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[Aguila]

Imprison ha.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

LOSVE YALLLE VEEN THO JOANNE FLOPP. TJANKS AGA PLEASE GOVE US A GOOD ALBUM. LOBE YALL

 

[MANUELF]

Not Trash being a russian spy and also have secret emails

 

[Vazra]

Ugh I need to see my fave live
https://instagram.com/p/BMP6i9RAuK_/

 

[rhandino]

My list of faves that I would kill to see live would be something like:

1) Beyonce (current)

2) Mariah Carey (at her prime)

3) Madonna (During the Confessions era)

4) Whitney Houston (at her prime, ofc)

5) Michael Jackson (During the 90's)

6) Prince (Almost every single period)

7) Bruno Mars (Currently)

8) Katy Perry (Shut up! The production on her concert looks divine and I would be surrounded by a bunch of cute teenage girls while the Mother Katheryn slay my ears with ha stadium anthems)

9) Callie and Marie

 

[Little Mons†er]

My list of faves that I would kill to see live would be something like:

1) Beyonce (current)

2) Mariah Carey (at her prime)

3) Madonna (During the Confessions era)

4) Whitney Houston (at her prime, ofc)

5) Michael Jackson (During the 90's)

6) Prince (Almost every single period)

7) Bruno Mars (Currently)

8) Katy Perry (Shut up! The production on her concert looks divine and I would be surrounded by a bunch of cute teenage girls while the Mother Katheryn slay my ears with ha stadium anthems)

9) Callie and Marie

I've never seen GAGA live yet ;_;

Although I have seen Riri and that was amazing

 

[Soulscribe]

What have we decided are the best and worst tracks on Joanne?

 

[Majmun]

I've seen Dua Lipa live in Cologne last month. She's amazing

I expected 10 remixes of Be The One, but she has a lot of cool new stuff coming up.

 

[Vazra]

What have we decided are the best and worst tracks on Joanne?

Best: None
Worst: Everything

 

[MANUELF]

Best: None
Worst: Everything

 

[Ahasverus]

What have we decided are the best and worst tracks on Joanne?

Best bop: Dancing in circles
Best song: Angel down/Joanne
Worst song:Come to mama

 

[Touchdown]

My list of faves that I would kill to see live would be something like:

1) Beyonce (current)

2) Mariah Carey (at her prime)

3) Madonna (During the Confessions era)

4) Whitney Houston (at her prime, ofc)

5) Michael Jackson (During the 90's)

6) Prince (Almost every single period)

7) Bruno Mars (Currently)

8) Katy Perry (Shut up! The production on her concert looks divine and I would be surrounded by a bunch of cute teenage girls while the Mother Katheryn slay my ears with ha stadium anthems)

9) Callie and Marie

I will be seeing Mariah again this December at the Beacon Theatre in New York for ha annual Christmas spectacular. You should come with.

 

[Tomodachi]

What have we decided are the best and worst tracks on Joanne?

Best: Perfect Illusion (come at me popgaf)
World: Hey girl

I like the album, but I have to admit I grew bored of it pretty fast.
Lady Wood, on the other hand... oh boy. Slay Tove.

 

[rhandino]

What have we decided are the best and worst tracks on Joanne?

Best: Dancin' in Circles

Worst: Come to Mama

It is known.

 

[Matt_]

I've seen Dua Lipa live in Cologne last month. She's amazing

I expected 10 remixes of Be The One, but she has a lot of cool new stuff coming up.

My most anticipated new artist tbh
her current discog is devoid of flaws

 

[Little Mons†er]

My most anticipated new artist tbh
her current discog is devoid of flaws

I have been hearing a lot of Dua Lipa all over the radio as of late, loving ha new single ngl

Hopefully it all turns out well for ha

 

[The Flop]

Touchdown!

How do we defeat the evil that is the bad habit Known as Chainsmoking?


One must stop them!

Who can we grab by the P*ssy to get the job done?

Does Mariah have ha bat phone ready?

 

[Touchdown]

Touchdown!

How do we defeat the evil that is the bad habit Known as Chainsmoking?


One must stop them!

Who can we grab by the P*ssy to get the job done?

Does Mariah have ha bat phone ready?

I'm still brainstorming a few things. The cocksmokers will NOT touch this record.

 

[The Flop]

I'm still brainstorming a few things. The cocksmokers will NOT touch this record.

Who's hot in Brazil right now?

 

[WaffleTaco]

I'm still brainstorming a few things. The cocksmokers will NOT touch this record.

I really don't think you have to worry. There's like five weeks left before it's tied and six before it's broken.

