SHENANIGANSDAY 1 HAS ENDED
I am not counting Kalor's vote, it was after 22.00, I just couldnt post due to the minute cooldown.
"Red!"
"No, blue!"
"Red, white and blue"
"BREXIT!"
What a farce. Idiots. Idiots everywhere. Spoiled Milk stood up.
"I AM THE ONE WHO BRINGS THE BREXIT"
nin1000 bellowed in retort
"NO, FOR IT IS I WHO BRINGS THE BREXIT!"
Fireblend just talked a lot of old victorian pish which no one understood and was ignored.
Crab was cranky. Typical.
As everyone stared at batsnacks who was rolling on the floor and laughing, an announcer came over the PA:
"No one dies during the first section of the show. Keep Calm and Carry On."
The politicians weren't exactly sure what was happening, but at least no one was hurt.
Now we can get back to the clusterfuck that is Brexit.
Dimbledy smiled, "Now let's go to David Attenborough talking about how cats have sex up against backalley walls"
Honestly now that you said this, wouldn't this mean that the mafia would want to raise panic about someone if they were a villager, and stay silent if not? And if the mafia can communicate secretly with each other, but the villagers can not, then it wouldn't be wise to assume that it's just how much panic is manufactured that points to whether or not they're mafia.
How can a town person show up as scum if you're not?
The crowd were getting more excited.
Suddenly, a politician stood up.
They were wearing a Theresa May face mask. They removed the face mask to reveal......Theresa May!!!
What a weird mislead.
As she celebrated her Strong and Stable reign, she let out a great big sigh, and a lot of red poured from her chest.
"Oh, that's not the way to a successful Brexit...."
She fell to the ground. Weak and wobbly was the way she went. What a mess. She lied to us all this time.
BREXIT! THIS IS BREXIT!
FREEDOM!
TAKE BACK CONTROL!
ARR!
You are Theresa May.
You are our glorious saviour. The Prime Minister of our brand new, free GREAT BRITISH ISLES. You will lead your Conservative (and Unionist) Party through the Brexit process, where inevitably you will cave and give the least damaging deal to the country. God bless you.
You are aligned with TOWN.
You voted LEAVE in the EU referendum
You are a Mayor. Once in the game you can publically reveal your alignment and role by posting the phrase BREXIT MEANS BREXIT. Once you have revealed, you will also gain a double vote for the rest of the game. Your vote command from this point will be DOUBLE: <target>
The game thread is: HERE
If you have any questions, please feel free to PM cabot.
You win when you eliminate all threats to Town
Dimbledy, the professional that he was, had to continue the show.
"If you were let on a desert island, what would be your last possession to bring with you?"
If I wasn't busy breaking my espresso machine while trying to throw it into a uhaul I absolutely would have thrown Flame_AC to the wolves you betcha.
Wtf do we do about Ouro?
You know, since batsnacks had that ability, I wonder why he didn't use it. He must know that a tie on the first day puts town at a disadvantage, and revealing himself right there would've confirmed him being town and give the doctor a clear target to save.
If I have learned 1 thing from GAFia it's that you can NEVER count on a doctor. The more bastard, the less you can count on it.
Lol, no it didn'tFlame's vote is understandable, but the unintentional tie made him look town.
Actually, explain this please. Why does bats death make flame look worse?However, now that batsnacks flips town it actually removes some of my town points I would have given flame. Not a lot, and it still doesn't tell us if milk is scum or town, but it doesn't make flame look as town (in my eyes) as he would have if both him and batsnacks were alive today.
Nothing. I claimed. It's the truth, I don't need to do any stupid gambits here, there's plenty of opportunities for others to do something dumb like that.
give the proper roleclaim plz
Vote: Ourobolus
Actually, explain this please. Why does bats death make flame look worse?
I'm a Miller. I'd prefer to keep my role name a secret for now in case someone stupidly wants to use it later.
This is a silly reason to not give a name, and I say that having just been in a game where a scum member didn't have access to a fake claim list.
Also, I'd also like to know Zipped's rationale for thinking Flame is leaning town?
Vote: Flame_AC
What can a Miller even possibly be in this context? Millers are supposed to be delinquents and such, but we're all supposed to be politicians.
Is there someone that fits the description of a delinquent politician in Britain?
If I wasn't busy breaking my espresso machine while trying to throw it into a uhaul I absolutely would have thrown Flame_AC to the wolves you betcha.
Wtf do we do about Ouro?
Vote: Ourobolus
I don't want to know your name. You were way too active yesterday and attracted a lot of attention even though you knew a cop's investigation would make you look guilty. Now you've got a role claim that's unfalsifiable short of a flip.
Wait, I feel like you were saying you were leaning Flame in your previous post Zipped, now I'm reading you feel he's scummy?
Well, uh, everything I just said, but also, I wanted an Ouro vote yesterday but everyone changed their vote so I didn't want mine to go uncounted.What changed between listening to him yesterday and voting for him today?
Normally ties lean town. But since the other part of the tie is town confirmed and flame was one of the options it makes him look scummier. Sorry I guess that was confusing in my first post
I don't want to know your name. You were way too active yesterday and attracted a lot of attention even though you knew a cop's investigation would make you look guilty. Now you've got a role claim that's unfalsifiable short of a flip.
I'm confused. How does this work? Is Ouro supposed to contribute less because he's a miller? Or do you not believe the miller claim?
There's apparently a sweet spot for posting that I missed in the Guide for Mafia
My mistake, I'll read it more carefully next time.
Don't be salty!And you haven't done a goddamn thing short of shitposting. I guess we all have our faults.
Someone claims they're miller and a cop check will never work. What is everyone supposed to do with this? We have to policy lynch people who claim miller because the alternative is to let mafia make fake role claims and trust them for most of the game. No thanks.I hope the cop heeded my advice though, because, like I said, they'd get a red check on me and it would be a complete waste of a shot. They'd come back saying they got a red check on me, which...ok? Woohoo? I already said they would.
If you wanna lynch me to prove it, then convince everyone else.
The Wiki says to either make that your first post or to not draw much negative attention to yourself so that a cop wouldn't check you.
You did neither.