Bwa-hahahaha! That's unbelivable!
It was that SOUR2011 guy? His stats are pathetic! 500 plus hours and he's only a lvl. 39 colonel! I have less than half of that playtime and I'm already 31!
I'm not even mentioning his SPM, W/L or quit percentage!
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Battlefield 3 | Console Community Thread | Pleasant Entertainment
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Bwa-hahahaha! That's unbelivable!
It was that SOUR2011 guy? His stats are pathetic! 500 plus hours and he's only a lvl. 39 colonel! I have less than half of that playtime and I'm already 31!
I'm not even mentioning his SPM, W/L or quit percentage!
Dreamgazer
Member
He is right you know.
If everyone can average 10.0K/D per game, no one would need to capture flags.
lol.
If everyone can average 10.0K/D per game, no one would need to capture flags.
lol.
The Faceless Master
Member
no other assignment with all-class items is class specific! i just thought it was weird because i had like 12 shotgun kills and 6 knife kills in a game with a recon, but only the knife kills counted towards assignment progress...
an actual kill from them still being in there when it goes boom.
Random_Guy
Member
Trying to get this EOD kill is driving me insane. The thing is so hard to manoeuvre. Worst of all, I'm useless to the team while i'm trying to go for the kill. I don't understand why Dice has to put this sorta crap in for unlocking guns. Any tips on how to get this done?
The Faceless Master
Member
there are i guess 3 ways to do it
1) bowl an enemy over at max speed
2) eod repair tool an enemy to death
3) eod repair tool an occupied vehicle to death
i was just in a game where one guy on our team was obviously trying to do it, i felt bad for him.
You're going to help me with this shit when my connection is stable. I'm not pulling my hair out for that shitty EOD bot. Go fuck yourselves, DICE. ;___;
1) Even if you turn off Aim Assist it'll still be there slightly.
2) It was CoD4 levels before this patch (that you say buffed it) where it wasn't noticeable 9/10 of the time, but in a mid-range situation where you're ADS and a dude rushes by close-by, it'll start to "magnet" pull toward him throwing your aim off: hence "CoD bad." It's no where near as sticky as CoD6 and on, but it is noticeable, at least to me.
3) and I play with Aim Assist off, BTW.
The Faceless Master
Member
you want to finger poke of doom me?
Random_Guy
Member
Any chance of using the GAF server to help each other complete this stupid assignment?
The Faceless Master
Member
iirc, ticket bleed in CQ is 1 every 4 seconds, which is 15 tickets per minute
for a team to win without capping flags, they'd have to be doing +16 kills per minute (as in 16 more kills per minute than the other team)
good luck with that... maybe if their team is 12 abuC's, that would work.
you want to boost?
Random_Guy
Member
Pretty much. I know I'm a dick for suggesting it, but I can't stand wasting time on this assignment. It goes completely against how the game is meant to be played.
I'll help you. That assignment is completely stupid.
Dreamgazer
Member
Yes, you can use the server for that purpose.
Yes, yes I do. I'm not man enough to deal with that shitty EOD bot to attempt to get a kill.
Haha coordinate with Dawn and I'll help you both! I wasn't man enough to do it legit too! Lol!
The Faceless Master
Member
The Faceless Master
Member
lol, the enemy just set the charge after the game ended?
Well there's that brief second after the end where everything turns white and flashes to the screen. You can actually still kill during that.
Rebel Leader
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Random_Guy
Member
Has anyone else noticed a lot more cut offs in audio since the patch? I thought it was supposed to fix this problem.
Still happens to me occasionally, but not as much as before the patch.
Evolved1
make sure the pudding isn't too soggy but that just ruins everything
Dream it takes forever to type XMB messages and I was in the middle of a game. I replied as you were logging off, but basically: i'm not playing with gaf anymore. you guys don't need any help to win. i'd rather play with people who are behind and outnumbered. i don't believe in spawn camping and just running up the score on people. i've never been that guy and frankly i'm ashamed to have started doing it in BF... i only join the gaf games because I know it will be an uphill climb, since gaf is very good and pretty much always has the other team on the ropes. but that Kharg game is a good example of why i'm not playing with you guys anymore. it isn't sporting to pummel an undermanned team to the point they can't even get into their vehicles because they're being tanks shelled from afar and strafed by jets. i'm not telling people how they should play, i'm just not going to take part in it. i'd rather play against.
that last game you joined me... where we took a team that was being decimated and snagged a victory despite the odds, that was more fun than any game I've had will gaf in months. we helped that team win and that felt really good.
that last game you joined me... where we took a team that was being decimated and snagged a victory despite the odds, that was more fun than any game I've had will gaf in months. we helped that team win and that felt really good.
