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[CrazyDude]

Just for fun:

Bioshock 1 got a 9.7 on IGN

Bioshock 2 got a 9.1 on IGN

Spoiler

lol bioshock 2

Bioshock Infinite 8.5 confirmed?

Thing is, do we know if it's serious — or extremely advanced trolling?

The guy got banned for this,

Cut out her f'**king ovaries, and feed them to the dogs. That bullshit only belongs in a goddam trailer park. And a smelly one at that.

 

[CambriaRising]

Okay, I'll bite.

Does anyone know what got him excommunicated from NeoGAF?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10736730&postcount=113

 

[antitrop]

Thing is, do we know if it's serious — or extremely advanced trolling?

Completely serious. The dude was pathological, look at his post history. We discussed it earlier this morning.

 

[RiccochetJ]

We really care what IGN of all places gives this game?

Honestly? Not really. I'm just having a great time getting caught up in the hype of it all. I haven't anticipated a game like this in a long time. I think the last time was for the very first Gears and that whole "Mad World" tv spot.

For or Against? That is the question!

For!

 

[Vire]

This is beautiful.

No... this is.

 

[Andrew.]

Derrick01 is never late. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Keep your forked tongue between your teeth

or behind. whatever that line is.

I dont know LOTR that well.

 

[B33]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10736730&postcount=113

It's like poetry. It rhymes.

 

[piratepwnsninja]

Keep your forked tongue between your teeth

or behind. whatever that line is.

I dont know LOTR that well.

I'm not a witless worm! Except to Richard Garriott.

 

[SteeloDMZ]

When is the IGN review out?

 

[DukeBobby]

When is the IGN review out?

45 minutes.

 

[Inferno313]

When is the IGN review out?

45 minutes.

EDIT: Beaten like a splicer.

 

[iMax]

Completely serious. The dude was pathological, look at his post history. We discussed it earlier this morning.

No, I mean the entire profile. I'm wondering if he genuinely had thoughts like that or if it was just a persona.

 

[antitrop]

45 minutes, straight outta Compton.

 

[B33]

45 minutes.

Do you ever sleep, DukeBobby?

 

[sflufan]

When is the IGN review out?

2100 Pacific/0000 Eastern

 

[CambriaRising]

Keep your forked tongue between your teeth

or behind. whatever that line is.

I dont know LOTR that well.

Thats okay, LOTR doesn't get it right all the time either.

 

[DukeBobby]

Do you ever sleep, DukeBobby?

I'm a university student, so I sleep at really odd hours.

Also, I need to be in this thread when the review hits.

 

[piratepwnsninja]

2100 Pacific/0000 Eastern

Do you have a converter for that? I only read american time.

 

[papercamm]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10736730&postcount=113

Classy.

No... this is.

I think I've seen people imitating this post but reversed. LOL.

 

[ArisenDragon]

As funny as meltdowns are hopefully we don't have any here.

 

[antitrop]

I'm a university student, so I sleep at really odd hours.

Also, I need to be in this thread when the review hits.

I have a paper due tomorrow morning. =) Almost done, though. Been writing it and following this thread all day.

 

[B33]

I'm a university student, so I sleep at really odd hours.

Also, I need to be in this thread when the review hits.

You're a perennial fixture of this thread and a welcomed one.

How did that essay go?

 

[piratepwnsninja]

Classy.

I think I've seen people imitating this post but reversed. LOL.

http://amir0x.ytmnd.com/

It's not hyper bowl!

 

[Vire]

 

[ZeroRay]

You just missed the entire last page.

I am still a good person.

 

[ArisenDragon]

http://amir0x.ytmnd.com/

It's not hyper bowl!

LMAO wow.

 

[RiccochetJ]

Gamestop ad

Who honestly buys a strategy guide for something like this? Something like Demon's Souls I can at least understand a little bit because of all the weapons, magic etc. Just stat tables everywhere!

Collectors item maybe? I still see them all over the place so I have to guess people actually do buy them.

 

[DukeBobby]

You're a perennial fixture of this thread and a welcomed one.

How did that essay go?

