Incontinentia Buttocks
Banned
Scottish man is now on the phone to National Express HQ. He is shouting down the phone that once he is on a return coach and reaches his original departure point, he will "smash the fookin' man's head into his desk" for putting him on the wrong coach.
Seconds later, he shouts, "calling the fookin' police? You are having a fookin' laugh!"
This coach may become famous yet.
Fookin'? When did the Scot turn into a northerner?