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[Werewolf Jones]

Not shocked but it's also marketable demographic month.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[poppabk]

He's a sponge - so he is gender fluid in the truest sense of the word. He can produce sperm and/or eggs and can also reproduce asexually. Shame on Nickelodeon for trying to restrict his sexual expression to classicly reductive hetero/homo norms.
During queer month no less, where do I sign the #cancelnickolodeon petition.

 

[GAMETA]

But he clearly liked Sandy kinda romantically.

So maybe Sandy is lesbian and they were one of those weirdos that are gay but like the gay from the other side?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[cryptoadam]

So all those conservative groups in the early 2000s that said he was gay were right all along ?

Whats next going to come out and say rock music is from the devil and that pot turns you into a raving maniac ?

 

[Night.Ninja]

Well if spongebob was your son would you say he was straight

 

[Celcius]

This is ridiculous, kids shouldn’t even be thinking about this stuff.

 

[LaughingStock]

It's a cartoon made for kids ffs.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I always thought he had a crush on Sandy..

 

[cryptoadam]

Does he even have a penis or bum hole ? Do the other characters have them?

Anyways i always thought he was a trans sponge. He tansitioned from a wash cloth to a sponge right ?

 

[Javthusiast]

Dude was gunning for that Squidward dick since the start, I don't know how that is news.

 

[Stouffers]

Whatever. Im still miffed why everything needs to be defined by sexual orientation.

 

[ExpandKong]

It's a cartoon made for kids ffs.

Indoctrination.

 

[DogofWar]

Does anyone know how the "LGBTQ+" community has reacted to this astonishing revelation?

If I wanted some ideological change in life I'd be pretty damn pissed if someone told me effin Spongebob was part of my movement.

 

[Goro Majima]

No one:

Literally no one:

Not one fucking soul:

Nickelodeon: Spongebob is gay

 

[TaySan]

I don't get it? Nick posted something for pride month, but it doesn't say anything about Spongebob being LGBT.

 

[Droxcy]

So lame and unnecessary

 

[Smiles and Cries]

I have proof they like duck/bunny pussy.

They call those Beards

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Can anyone tell me if SpongeBob is inapropriate for children?

I asked a Mom once if she let her kids watch SpongeBob (ages ranged from 3-10) and she scoffed at me like it was an absurd question.

Does SpongeBob have adult references?

 

[Rentahamster]

IIRC, sponges are both male and female at the same time, which would indicate that everything said here is a complete lie.

 

[Cutty Flam]

 

[MasterCornholio]

Oh so that was a male.

 

[Spukc]

Does that means he EAT DA POOPOO?

 

[brap]

Does that means he EAT DA POOPOO?

like ice cream

 

[Reptars Revenge]

Wow that’s fucked up. What about the asexual community hmm are they trying to take him and creators vision away. How dare they

 

[IfuckinghateReddit]

He's a cartoon character. That's retarded.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Yes he is one happy sponge.

 

[Blade2.0]

........... Entertainment is dead.

So i guess Bugs Bunny's takes it up the rear from Elmer Fudd because of this episode.

I mean, he did cross-dress a whole awful lot.

 

[namekuseijin]

today I learned a cartoon sponge has a sex life

#GaySpongeLivesMatter

 

[namekuseijin]

Is he transgender though? Gay is so 2015.

he always had a soap living inside his sponge body

 

[Javthusiast]

I mean look at all the holes he got. So many hot dogs can fit in there. It was right there in front of our eyes the whole time. xD

 

[Tesseract]

we're all rare pokemon in 2020

 

[Master Of Illusion]

Sounds like bullshit marketing.

I'm pretty sure Hillenburg stated he put zero thought into anyone's sexuality / all characters are borderline asexual.

 

[ExpandKong]

Sounds like bullshit marketing.

That’s Pride Month.

 

[lock2k]

Sounds like bullshit marketing.

I'm pretty sure Hillenburg stated he put zero thought into anyone's sexuality / all characters are borderline asexual.

True.

That's really fucked up.

No one should touch something like that if the fucking creator of the character is dead.

 

[Nymphae]

If you have to come out and tell us the sexuality of a character this many years into it's life, guess what, the sexuality of your characters doesn't matter to your property, but virtue signaled and received. Another hard won battle in the culture war.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

I always thought he had a crush on Sandy..

He did, he even married her.. but that was when the creator of SB was still alive... now it just corporate shills running it.

 

[ILoveGTR]

i used to watch SpongeBob episodes every day and im still straight so its safe dont worry

 

[brap]

i used to watch SpongeBob episodes every day and im still straight so its safe dont worry

>anime girl avatar
Only a matter of time before you transition desu...

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Not surprised since Spongebob sent me this NSFW picture a few months ago:

 

[brap]

Not surprised since Spongebob sent me this NSFW picture a few months ago:

I knew he was a homo thug...
STAY AWAY FROM DMX

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I knew he was a homo thug...
STAY AWAY FROM DMX

I bet Spongebob has this picture posted on his wall to look at each night:

 

[Foamy]

Always thought that sponge was in the closet.
Showed no interest in pounding Sandy.

 

[brap]

I bet Spongebob has this picture posted on his wall to look at each night:

wtf im gay now. no wonder spongebob is too.

 

[Halo is Back]

Sponge boy has plenty of holes for the D

 

[Halo is Back]

I bet Spongebob has this picture posted on his wall to look at each night:

 

[Mistake]

Always thought that sponge was in the closet.
Showed no interest in pounding Sandy.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I wonder how many childhoods are getting ruined from this..

 

[Yoboman]

Hes a sponge. A gay fucking sponge