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[PJV3]

I was gonna settle the batch, barm and cob nonsense, but it's like fucking eurogamer in here.

And it's a fucking barm.

 

[Hot Coldman]

It was already settled (it's a cob, everything else sounds like you're having a stroke), hence why we've moved onto more important things.

I'd ask you to join us, but you'd probably say you played as Pikachu.

 

[PJV3]

It was already settled (it's a cob, everything else sounds like you're having a stroke), hence why we've moved onto more important things.

I'd ask you to join us, but you'd probably say you played as Pikachu.

Balls.

Barm is correct, batch is acceptable and cob is just fucking stupid.

Too old to be Pikachu, my glory days were the spectrum and Jet Pac.

 

[Suairyu]

Wait... balm?!?!

I've heard it called a barn, but balm is what you rub onto burns to stop the pain.

 

[PJV3]

Wait... balm?!?!

I've heard it called a barn, but balm is what you rub onto burns to stop the pain.

I am sorry, Barm.
I broke my laptop, and this phone auto corrects everything.

Barm-bread
Cob- mud mixed with horse shit, used to build cottages.

 

[SKINNER!]

It's fucking "roll" alright? sheeesh!

 

[Salvadora]

Did anyone in here use Kirby? I loved him.

 

[SKINNER!]

aaaw man! Wu-tang and MIA at this year's bestival? Hope they do a proper tour of the UK as well. Snoop too but I couldn't care less about him.

 

[PJV3]

aaaw man! Wu-tang and MIA at this year's bestival? Hope they do a proper tour of the UK as well. Snoop too but I couldn't care less about him.

What's bestival like atmosphere wise?
The only thing I really know about it is the breastival breastfeeding yurt.

 

[noffles]

Turns out that Sonic fangirl was 14. Was ignoring her over the course of the day and then made the discovery.

Wouldn't have made the joke if I knew that, fuck.

 

[SKINNER!]

What's bestival like atmosphere wise?
The only thing I really know about it is the breastival breastfeeding yurt.

No idea. Never been. Always seemed to have that "hipster/tries too hard to be as cool as coachella" vibe to it. I was just surprised at their lineup this year as it is unusually good.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Turns out that Sonic fangirl was 14. Was ignoring her over the course of the day and then made the discovery.

Wouldn't have made the joke if I knew that, fuck.

THAT'S NO GOOD

 

[Rubbish King]

Anybody seen VideoGameHighSchool? I'm half an hour in and its actually not half-bad..



Also watched machine-gun preacher, now that was pretty awesome, im starting to grow fond of Gerard Butler....First Gamer, then Law abiding citizen and now this....Sweeeeeet

Turns out that Sonic fangirl was 14. Was ignoring her over the course of the day and then made the discovery.

Wouldn't have made the joke if I knew that, fuck.

Bail out, destroy your PC, it won't help though, you're going to prison.






What was the joke?

 

[SKINNER!]

14?! oh shit.

Edit: Blew my mind when I discovered Gerard Butler was from Paisley.

 

[noffles]

THAT'S NO GOOD

Your avatar looks like it's judging me.

 

[Rubbish King]

What was the joke noffles



What was it


WHAT
WAS
IT

 

[SKINNER!]

what was the joke noffles



what was it

I think he's referring to the Sonic Heroes song he mentioned on the previous page.

 

[noffles]

19, if she isn't lying that is.

I did it by sarcastically typing up the whole of Team Amy's song in Sonic Heroes and sending it to her as a joke, but... yeah.

But yeah, I think I just might just not say a single thing to her ever again so I don't enter my own version of Misery.

That^

 

[Rubbish King]

That^

Oh that, I dont understand Sonic humor so i didnt realise..


^_^

It happens to the best of us bro, i remember my mate must've text this girl for a week straight ...should've seen his face when she told him she was 14 (He was 20, she was well developed)

 

[PJV3]

No idea. Never been. Always seemed to have that "hipster/tries too hard to be as cool as coachella" vibe to it. I was just surprised at their lineup this year as it is unusually good.

It's meant to have more of the old glasto ethos, I'd be interested in something like that, but I don't wanna be surrounded by a bunch of numpties, trying too hard as you put it.

14 lol
Didn't have to worry about stuff like that in the 80s, 14 year old girls looked fucking terrible, and looked 14 years old.

 

[noffles]

I did it as a piss take because Sonic fangirls are the most hilarious people in the world. In no way did I expect her to take it as flirtatious.

LET'S JUST GET THAT COMPLETELY CRYSTAL CLEAR.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

What was her number bro? Just curious.

 

[Rubbish King]

I did it as a piss take because Sonic fangirls are the most hilarious people in the world. In no way did I expect her to take it as flirtatious.

