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[beastmode]

Are any of the arenas as large as the E3 '11 demo? All the areas shown look at most a third of the size and contain maybe a single rail.

And are the choices all between pushing one button or another? I know Shawn said on GAF that PRESS X TO EUTHANIZE HORSE was just for showing purposes and would be different in the actual game.

 

[Dartastic]

if IGN gives it a 9.6 or better I'm pre-ordering tonight.

anything less

I am going to buy SimCity and drink a gallon of antifreeze.

Drinking a gallon of antifreeze sounds better than buying SimCity.

 

[Derrick01]

You missed this one from before:

"From the smile plastered on my face during the opening montage to the arousal that swept over me as Chapter 2 began to the middle of the night sext message I shot a friend about a relationship reveal, I couldn't stop loving this touching, beautiful, fun and engaging game. From the moment my manhood swells on the title screen to the moment the credits roll, Bioshock Infinite is a masterpiece."

- Greg "10 Boners out of 10" Miller

By the way, we're rating this game in boners.

My god :lol. Things are always funnier when it seems like it could actually happen.

 

[Maddog]

Just beat this. I'm not going to say anything other than: holy fucking shit.

 

[piratepwnsninja]

Drinking a gallon of antifreeze sounds better than buying SimCity.

But he's doing both, so it's all good.

 

[FACE]

I'm excited to see what new incredibly hyperbolic and nonsensical positive phrase IGN comes up with for this game. They seem to do it every time.

Palme d'Or worthy gameplay.

 

[ArisenDragon]

Almost time and here is Derrick.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

Just beat this. I'm not going to say anything other than: holy fucking shit.

oh you.

 

[Burgess_101]

Just beat this. I'm not going to say anything other than: holy fucking shit.

Its that bad?

 

[antitrop]

Get your reaction GIFs ready.

 

[Maddog]

Its that bad?

No.

 

[CambriaRising]

Get your reaction GIFs ready.

 

[x-Lundz-x]

I've been away all day, when does review go live? 10 mins?

 

[beastmode]

Just beat this. I'm not going to say anything other than: holy fucking shit.

Spoilers!!!

 

[pargonta]

I've been away all day, when does review go live? 10 mins?

indeed

 

[DukeBobby]

I've been away all day, when does review go live? 10 mins?

Yes, you've come at just the right time.

 

[Guevara]

I'm excited to see what new incredibly hyperbolic and nonsensical positive phrase IGN comes up with for this game. They seem to do it every time.

IGN: Anne Hathaway should return her Best Supporting Actress Oscar and give it to Elizabeth.

 

[Veelk]

Can someone help me on a computer related issue? Whenever I try to test the Can You Run It, it gets all my specs wrong. I have an i7 processor running at 2.67 htz, not an i5 at 2.4. And I have an ATI Radeon HD 4800, not a GeForce 310M.

I have no way of knowing if I need to upgrade.

 

[ArisenDragon]

Just beat this. I'm not going to say anything other than: holy fucking shit.

Better not the last guy who spoiled it was excommunicated.

 

[ironcreed]

I'm excited about this review for all the wrong reasons.

Just looking forward to more footage in the video review and hearing more about it for the most part. But yes, I am expecting a glowing review. Here is the thing, though. What if it deserves it because it is actually a fantastic game?

It is often easy to hate on IGN for their hyperbole, but many times their reviews are right in line with everyone else's. You of course can never please everyone, but sometimes a game is just damn good. At any rate, who knows? We shall see shortly.

 

[Cramoss]

I'm predicting a 9.5

 

[Burgess_101]

Can someone help me on a computer related issue? Whenever I try to test the Can You Run It, it gets all my specs wrong. I have an i7 processor running at 2.67 htz, not an i5 at 2.4. And I have an ATI Radeon HD 4800, not a GeForce 310M.

I have no way of knowing if I need to upgrade.

Try Yougamers instead.

 

[x-Lundz-x]

Sweet! Can't wait for the gifs.

 

[Jswanko]

We got an over-under on this thing? 9.3 maybe?

 

[Sola Scriptura]

"We can't give it a 10 because we'll be accused of being unable to provide an unbiased exclusive review, so.....................9.9."

 

[sflufan]

We got an over-under on this thing? 9.3 maybe?

9.4 +/- 0.2

 

[DukeBobby]

Get your reaction GIFs ready.

 

[MaximumFlipFlop]

9.8.

.1 knocked off for performance issues on consoles.
.1 knocked off for foreseeable twist.

 

[Dodecagon]

9.4 +/- 0.2

I'll take the over

 

[Burgess_101]

Trying to straddle both this and the review thread is difficult...

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

Get your reaction GIFs ready.

Yeah, I got nothin.

 

[Andrew.]

 

[Dartastic]

Oh man. hahahahahhaa

 

[Toparaman]

I've got a fever...and the only cure is a hyperbolic, frothing-at-the-mouth, IGN review!

 

[DukeBobby]

My F5 button is starting to break.

 

[ArkkAngel007]

Where is it!?

 

[Toa TAK]

Come on now. I just dropped $85 to (finally) preorder and now I want to see that review.

 

[Dartastic]

IT'S 9:01. WHERE IS IT IGN.

 

[Jswanko]

Keeping my eyes here. No way Im giving IGN the views

 

[Ohwiseone]

I got a 9.75 just cuz its IGN.

 

[Sola Scriptura]

What's the embargo for other reviews, by the way?

 

[Dodecagon]

Keeping my eyes here. No way Im giving IGN the views

9.4

 

[DukeBobby]

What's the embargo for other reviews, by the way?

Monday

 

[Dartastic]

IT'S UP!
Xbox/PS3

Spoiler

9.4

PC

Spoiler

9.5

 

[ArkkAngel007]

9.4

404 for PC lol

 

[SneakyStephan]

2K games marketing probes probably excited that the thread is moving so fast, while many of us are here for the AAA review show/trainwreck/drama (choose which one gets your jollies).

 

[Poimandres]

"I give this whole thing a sphincter factor of about 9.5!"

 

[Sneds]

Review is live. Console version got 9.4. PC version got 9.5

 

[ArisenDragon]

 

[Willkiller]