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BEYONCÉ RETURNS: POPGAF OT XIII

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rhandino

Banned
Frodo said:
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*Soundtrack*


I'm back, not sure why, because I thought my ban was supposed to last for a month. Don't tell the mods, please. Anxiously waiting the return of them other sisters, sans Touchdown, who died for all our sins. R.I.P. in piece, Touchdown. *mariahrip.gif*

Remember the 5th of December.

I've learned my lesson, and I'm ready to make POPGAF GREAT AGAIN!

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Welcome back =3

Poor Touchdown tho, he will not be with us when Mariah manages to snatch another Top 10 hit =/
 
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llehuty

Member
Can we stop for a second an relisten to Run away with me

THE pop song of the decade; the massive hooks, the E·MO·TION filled vocals, the 4+min epic progression... and the general public decided to pay it dust. The definition of pop injustice.

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V

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
llehuty said:
Can we stop for a second an relisten to Run away with me

THE pop song of the decade; the massive hooks, the E·MO·TION filled vocals, the 4+min epic progression... and the general public decided to pay it dust. The definition of pop injustice.

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Ehhhh I still dont get the love for Rat Herpes. Its cute at best
 
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Aguila

#ICONIC
Gaga is truly trapped in her own little bubble, enjoying the smell of her own farts and thinking everything she does is still art. And, to top it all off, rn she literally looks and sounds like a washed up country artist.

Like, as an artist, you should know you've run out of ideas when you start centering your videos around your fans (which Gags has done for her last two vids).

Katy Perry won.

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Garrett Hawke

Member
Aguila said:
Gaga is truly trapped in her own little bubble, enjoying the smell of her own farts and thinking everything she does is still art. And, to top it all off, rn she literally looks and sounds like a washed up country artist.

Like, as an artist, you should know you've run out of ideas when you start centering your videos around your fans (which Gags has done for her last two vids).

Katy Perry won.

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I mean I agree with most of your post but how did Katy win? Where is she now?

Both she and Gaga had two albums on top. Will Katy's next one even do well?
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Aguila

#ICONIC
Garrett Hawke said:
I mean I agree with most of your post but how did Katy win? Where is she now?

Both she and Gaga had two albums on top. Will Katy's next one even do well?
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Roar killed ARTPOOP, Dark Horse probably has more views than all of Gags' videos combined, Rise was better than anything on Jokeanne
(except Hey Girl)
, and I'm predicting that Katy's SB performance >>>> The Look-It's-Just-Me-Singing-I'm-Really-Talented-(Really!)-Oh-And-Please-Buy-Joanne-On-iTunes SB performance.

Mother Perrysa is basically on a whole other level than Gags now. And since she's not worried about making pretentious-ass statements about ART and POP and becoming her dead aunt, her next album will be probably continue ha winning streak.

Gags will be watching from the sidelines, petting her ugly dogs while she seethes and tries to think of another genre to destroy so she won't have to face the fact that she can no longer make a good pop song.

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Mau ®

Member
As if winning over Gaga is some sort of feat these days. Even the likes of Demi Lovato have surpassed it in some fields. SMH.
 
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Vazduh

Member
Floridian said:
John Wayne and Dancin In Circles are still good. I forgot the rest.
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iirc Sinner's Prayer was pretty damn good, too.

But as a whole, Gaga fucked up

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llehuty said:
Can we stop for a second an relisten to Run away with me

THE pop song of the decade; the massive hooks, the E·MO·TION filled vocals, the 4+min epic progression... and the general public decided to pay it dust. The definition of pop injustice.
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I'm one of those who appreciate her bops, but then again, I really liked KISS, too, so...

Garrett Hawke said:
We'll see, but I don't think Katy will be Riseing any time soon.
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Katy's been working with Max Martin and Shellback. If anything, I'm expecting an even bigger era this time.

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Ahasverus

Member
Your faves could never reach the EMOTIONal highs and human sincerity of Godga. Has Britney ever felt like she wasn't designed by Mom? GAGA, the real chanteuse.
 
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rhandino

Banned
To be fair I prefer the designed by committee material of Adele, Katy Perry and Selener than the shit that some "chanteuse" tries to pass as deep and meaningful art when in reality is just vapid, run of the mill music that anyone can release if you have the right producers.

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Vazduh

Member
Little Mons†er;226644847 said:
Million Slays will be a sleeper hit tbh, simple video with a simple song is how to get a hit nowadays
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Well, she's aiming for bible-reading, gun-toting audiences this time so I assume it should do reasonably well.

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rhandino

Banned
Vazduh said:
Well, she's aiming for bible-reading, gun-toting audiences this time so I assume it should do reasonably well.

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I wonder if the Little Monsters will congrat her for allowing Trump to win the presidency the same way they thanked her for single-handedly destroying "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

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MANUELF

Banned
rhandino said:
To be fair I prefer the designed by committee material of Adele, Katy Perry and Selener than the shit that some "chanteuse" tries to pass as deep and meaningful art when in reality is just vapid, run of the mill music that anyone can release if you have the right producers.

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Huh??
Beyoncé is the one with the committee darling
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botty

Banned
Black people really displayed excellence in 2016:

Beyonce
Solange
Ariana
Rihanna
Blood Orange
Chance
Maxwell
Nicki Minaj
Drake
The Weeknd
Halsey

Say what you will... they found a way to win.

Shout out to Drake for having the song of the year: For Free

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Frodo

Member
botty said:
Black people really displayed excellence in 2016:

Beyonce
Solange
Ariana
Rihanna
Blood Orange
Chance
Maxwell
Nicki Minaj
Drake
The Weeknd
Halsey

Say what you will... they found a way to win.

Shout out to Drake for having the song of the year: For Free

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You forgot Sia on that list.

Cheap Thrills, Alive, Unstoppable, and The Greatest SLAY

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