It’s in the feel of the films. Prometheus and Covenant had a lot of discussions about creations, being a god, giving birth and how an android can’t do that, etc. When we see in Covenant the shot of David towering over the new alien lifeform that was just born, I felt the idea was pretty clear what they were going for. It cheapens the mysterious feel of the Xenomorphs’ past. As interesting as David is, I don’t like the Xenomorphs from all the prior movies being ultimately linked to “android develops a god complex and made them”.
Romulus had two good leads even if the supporting cast was eh. The issue with Covenant is Walter and David are interesting but they’re not the leads. Instead, we have the main female lead whose only characterization is her mourning her dead husband who we don’t know (as said way earlier, this is why Covenant should have kept those deleted scenes in the film) and the male lead is a Captain whose sole character trait is supposedly being disrespected by his crew for being religious (which is brought up once only by him, and never mentioned again). We also have a TON of other characters, even with the deleted scenes it would have been difficult to make out many of them. Romulus played it smart, for as unremarkable as the other four are, I at least remember who they are and what their relationships/roles are. In Covenant, someone is screaming about their husband dying, and I’m like, “hang on, they were married? Also, who are you?” It felt Covenant just went for a big cast just to get more deaths, but I don’t care about the deaths I can’t even remember the person who died.
Covenant is also FAR weaker in the suspense category. The lead of Romulus didn’t feel OP, the gun itself saved her in that one scene, and she gets knocked around quite a lot in the final act. Covenant only has “suspense” because the RPG players for the Covenant campaign looked at their prior characters in their Prometheus campaign, and said, “hmm, I know plenty of us played with a low Intelligence stat then, but we if we lowered our INT even more?”
(sets Int to 6)
……
(sets Int to 4)
(sets Int to 0)
I can’t take the suspense seriously if the only reason it’s happening is because the characters are less functional than a kindergarten class.
-decides to go to an unknown planet rather than their safe destination because they fear repeating an event which has incredibly low odds
-walk onto planet with basically no protection, no one really discusses possible diseases, deadly life forms they could encounter, etc.
-the whole “I’m locking you in the room with that creature even though I clearly had time to let you out safely! Wait, hang on, once you’re already dead, THEN I will open the door holding a gun only I won’t look at where I’m walking and thus slip on some blood and misfire which will blow up the ship!” Seriously, that sequence needed Looney Tunes-style music to it
-as I said earlier how Pitch Meeting described it:
Producer: So now that he knows he’s a threat, the Captain shoots David?
Writer: No, instead David just walks away telling the Captain to follow and the Captain follows.
Producer: What?
Writer: And then David says, “Captain, put your face in this pulsing alien egg. I assure you it’s safe.”
Producer: I mean, there’s no way he’s going to do that, right?
Writer: And then he does it!
Producer: Okay!
Also, I love how they point out not only is it unbelievable David could return to the ship disguised as Walter in time given everything he would need to do before he got there including the fight itself, but the cut on his cheek during the fight wasn’t witnessed by anyone else. So it only exists to “trick” the audience even though in-universe David has no reason to make it part of his disguise (and more stupid as the movie could have just not had the cut occur).
Honestly, while not worse, Covenant film feels dumber than Resurrection. Resurrection at least is clearly trying to be campy most of the time, while Covenant is clearly trying to be entirely serious yet its characters behave as cartoony morons.