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Best. Album. Ever. (VOTE NOW)

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fart

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Yah, that's right. The best album ever. I'm not talking about the best album ever right now that I'm listening to but next week/year/day/hour I'll think something else is the best ever; I'm talking about the best 80 odd minutes of music ever put to sheet(music)/disc/rock hard drive/tattoo. I'm talking about the hippest, rockingest rocksteady bebop badical set of tunes you've ever heard and ever will hear. I'm talking about the best of the past, the best of the future and the one you'd have sex with repeatedly if you were deserted on an island like those hot chicks and the one fat guy on JJ Abrams' Lost Not-Really-A-TV-Show-Because-It's-An-Experience. YAH THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES

RULES:

To participate in the thread, do one of the below:

1) Vote for an album already nominated. Please make it very clear that your post is a vote. If you don't make it very obvious your post is a vote I may not count it and then you'll be shit out of luck.

you can use the following format: I VOTE FOR %BAND% - %ALBUM%

2) Nominate an album: state CLEARLY AGAIN STATE CLEARLY the name of the album and the name of the artist (or performer/composer). If you don't state the name of the band and name of the album clearly (THAT MEANS IN TEXT RETARD) and I can't figure it out directly from your post your nomination will be ignored.

you can use the following format: I NOMINATE %BAND% - %ALBUM%

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3) Hate on someone else's choice and call them a stupid shit with terrible taste.

you can use the following format: DIABLOS, BILLY CORGAN ENJOYS COCK (MUCH LIKE YOU) AND BY THE WAY SMASHING PUMPKINS ALBUMS STARTED SUCKING WHEN BUTCH VIG STOPPED (OVER)PRODUCING THEM

Options 1/2 can be done once per poster. Option 3 AT YOUR LEISURE AND EARLIEST OPPORTUNITY.

I'll update the tally as time allows, and if you aren't all stupid shits with terrible taste.

MY VOTE:

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The Microphones - The Glow Pt 2

yah, i know, that's a real shocker

NOW WHERE'S MY MFIN ICE TEA?

The Beatles - Sgt Pepper 0
The Beatles - Abbey Road 6
The Beatles - Revolver 0
Miles Davis - Kind of Blue 1
NIrvana - Nevermind 2
Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation 1
Dr. Dre - The Chronic 0
Public Enemy - It Takes a Nation 0
U2 - The Joshua Tree 0
U2 - Achtung Baby 2
The Clash - S/T 0
Bowie - Ziggy Stardust 0
Bowie - Low 0
Smashing Pumpkins- Mellon Collie 3
Smashing Pumpkins- Siamese Dream 0
Sufjan Stevens - Illinoise 0
Tool - Aenima 1
Michael Jackson - Thriller 0
Tribe Called Quest - Low End Theory 1
The Microphones - The Glow Pt 2 0
The Band - S/T 0
Weezer - Pinkerton 1
Weezer - Blue 0
Metallica - Master of Puppets 0
Metallica - S&M 0
Paul Simon - Graceland 0
REM - Automatic 0
Radiohead - OK Computer 2
Radiohead - The Bends 0
Radiohead - Kid A -1
Nas - Illmatic 0
The Flaming Lips - The Soft Bulletin 0
Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane.. 1
The Cure - Pornography 0
The Cure - Disintegration 1
Broken Social Scene- Forgot it in People 0
Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin 1 1
Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin 4 0
Led Zeppelin - Physical Graffiti 0
Pink Floyd - Dark Side 5
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were 1
Pink Floyd - The Wall 0
Pink Floyd - Animals 0
The Avalanches - Since I Left You 0
Beach Boys - Pet Sounds 2
Bad Brains - S/T 0
Guns 'N Roses - Appetite For Des.. 2
Elastica - S/T 0
Velvet Underground - S/T 0
Bauhaus - S/T 0
Aqua - Aquarium 0
Blind Guardian - Nightfall in ... 0
Coldplay - Rush of Blood... 0
Coldplay - Parachutes 0
Elliot Smith - Either/Or 0
Mos Def - Black on Both Sides 0
Dylan - Freewheelin 0
Dylan - Blonde on Blonde 0
Frank Sinatra - Wee Small Hours 0
Iron Maiden - Seventh Son 0
Black Sabbath - Paranoid 0
Wrens - Meadowlands 1
Daft Punk - Homework 0
Matthew Dekay - Trousy 0
Funkadelic - Maggot Brain 0
Bark Psychosis - Hex 0
Angra - Holy Land 0
Kate Bush - The Dreaming 0
Mr T Experience - Night Shift 0
Jane Fonda - Barbarella 0
Pain of Salvation - Remedy Lane 0
The B-52s - S/T 0
Charles Mingus - The Black Saint 1
Hendrix - Electric Ladyland 0
Nine Inch Nails - The Fragile 0
Nine Inch Nails - The Downward 0
Anathema - Judgement 0
dødheimsgard - 666 international 0
Iced Earth - Burnt Offerings 0
Foo Fighters - The Color and The.. 0
Misfits - Walk Among Us 0
YMCK - Family Music 0
The KLF - Chill Out 0
Andy Warhol - Banana 0
Bruce Springsteen - Born to Run 0
The Arcade Fire - Funeral 0
Swans - Children of God 0
Bone Thugs - E.1999 Eternal 0
Freddie Gage - All my friends 0
Devin Townsend - Terria 0
Brian Eno - Another Green Wo 1
Boards of Canada - Music has the right 0
Stone Roses - S/T 0
The Eagles - Hell Freezes Over 0
TMBG - The Spine 0
Slayer - Reign in Blood 0
Megadeth - Rust in Peace 0
The Flower Kings - Space Revolver 0
Muse - Black Holes 0
Amon Tobin - Supermodified 0