LET'S JUST GET THAT COMPLETELY CRYSTAL CLEAR.

lol... okay buddy.....nudge nudge wink wink, bro

What was her number bro? Just curious.

I saw this coming a mile off

 

[noffles]

I had a thing for a 15 year old when I was 16 though. She used to write slash Harry Potter fanfiction and tell me that it was cute and not creepy.

She was cool.

 

[PJV3]

Bloody hell.
what's wrong with girls nowadays? did they always write fan fiction.

 

[Rubbish King]

Bloody hell.
what's wrong with girls nowadays? did they always write fan fiction.

...... I wish i knew girls like that

 

[noffles]

The internet creates horrible people.

Owning a tumblr blog is something that completely repels me from the opposite sex.

 

[PJV3]

...... I wish i knew girls like that

Speak to noffles, he seems to be at the epicentre.

 

[SKINNER!]

It's meant to have more of the old glasto ethos, I'd be interested in something like that, but I don't wanna be surrounded by a bunch of numpties, trying too hard as you put it.

14 lol

You get twats at all festivals anyway. Go for the music and forget about the idiots. Plus, for every idiot you meet you're bound to meet a great guy or cute chick. It all balances itself out.

I did it as a piss take because Sonic fangirls are the most hilarious people in the world. In no way did I expect her to take it as flirtatious.

LET'S JUST GET THAT COMPLETELY CRYSTAL CLEAR.

You better start heading down to Wales and buying a truckload of beads if you want a good lawyer to cover your ass. I suggest the shiny ones with glitter.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I had a thing for a 15 year old when I was 16 though. She used to write slash Harry Potter fanfiction and tell me that it was cute and not creepy.

She was cool.

You coulda put your wand in her chamber of secrets, yo.

 

[noffles]

You coulda put your wand in her chamber of secrets, yo.

She definitely found me attractive, I know that much... I was just an awkward kid 3 years ago though. Couldn't be helped.

 

[SKINNER!]

You coulda put your wand in her chamber of secrets, yo.

and then head straight to Azkaban.

 

[Rubbish King]

What is the fucking point in bothering to have a sleeping pattern

 

[CHEEZMO™]

and then head straight to Azkaban.

Whatever floats your boat, man.

 

[noffles]

What is the fucking point in bothering to have a sleeping pattern

People who have jobs and educational commitments need them.

 

[Rubbish King]

People who have jobs and educational commitments need them.

I need that shit, but i have no commitments untill i meewv

 

[PJV3]

What is the fucking point in bothering to have a sleeping pattern

None at all.

70 years alive versus an eternity dead.
go with the flow, patterns are for breadheads.

Its a bastard when you cannot sleep

 

[Rubbish King]

None at all.

70 years alive versus an eternity dead.
go with the flow, patterns are for breadheads.

Its a bastard when you cannot sleep

I can sleep but i just cant be fucked because im not doing anything for the next few days

 

[SKINNER!]

Am I the only one here who has work at 9am?

 

[Rubbish King]

Am I the only one here who has work at 9am?

No, im just a fuckin layabout

 

[PJV3]

Am I the only one here who has work at 9am?

Student, 40yrs old and lazy bastard.
I must do something about the student part, it's too much effort.

 

[SKINNER!]

ah right. I kinda miss my student days. Not having classes until late mornings, only going in 2/3 times a week. good times...

 

[Rubbish King]

Im talking to the movie characters, god dangit

 

[PJV3]

ah right. I kinda miss my student days. Not having classes until late mornings, only going in 2/3 times a week. good times...

It's a bit weird at my age, being at uni. Wish I had done it when I was younger. Crumpet is fucking marvellous to look at, but I feel like gary glitter doing it.

 

[Rubbish King]

Its a bit weird at my age, being at uni. Wish I had done it when I was younger. Crumpet is fucking marvellous to look at, but I feel like gary glitter doing it.

what are you studying?

 

[PJV3]

what are you studying?

Nursing.

 

[noffles]

Nothing wrong with looking, fella. As long as they're 18+.

 

[Rubbish King]

Nursing.

nice

Nothing wrong with looking, fella. As long as they're 18+.

lol

It's good guise

 

[Hot Coldman]

It's really nothing too interesting.

Also, you're stealing kentpaul's "let's post way too big pictures of stuff I like" schtick.

 

[Rubbish King]

It's really nothing too interesting.

Also, you're stealing kentpaul's "let's post way too big pictures of stuff I like" schtick.

Well it's on netflix and im enjoying the shit out of it



and I'm not doing it intentionally!

I'm my own man Green Scar, I'm my own man