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[Thebonehead]

This time it appears he is thinking of starting a YouTube channel.



Some on Gaf believe he's a Donkey Wrong'un, but I've always enjoyed his shtick.

what would you like to see on his channel?

Maybe him reading out tweets and closeup to the camera with him saying "It's suing time" or hot sauce promos with a karllost15 code?

 

[ecosse_011172]

Of all the things I could be interested in in gaming, some attention seeking DK fan and whoever he's having a handbag fight with, is not one of them.

 

[Ozzie666]

Just casually stream some Donkey Kong, DK JR, Qbert, Pac-man - all the 80's stuff. But needs to mix it with making his BBQ sauce in between levels.

 

[INC]

if i wanted to watch a show hosted by a narcissistic retard, id just watch anything with the Paul brothers

 

[Thebonehead]

Of all the things I could be interested in in gaming, some attention seeking DK fan and whoever he's having a handbag fight with, is not one of them.

if i wanted to watch a show hosted by a narcissistic retard, id just watch anything with Paul brothers

 

[bighugeguns]

Fuck yeah dude, lol

 

[Ellis]

That's not Billy Mitchell

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

Politics.

 

[jshackles]

Clicked on a thread titles Billy Mitchell always has a plan

Billy Mitchell's plan: "I dunno guys, YouTube, maybe?"

 

[RagnarokIV]

Perhaps he can have an episode on impaulsive podcast with Logan Paul sponsored by PRIME Hydration - unleash the beast.

 

[NeoGiffer]

That's not Billy Mitchell

 

[SantaC]

Why do people here like this dude again?

 

[Toots]

Clicked on a thread titles Billy Mitchell always has a plan

Billy Mitchell's plan: "I dunno guys, YouTube, maybe?"

Might have been too intricate to understand for anyone who doesn't know about the man, the myth, the legend.
He is essentially saying : "After cleaning up youtube and getting rid of those troglodyte grifters who made the mistake of trying to defile my glorious name, i will now initiate my takeover of the platform. Prepare to be truly entertained."

 

[MidGenRefresh]

Absolute legend.

 

[Thebonehead]

Might have been to intricate to understand for anyone who doesn't know about the man, the myth, the legend.
He is essentially saying : "After cleaning up youtube and getting rid of those troglodyte grifters who made the mistake of trying to defile my glorious name, i will now initiate my takeover of the platform. Prepare to be truly entertained."

This man truly gets it.

 

[Jack Package]

Remember on the Simpson when Krusty did his late night politics show?
Call it Donkey Wrong.

 

[delirium trigger]

The servers would go down faster than Steve Wiebe at Twin Galaxies.

 

[RoboFu]

When you are that good ..... you going get a lot of haters. I mean just that glorious head of hair infuriates young bald crybabies.

 

[Impotaku]

When you are that good ..... you going get a lot of haters. Im mean just that glorious head of hair infuriates young bald crybabies.

Except it looks like a wig, nobodies hair normally looks like a hoodie. Looks like he uses a ton of hairspray, he's hiding something.

 

[RoboFu]

Except it looks like a wig, nobodies hair normally looks like a hoodie. Looks like he uses a ton of hairspray, he's hiding something.

my point proven!

 

[Magic Carpet]

I bought Donkey Kong Bonanza a few days ago. I assume I am obligated to post in a Billy Mitchell thread.
Game is ok I guess.

 

[Mitsurux]

I'd give it a watch, if he had talked/interviewed guests from the early days of competitive gaming, shared crazy stories from the scene etc.

 

[Thebonehead]

Except it looks like a wig, nobodies hair normally looks like a hoodie. Looks like he uses a ton of hairspray, he's hiding something.

What you don't understand sir, is that when Billy Mitchell does his hair in the mirror, his reflection applauds him.

 

[jm89]

Not my billy mitchell.

The GOAT

 

[spookyfish]

Absolute legend.

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EDIT: In other news, Billy Mitchell was a good ol' boy, chauvinistic, hard-drinking copy editor at the paper I worked for many decades ago. It was reported that he was fired eventually because he showed up drunk, or had a DUI, or something. No idea where he ended up.

 

[Aldynes]

What I would watch guaranteed is him and his pals in a comedy set format, completely embracing the "asshole" persona shtick, tips on how to cheat, how to be a nuisance around other players and keep proclaiming he's the best player in the universe, all while "competing" in skits against real players who would always loose due to technicality (faulty wires, broken stick etc, loose button etc) and him coming up on top, i'm laughing right now thinking about it !

 

[Sub_Level]

Make him speedrun 8-bit and 16-bit games. 500 mandatory community service runs of Zombies Ate My Neighbors as time served for the Iso-Cubes.

 

[Impotaku]

my point proven!

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Tell him he needs a better wig supplier lol.

 

[Toots]

Except it looks like a wig, nobodies hair normally looks like a hoodie. Looks like he uses a ton of hairspray, he's hiding something.

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Tell him he needs a better wig supplier lol.

Please don't assume everyone share your own insecurities.
If it looks like a wig, walks like a wig, quacks like a wig, but is totally real and smell of Rickey's world famous hot sauce, then it must be Billy Mitchell hairdo.

 

[Quasicat]

Sometimes I scroll way too fast on this website and when I did it today, I read two different threads and combined them in my head:

I read it as " Billy Mitchell is dead" and honestly didn't know what to think.

Good for him for not being dead!

 

[Kacho]

This dude can't stop winning

 

[Spukc]

Why do people here like this dude again?

Nice try KARL
Go back to your cave daywalker

 

[Toots]

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth...
Except Billy Mitchell.
Billy Mitchell always has a plan.

 

[Thebonehead]

Sometimes I scroll way too fast on this website and when I did it today, I read two different threads and combined them in my head:

I read it as " Billy Mitchell is dead" and honestly didn't know what to think.

Good for him for not being dead!

Billy Mitchell isn't dead. The kill screen just couldn't handle him

 

[Thebonehead]

Billy Mitchell doesn't chew hot wings. They dissolve out of respect.

 

[Griffon]

Karl Jobst was such a gigantic disingenuous piece of shit that he managed the impossible task of redeeming the public image of Billy Mitchell.

That's impressive. Winning that court case is perhaps Billy's biggest victory ever.

 

[Avid Reading Horse]

Not my billy mitchell.

The GOAT

This guy looks lame and also probably comes from a lame country.