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fart

Savant
White Man said:
IT WAS HOT WE STAYED IN THE WATER IS BETTER BICH
YOU ARE A STUPID SHIT WITH TERRIBLE TASTE AND I WOULD MAKE YOU MY PUNK AND THEN SHANK YOU IF WE WERE IN PRISON TOGETHER
 
Posted this in other thread. Will post here:

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David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust


THE BEST MOTHAFREAKING ALBUM OUT THERE!

In 1997 Ziggy Stardust was named the 20th greatest album of all time in a 'Music of the Millennium' poll conducted by HMV, Channel 4, The Guardian and Classic FM. In 1998 Q magazine readers placed it at number 24, while in 2003 the TV network VH1 placed it at number 48. It was named the 35th best album ever made by Rolling Stone on their list of the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time. In 2000 Q placed it at number 25 in its list of the 100 Greatest British Albums Ever. In 2004 it was placed at number 81 in Pitchfork Media's Top 100 Albums of the 1970s. In 2006, the album was chosen by TIME Magazine as one of the 100 best albums of all time.


Side one

1. "Five Years" – 4:43
2. "Soul Love" – 3:33
3. "Moonage Daydream" – 4:35
4. "Starman" – 4:15
5. "It Ain't Easy" – 2:56

Side two

1. "Lady Stardust" – 3:20
2. "Star" – 2:47
3. "Hang on to Yourself" – 2:37
4. "Ziggy Stardust" – 3:13
5. "Suffragette City" – 3:25
6. "Rock 'n' Roll Suicide" – 2:57


EVERY TRACK IS GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!!!
 

CB3

intangibles, motherfucker
Just wait a fucking second here. We've gone this far and no mention of

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What The Fuck Guys. W.T.F
 

EviLore

Expansive Ellipses
Staff Member
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Blind Guardian - Nightfall in Middle-Earth



Yeah, that'd probably be it for me. I don't listen to much in the power metal genre especially anymore, but NiME hasn't diminished since I moved on to explore other kinds of music. Love every track to death. If not for NiME, it would've probably been Who's Next or Zep 4 or DSOTM (5.1 SACD edition!) or Weezer Blue Album or a Muse album which I can't decide on or Relationship of Command or Ziggy Stardust or something like that ;b
 

Jake.

Member
not my favourite ever (in my top 10 though), but i'd have to say its probably the best (especially influentially). unknown pleasures by joy division or lifestylez ov da poor and dangerous are runners up:

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VALIS

Member
Velvet Underground - 3rd

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This album is that split second inhale between trying to be good and not "being good." Whether that's drug abuse, homosexuality or just being a non-conformist. I'm not a very emotional person, yet this is a beautifully and completely emotional album, like puking in the shower.
 

VALIS

Member
Can anyone explain why their favorite album is the greatest, please? Just bang out a few words why it might have relevance and appeal beyond your taste. Or if not, why does it appeal to you so much?
 

YYZ

Junior Member
What are the chances of any albums getting more than 3 votes by the time this is over?

Thisisneogaf.
 
Nomination:

Black Sabbath - Paranoid

It has got:
paranoid, war pigs, iron man, hand of doom (etc) and a terrible album cover ;)
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EviLore

Expansive Ellipses
Staff Member
There's absolutely no reason to distinguish nominations from votes, btw. You're just starting at 0 instead of 1 and complicating the instructions.
 

fart

Savant
EviLore said:
There's absolutely no reason to distinguish nominations from votes, btw. You're just starting at 0 instead of 1 and complicating the instructions.
actually it makes the voters read the thread and disambiguate an add and an update for me. if i automate things i'll change the instructions
 

EviLore

Expansive Ellipses
Staff Member
fart said:
actually it makes the voters read the thread and disambiguate an add and an update for me. if i automate things i'll change the instructions

That's not a problem if you keep your list alphabetical. And since few people seem to be noting whether or not they're a vote or a nomination, that seems more practical.
 

Idioteque

Member
Bark Psychosis - Hex

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One of my favorites, I felt like voting on something else besides Radiohead all the time. They'll get plenty of love from other people.
 

fart

Savant
the only advantage in sorting is that output is prettier. this eliminates a find in what i think will be the common case. if i feel like it i can throw something together tomorrow i guess, but i would not hold my breath if i were you. if you care enough to discuss this further then i suggest we take it to pm.
 

EviLore

Expansive Ellipses
Staff Member
fart said:
the only advantage in sorting is that output is prettier. this eliminates a find in what i think will be the common case

Okay, I'll explain a little more clearly. Sorting allows you to quickly reference your list to see if a vote is for something new or existing. Since people are not really following the whole nomination/vote designation most of the time, it makes a whole lot more sense to rely on your own methods to improve efficiency rather than trying to get the replies to follow an unnecessary format.
 
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