Lewis said
-OK THANKS BYE!!!!!!1
Lewis ran out from Tolkien´s Studio.
Tolkien stayed on his place thinking about that Number One at the end of Lewis´s exclamation.
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-Oh
- Said Tolkien Those strong muscles, that brilliant beauty, oh you should be real
Oh Nimloth, Deny thy father, and refuse thy name
-TOLKIEN TOLKIEN TOLKIEN!!!!!!!!!!1
Lewis´s entered on the studio as usual, but this time without spoiling the (as Tolkien thought) "Beautifelf art" that he had just drawn.
-Yes, Lewis?
Said Tolkien while putting his glasses on and searching his jacket for that bottle of Mead, the liquor that (As Tolkien used to say) the elves drank with their perfect lips, on the forest of sensuality
Mead, the liquor of elves. Mead, that bottle of Mead, that bottle that Tolkien had just made a few hours ago.
-KIDS JAY, KIDS.
-Kids?
-YEAH, KIDS GOING TO ANOTHER WORLD
-Oh I see, so you're writing Sci Fi
-YES
Tolkien smiled and drank from the bottle of mead, suddenly his life was finally starting to take its course.
-So, tell me, ¿they are traveling on a spaceship or through time?
-NO NO NO, THEYRE TRAVELING THROUGH A WARDROBE
-A wardrobe...
Tolkien felt a bitter taste on his mead
-YES! BUT A MAGIC ONE!
-Elven Magic I think, only the elves would build something so beauty, so spiritual, so shiny, so
As many war-veterans, Tolkien had his own secret place where to hide.
-NO NO NO, WITHOUT ELVES
-Then? What its about? Dark magic on wrong hands? ¿Is Sauron back?
-NO NO, THE KIDS MAKE THE WARDROBE MAGICAL BECAUSE OF THEIR INNOCENCE!!!
-Oh boy
And as many war veterans, Tolkien eventually learned that there is no place to hide.
-I LIKE KIDS TOLKIEN
Tolkien took a long and silent sip from the bottle of mead and then replied.
-I got a friend that also loves kids
And hie is also called Lewis.
-YAHOO, NEW FRIEND! LETS MAKE A PARTY!
Tolkien drank the rest of the bottle and tried to remember where he had left Lewis Carrolls phone number.