Billy Mitchell always has a plan

Thebonehead

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This time it appears he is thinking of starting a YouTube channel.



Some on Gaf believe he's a Donkey Wrong'un, but I've always enjoyed his shtick.

what would you like to see on his channel?

Maybe him reading out tweets and closeup to the camera with him saying "It's suing time" or hot sauce promos with a karllost15 code?
 
Just casually stream some Donkey Kong, DK JR, Qbert, Pac-man - all the 80's stuff. But needs to mix it with making his BBQ sauce in between levels.
 
if i wanted to watch a show hosted by a narcissistic retard, id just watch anything with the Paul brothers
 
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Of all the things I could be interested in in gaming, some attention seeking DK fan and whoever he's having a handbag fight with, is not one of them.

if i wanted to watch a show hosted by a narcissistic retard, id just watch anything with Paul brothers

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Billy Mitchell's plan: "I dunno guys, YouTube, maybe?"
 
Perhaps he can have an episode on impaulsive podcast with Logan Paul sponsored by PRIME Hydration - unleash the beast.
 
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Billy Mitchell's plan: "I dunno guys, YouTube, maybe?"
Might have been too intricate to understand for anyone who doesn't know about the man, the myth, the legend.
He is essentially saying : "After cleaning up youtube and getting rid of those troglodyte grifters who made the mistake of trying to defile my glorious name, i will now initiate my takeover of the platform. Prepare to be truly entertained."
 
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Might have been to intricate to understand for anyone who doesn't know about the man, the myth, the legend.
He is essentially saying : "After cleaning up youtube and getting rid of those troglodyte grifters who made the mistake of trying to defile my glorious name, i will now initiate my takeover of the platform. Prepare to be truly entertained."
This man truly gets it.

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When you are that good ..... you going get a lot of haters. I mean just that glorious head of hair infuriates young bald crybabies.
 
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When you are that good ..... you going get a lot of haters. Im mean just that glorious head of hair infuriates young bald crybabies.
Except it looks like a wig, nobodies hair normally looks like a hoodie. Looks like he uses a ton of hairspray, he's hiding something.
 
Absolute legend.
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EDIT: In other news, Billy Mitchell was a good ol' boy, chauvinistic, hard-drinking copy editor at the paper I worked for many decades ago. It was reported that he was fired eventually because he showed up drunk, or had a DUI, or something. No idea where he ended up.
 
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What I would watch guaranteed is him and his pals in a comedy set format, completely embracing the "asshole" persona shtick, tips on how to cheat, how to be a nuisance around other players and keep proclaiming he's the best player in the universe, all while "competing" in skits against real players who would always loose due to technicality (faulty wires, broken stick etc, loose button etc) and him coming up on top, i'm laughing right now thinking about it !
 
Make him speedrun 8-bit and 16-bit games. 500 mandatory community service runs of Zombies Ate My Neighbors as time served for the Iso-Cubes.

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Except it looks like a wig, nobodies hair normally looks like a hoodie. Looks like he uses a ton of hairspray, he's hiding something.
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Tell him he needs a better wig supplier lol.
Please don't assume everyone share your own insecurities.
If it looks like a wig, walks like a wig, quacks like a wig, but is totally real and smell of Rickey's world famous hot sauce, then it must be Billy Mitchell hairdo.
 
Sometimes I scroll way too fast on this website and when I did it today, I read two different threads and combined them in my head:
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I read it as " Billy Mitchell is dead" and honestly didn't know what to think.

Good for him for not being dead!
 
Sometimes I scroll way too fast on this website and when I did it today, I read two different threads and combined them in my head:
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I read it as " Billy Mitchell is dead" and honestly didn't know what to think.

Good for him for not being dead!
Billy Mitchell isn't dead. The kill screen just couldn't handle him
 
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