 

[The Flop]

I'm still brainstorming a few things. The cocksmokers will NOT touch this record.

I really don't think you have to worry. There's like five weeks left before it's tied and six before it's broken.

Who's going to top them at this poinT? JuJu on that Cock?

 

[WaffleTaco]

Who's going to top them at this poinT? JuJu on that Cock?

Starboy, 24K, or Fake Love? It's possible. Or we could all hope for T-Swift.

 

[Nasser]

Mariahs coming to save her own record with AIWFCIY and it's not even December yet. Only legends

 

[Touchdown]

Starboy, 24K, or Fake Love? It's possible. Or we could all hope for T-Swift.

Must I root for the devil? Has it really come down to this?

 

[Wozzly]

What have we decided are the best and worst tracks on Joanne?

Best: Sinner's Prayer
Worst: Angel Down

I come to redact my previous post about Joanne. I am loving this album...weird I know, but after a few dozen times listening to it at the gym it really grew on me

 

[Professor Beef]

Must I root for the devil? Has it really come down to this?

It's the team-up we need

 

[Phreaker]

Starboy, 24K, or Fake Love? It's possible. Or we could all hope for T-Swift.

Something needs to stop it. It's the worst! The melody, if you can call it that, makes me want to vomit.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I would love it if Halsey took down Mariah's record for the infinite cackles but let's be realistic here... Ha record is 16 weeks and cl*ser is barely at 11.... It's just not realistic

 

[Yado]

I'm sure true talent will prevail

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I'm sure true talent will prevail

nnnnn

 

[Soulscribe]

I don't think I've even heard Closer :/ or at least, I wouldn't be able to make it out in a lineup of 2016 hits.

 

[MANUELF]

I don't think I've even heard Closer :/ or at least, I wouldn't be able to make it out in a lineup of 2016 hits.

Have you ever heard One Sweet Day? I still havent

 

[Mau ®]

At least Closer is global. I can assure you nobody outside the US knows about "One Sweet Day".

Heck, I reckon few americans today recall "One Sweet Day".

 

[SilentSoldier]

At least Closer is global. I can assure you nobody outside the US knows about "One Sweet Day".

Heck, I reckon few americans today recall "One Sweet Day".

Please, Primeriah was very much global. Closer will be forgotten within the month right as the next shit edm dj using some soundcloud hew shits out another saccharine radio friendly lowest common denominator musical tripe.

 

[Touchdown]

At least Closer is global. I can assure you nobody outside the US knows about "One Sweet Day".

Heck, I reckon few americans today recall "One Sweet Day".

You reckon wrong sunny boy. One Sweet Day was a global smash and definitely a smash in the USA. The reason Billboard named it the song of the decade. It won many accolades and is played on many an occasion here in the States. She performed it at the infamous Princess Diana memorial service which was the biggest event on the planet at the time.

 

[Frodo]

Please, Primeriah was very much global. Closer will be forgotten within the month right as the next shit edm dj using some soundcloud hew shits out another saccharine radio friendly lowest common denominator musical tripe.

I can not read any lies about Closer here. It is completely disposable, and I actually like Chainsmokers.

Spoiler

We Belong Together should have broken ONe Sweet Day's record, as it is a much better, and actual listenable song. I can't with the over singing in OSD

 

[Touchdown]

I can not read any lies about Closer here. It is completely disposable, and I actually like Chainsmokers.

Watch this "perfomance" and then rethink your last statement.

 

[Frodo]

Watch this "perfomance" and then rethink your last statement.

I, honestly, like that waaaay more than what most DJs do, aka, pretending they are doing something other than pushing play.

Spoiler

But OMG, that's terrible ololololololololool

 

[Vazduh]

While "Kids" by OneRepublic is one of the rare songs of theirs I actually enjoy... the original by St. Lucia is so much better.

Oh, Ryan, be careful what you steal!

 

[Souldriver]

You reckon wrong sunny boy. One Sweet Day was a global smash and definitely a smash in the USA. The reason Billboard named it the song of the decade. It won many accolades and is played on many an occasion here in the States. She performed it at the infamous Princess Diana memorial service which was the biggest event on the planet at the time.

Global smash is a bit much, even the wiki article says it was only moderately succesful internationally. And for good reason, generally Europe was not here for that shitty nineties r&b music that pestered the states at the time. Only R Kelly managed to torture European airwaves with his dreck.

I think it's the reason why Mariah holds so many records in the American music industry (best selling, most number ones, longest streak of number ones, ...), and less so internationally (where Madonna trounces her). Had Mariah gone for straight pop music, she probably would've done better. But as it stands now, I doubt even half my friends would recognize the "One Sweet Day" song if I let them hear it. I had to youtube it and listen up until the chorus before I sort of recognized it.