Random_Guy
Member
I'm with you on this. When there's six gaffers on the same team, you basically win without even trying. There's no challenge and there's no way to improve as a player. The best games are when the gaffers are split between the 2 teams. Lot more competitive and fun.
Dreamgazer
Member
Well, first of all, you of all people should know that I don't like spawn camping in rush at all.
I don't even like moving away from the objective.
In fact I am going to say I'm the epitome of "watching m-com" forever alone while yelling at every freaking person to get back in *sigh*.
So I am a bit hurt that you lumping me into that category.
Second, I was going to join you in the Kharg round, but then I saw JM joining you and thought you would be okay. I didn't notice that he switched until very late in the game.
Third, I'm aware that you're unhappy with gaf and wants to play merc whatever.
Hence, why I joined you on the canal game and attempted to switch side.
If you need me, not necessarily as a team member, but to buff an enemy team - hey I'm okay with that.
Finally, and I've said this before - the only thing I hope you don't do is to become someone who think "All victory is my glory, all loses are other people's fault. No more room to improve." And this isn't going to be solved even if we play together, cause 90% of the time gaf still says "randoms fault completely."
Dreamgazer
Member
The Faceless Master
Member
i have noticed that some people have decided to go rogue and i am stating that i am now officially going to go anti-rogue. if i'm in a game and it's 3 GAF people on each side (including me) i'm going to switch sides to make it 4 on 2. if it's 4 on 3 and i'm on the side with 3, i will make it 5 on 2. anti-rogue since 2012.
Or, you could just play with me instead of joining babby mode civil wars. *cough cough*
When my DSL is fixed. ;___;
Rebel Leader
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I am sill pissed about FALLING 1 STORY AND DIEING
I've fallen a story before and let me just say, that shit hurts. May not kill you but you'd be staggering for a bit.
Press back on left-stick while deploying parachute. TAH-DAH no fall damage anymore.
So glad Heat won. I rather see Lebron vs Durant than Thunder sweeping the Celtics.
Dreamgazer
Member
It wouldn't be the same.
Durant isn't that physical and there's no underdog feeling.
Also, we all know OKC has the higher chance of winning, regardless of heat or celt.
Yes, OKC has the higher chance, because they have a better overall TEAM. But now we get to see Lebron vs Durant which will prove who is the number one player in the NBA. Durant might not be physically better than Lebron but he is mentally tougher. As a basketball fan I'm so excited.
Underdogs are like roller coasters, it's a cheap thrill. Best vs best is what I like to see. Just like I want to see a Mayweather vs Pacquiao fight.
Dreamgazer
Member
I'm the type that prefer to watch team vs. team as oppose to player vs. player
.When I say physical, I don't mean physically better. I mean Durant doesn't play as rough as Lebron does. (which is sad, cause people don't give Durant enough credit sometimes.)
It's a mindset thing I guess.
Anyway, will look forward to OKC vs MIA.
I'm the type that prefer to watch team vs. team as oppose to player vs. player
Anyway, will look forward to OKC vs MIA.
We got that already with the TWO best TEAMS in the NBA playing in the western conference finals. Now it's all about player legacies. A dynasty can start after these finals and now a new rivalry will start these finals.
Dreamgazer
Member
I'll stop playing bf3 for awhile.
Need to shut up and also sleep earlier.
That being said, let me know if you need to be added as admin to the server. People use it to set up games or boost if they have to.
(feel free to change any setting also.)
Would appreciate if people can update the VIP list also, since I don't have all regular gaffers on my friend list due to size limitation.
Need to shut up and also sleep earlier.
That being said, let me know if you need to be added as admin to the server. People use it to set up games or boost if they have to.
(feel free to change any setting also.)
Would appreciate if people can update the VIP list also, since I don't have all regular gaffers on my friend list due to size limitation.
The Faceless Master
Member
server admin just switched us all to his team!
:lol
:lol
Rebel Leader
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I never play pass 10.. I only did this time for Toonami
The Faceless Master
Member
i don't smoke.
OdysseusVA
Banned
Gotta get that W/L ratio up
I might have to after I saw the judges decision in the Pacquiao vs Bradley match. So disgusted with boxing right now.