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[ViewtifulJC]

I thought this was the bioshock thread, must have took a wrong turn somewhere.

Uh, did you see the pictures in the op? Mothafuckas in the air, aint got no water.

Skyshock didn't have the same ring to it, I guess

edit: MJ >>> Kobe(all-time) > LeBron(currently the best)

 

[Neiteio]

I thought this was the bioshock thread, must have took a wrong turn somewhere.

I thought the same thing. Now I know better.

 

[RiccochetJ]

I dont have a paper to write motherfucker.

I do however, have to be up in 5 hours.

Motherfucker? How rude. Your avatar and the response made it fit though. Seems like something Booker would say.

 

[ArisenDragon]

I am the only one keeping it on topic lol.

 

[Andrew.]

I thought this was the bioshock infinite thread, must have took a wrong turn somewhere.

Talk about something then, Spaceman.

 

[CrazyDude]

I am the only one keeping it on topic lol.

Not anymore, now your talking about keeping it on topic instead of the game!

 

[Poimandres]

I don't love the original DK games either, but I respect them.

So do I!

I was just trying to be antagonistic. This thread needs the blood of more sacred cows.

 

[Andrew.]

Motherfucker? How rude. Your avatar and the response made it fit though. Seems like something Booker would say.

I meant that in a friendly way =P

 

[brandonh83]

So do I!

I was just trying to be antagonistic. This thread needs the blood of more sacred cows.

lol I know. I went away from GAF to write something, came back and just saw things I couldn't stomach. Shit that just makes you feel weak in the knees. But anyway, Bioshock Infinite.

 

[Raitosaito]

I thought this was the bioshock infinite thread, must have took a wrong turn somewhere.

This OT must come back

7 more days.
Not far

 

[ArisenDragon]

Not anymore, now your talking about keeping it on topic instead of the game!

True we need to make a comeback.

 

[Andrew.]

Songbird is Booker.

Spoiler

no

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

PRIME.

that is all.

In all fairness, I don't think I've actually played a Nintendo IP since Mario Kart on Wii.

I own both Metroid Prime sequels and have played them each about 30 minutes a piece. Can't even say why.

Zelda hasn't worked for me since ALttP either.

 

[bodyofanamerican]

Songbird is Booker.

Spoiler

no

 

[GrizzNKev]

What's this Andrew <3 Kevin crap?

I already said I don't like my brother a whole lot.

Spoiler

Elizabeth wakes up from a dream at the end; she's been in Rapture all along.

That's a genius twist. Hire me Irrational.

 

[Poimandres]

I already said I don't like my brother a whole lot.

Comstock is Bookers brother! :0

 

[ArisenDragon]

 

[Andrew.]

Liz was the ORIGINAL original Little Sister.

 

[DukeBobby]

Andrew, are you afraid of God?

 

[GrizzNKev]

Comstock is Bookers brother! :0

And Andrew Ryan's father.

Did I mention my brother Andrew... his middle name is Ryan.

We had a good laugh about it back when Bioshock came out. He's Andrew Ryan "Grizz"(-last name-). I told him I enjoyed bashing his head in with a golf club.

Spoiler

He loves golf.

 

[Andrew.]

Grizzwold.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

I like this.

Also, Elizabeth is Booker's Mom, Back to the Future style.

 

[Raitosaito]

What if Elizabeth is time itself?

dun dun dun

 

[GrizzNKev]

Grizzwold.

No.

Thankfully.

 

[RiccochetJ]

I meant that in a friendly way =P

I hope Ken Levine's next game figures out how to identify intended tone in text messaging.

 

[Toa TAK]

Eventually we're going to hit the real thing and not even realize it.

 

[Andrew.]

I like this.

Also, Elizabeth is Booker's Mom, Back to the Future style.

"Booker Klein isnt it? Its written all over your underwear"

 

[Poimandres]

And Andrew Ryan's father.

Did I mention my brother Andrew... his middle name is Ryan.

We had a good laugh about it back when Bioshock came out. He's Andrew Ryan -last name-.

I thought you hated your brother? And now you're having "good laughs" together?

Something doesn't add up... is this some sort of new viral marketing follow the bread crumb ploy?

 

[GrizzNKev]

I thought you hated your brother? And now you're having "good laughs" together?

Something doesn't add up... is this some sort of new viral marketing follow the bread crumb ploy?

Would you kindly buy the season pass?

 

[RiccochetJ]

I thought you hated your brother? And now you're having "good laughs" together?

Something doesn't add up... is this some sort of new viral marketing follow the bread crumb ploy?

You don't have siblings do you?

 

[Neiteio]

They're gonna Braid this ending, aren't they?

 

[Zeliard]

Dark Tower

 

[ViewtifulJC]

final boss: giant Ken Levine head

something something metaphor for hubris of man something

 

[ZeroRay]

In the end, you'll find out Elizabeth is actually SHODAN.

 

[Andrew.]

final boss: giant Ken Levine head

something something metaphor for hubris of man something

50GP

 

[antitrop]

final boss: giant Ken Levine head

.eniveL neK ,em llik tsum uoy emag eht niw oT

 

[ViewtifulJC]

attacks: "Scrap it and start over!" Instantly reboots your gear and vigors

"welll...ya know...uh" slows time with stammering as you hang on his every word like it's the most interesting thing in the world

 

[bumclot]

Dunno if this was mentioned but if you pre-order the digital version from Amazon you get XCOM for free and $30 2K Games credit.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B009SPZ11Q/?tag=neogaf0e-20

Pre-order "BioShock Infinite" and get "XCOM: Enemy Unknown" Free + $30 2K Games Credit + "BioShock Infinite: Mind in Revolt" for Kindle + "Industrial Revolution Pack"

I've never pre-ordered from Amazon before. Is that March 22 1pm PST date they list when the game will be available for pre-load?

And if I also get the season pass from Amazon, will I get the Instant Day 1 bonus pack they list on the season pass Steam store page?

 

[SomeOneInaHat]

final boss: giant Ken Levine head

something something metaphor for hubris of man something

Then developer commentary then credits

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who played Path of Neo

 

[Poimandres]

You don't have siblings do you?

I do have a brother. He is the Liquid to my Solid.

 

[Toparaman]

Booker's working for Comstock.

 

[ArkkAngel007]

Then developer commentary then credits

No. Never again.

Ugh 2010.

 

[Zeliard]

The ending switches your viewpoint to Songbird's as Booker is activated from his sleeper agent slumber, becomes the antagonist, and morphs into Bahamut from Final Fantasy. Final boss fight involves aerial combat.

 

[Raitosaito]

Songbird is actually Lady Comstock, and Booker is Elizabeth's uncle.

 

[Neiteio]

Then developer commentary then credits

Is that concept art for the end of the Matrix game?

Flashback to my dudebro suitemate in the dorms.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

What if Elizabeth is time itself?

dun dun dun

Elizabeth is Columbia herself, and traversing time is the manifestation of freedom.

Maybe Booker is hired by the French to get rid of her so that they can sacrifice her and seal her soul into the Statue of Liberty.

 

[SomeOneInaHat]

Is that concept art for the end of the Matrix game?

Flashback to my dudebro suitemate in the dorms.

Yes, Matrixath of Neo

No. Never again.

Ugh 2010.

It would be awful wouldn't it.

 

[Gully State]

The twist is that there is no twist...all is as it exactly seems..

 

[SomeOneInaHat]

The twist is that there is no twist...all is as it exactly seems..