 

[WaffleTaco]

At least Closer is global. I can assure you nobody outside the US knows about "One Sweet Day".

Heck, I reckon few americans today recall "One Sweet Day".

Never heard of "One Sweet Day."

Please, Primeriah was very much global. Closer will be forgotten within the month right as the next shit edm dj using some soundcloud hew shits out another saccharine radio friendly lowest common denominator musical tripe.

This is true, I like the song, but am very surprised it has lasted this long.

You reckon wrong sunny boy. One Sweet Day was a global smash and definitely a smash in the USA. The reason Billboard named it the song of the decade. It won many accolades and is played on many an occasion here in the States. She performed it at the infamous Princess Diana memorial service which was the biggest event on the planet at the time.

Oh well this explains why I have never heard of it, it's a nineties song. The only thing I like from the ninties is Nirvana, Friends and Jurassic Park.

 

[rhandino]

Oh well this explains why I have never heard of it, it's a nineties song. The only thing I like from the ninties is Nirvana, Friends and Jurassic Park.

But what about Janet Jackson's The Velvet Rope

or Xtincta Vitaguilera Self-titled:

Madonna also was there changing pop music and culture withe Ray of Light and Bedtime Stories

And Bjork destroyed career and reputations with ha masterpiece:

The 90's were so blessed.

 

[WaffleTaco]

But what about Janet Jackson's The Velvet Rope

or Xtincta Vitaguilera Self-titled:

Madonna also was there changing pop music and culture withe Ray of Light and Bedtime Stories

And Bjork destroyed career and reputations with ha masterpiece:

The 90's were so blessed.

Honestly have never heard of them (songs not artists) and I dislike that Bjork album a lot, since she's just moaning the entire time.

I never really listened to music before 2007 when I got an iPod. So my tastes are similarly pretty biased. I do like most music from the 50's to 80's. Not a big fan of 90's and 00's.

 

[Professor Beef]

Nirvana!? Ugh

 

[Ahasverus]

Honestly have never heard of them (songs not artists) and I dislike that Bjork album a lot, since she's just moaning the entire time.

I never really listened to music before 2007 when I got an iPod. So my tastes are similarly pretty biased. I do like most music from the 50's to 80's. Not a big fan of 90's and 00's.

You haven't listened to Ray of Light (album)? Poor soul, you'll never get to know Madonna as a real artist instead of the decaying pastiche she's today.

 

[Touchdown]

Global smash is a bit much, even the wiki article says it was only moderately succesful internationally. And for good reason, generally Europe was not here for that shitty nineties r&b music that pestered the states at the time. Only R Kelly managed to torture European airwaves with his dreck.

I think it's the reason why Mariah holds so many records in the American music industry (best selling, most number ones, longest streak of number ones, ...), and less so internationally (where Madonna trounces her). Had Mariah gone for straight pop music, she probably would've done better. But as it stands now, I doubt even half my friends would recognize the "One Sweet Day" song if I let them hear it. I had to youtube it and listen up until the chorus before I sort of recognized it.

R&B music is not "shitty". And luckily the USA records are all that matter so I'm glad she has what she has. <3 Also Mariah TROUNCES Madonna in Asia and South America. So worldwide Mariah is definitely more popular. Madonna does have a few stans in Europe though this is true.

The real reason your friends don't know about "one sweet day" is because you or your "friends" don't have taste.

 

[Phreaker]

At least Closer is global. I can assure you nobody outside the US knows about "One Sweet Day".

Heck, I reckon few americans today recall "One Sweet Day".

That is impossible if you were alive in 95. I never heard a song played so much for so long, holy shit. The video was also played nonstop on both VH1 and MTV, I'm having flashbacks right now.

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

shitty nineties r&b music

 

[Vazduh]

Bonnie McKee - Easy

The best song off the last year's Bombastic EP is finally out in video form. Love it.

Also, One Sweet Day was a minor hit even in Europe, but I'm old enough to remember it.

 

[WaffleTaco]

Nirvana!? Ugh

I mean honestly I just like a few of their songs and have never listened to any of their albums all the way through lol.

You haven't listened to Ray of Light (album)? Poor soul, you'll never get to know Madonna as a real artist instead of the decaying pastiche she's today.

I haven't listened to too much of Madonna...I think "Like a Prayer" and "Like a Virgin" are the only songs I really remember. I probably should change that. Maybe I will have a Madonna-day and just listen to everything she has.