Thank you

I think I've done alright in the essay. I won't get my grade back for at least 3 weeks, though.

 

[piratepwnsninja]

Who honestly buys a strategy guide for something like this? Something like Demon's Souls I can at least understand a little bit because of all the weapons, magic etc. Just stat tables everywhere!

Collectors item maybe? I still see them all over the place so I have to guess people actually do buy them.

I ordered the Limited Guide because it comes with a card for the board game.

 

[Poimandres]

As funny as meltdowns are hopefully we don't have any here.

Personally, I would like to see a meltdown or two.

Not from any of you guys though. You guys have been great!

 

[Papercuts]

Who honestly buys a strategy guide for something like this? Something like Demon's Souls I can at least understand a little bit because of all the weapons, magic etc. Just stat tables everywhere!

Collectors item maybe? I still see them all over the place so I have to guess people actually do buy them.

I bought that damned Dark Souls guide and then the first big patch changed so much it was outdated. They are never really worth it, but atleast it looked pretty.

 

[Mr.Fresh]

Any word on the PS3 version yet?

 

[papercamm]

Any word on the PS3 version yet?

A few previews showed it running pretty well. Also MOVE support!

 

[ArisenDragon]

Personally, I would like to see a meltdown or two.

Not from any of you guys though. You guys have been great!

Yeah we won't have meltdowns.

 

[ArkkAngel007]

So it had to be submitted to Irrational for review and approval?

Yeah we won't have meltdowns.

But plenty of salt is bound to be on the table.

 

[sleeprockss]

So it had to be submitted to Irrational for review and approval?



But plenty of salt is bound to be on the table.

BOOM

 

[ironcreed]

About that time. Doritos and Mountain Dew on standby.

 

[antitrop]

So it had to be submitted to Irrational for review and approval?

2K*

Who wants dibs on the review thread? There really should be a separate place to discuss that, though the conversation will spill over into both threads.

But this is definitely thread worthy, Drew?

 

[dreamfall]

We really care what IGN of all places gives this game?

Seriously.

I guess because it is so EXCLUSIVE.

Bah, just give it a 9.5 and get over with it!

 

[Voice of Reason]

I'm excited about this review for all the wrong reasons.

 

[Poimandres]

But plenty of salt is bound to be on the table.

Salted crow is for dinner.

 

[sflufan]

So what would the maximum score need to be for it to be considered "clean?"

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

So what would the maximum score need to be for it to be considered "clean?"

7.5, maybe 7.9

 

[Derrick01]

I'm excited to see what new incredibly hyperbolic and nonsensical positive phrase IGN comes up with for this game. They seem to do it every time.

 

[CambriaRising]

So what would the maximum score need to be for it to be considered "clean?"

There is no way it could ever be considered "clean".

We are anticipating it because it is a milestone in the game's release schedule, not because IGN's opinion is in any way important.

 

[antitrop]

I'm excited to see what new incredibly hyperbolic and nonsensical positive phrase IGN comes up with for this game. They seem to do it every time.

You missed this one from before:

"From the smile plastered on my face during the opening montage to the arousal that swept over me as Chapter 2 began to the middle of the night sext message I shot a friend about a relationship reveal, I couldn't stop loving this touching, beautiful, fun and engaging game. From the moment my manhood swells on the title screen to the moment the credits roll, Bioshock Infinite is a masterpiece."

- Greg "10 Boners out of 10" Miller

By the way, we're rating this game in boners.

 

[RiccochetJ]

So what would the maximum score need to be for it to be considered "clean?"

I don't think there's any score where someone won't make the remark about money hats.

"Yea, it was clearly paid for."

to

"Hah! Even with all that money this shit game couldn't secure a good score."

 

[Tyrax]

So what would the maximum score need to be for it to be considered "clean?"

41/40

Thanks famitsu

 

[dreamfall]

Review GOING GOLD!

My goodness- it doesn't get much better :/

 

[JetBlackPanda]

if IGN gives it a 9.6 or better I'm pre-ordering tonight.

anything less

I am going to buy SimCity and drink a gallon of antifreeze.