When i was walking back from the shop I decided to take the scenic route...what a mistake it was, as I walked round the corner i knew i had made a terrible mistake.. On the other side of the road i saw a small army of school children and chavs... One of them looked directly at me with a cheeky grin, i looked back and nodded as a sign that I had accepted my fate.
As i walked down the road the tension started to build...I knew my time was up, at first it was just a few, but slowly they started homing in on me, i looked over to see them all with one in their hands, I then proceeded to dodge ever single one with two bags of shopping in my hands.. They knew they had failed, i looked back at that first guy who had looked at me... His grin gone.. He knew... They knew they had failed in their attempt to annihilate me...
Tom 1 - 0 Snow Army