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Rubbish King
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you dont get to be neogafs chief barrister without knowing everything.
Rubbish King
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Thinking about doing an apprenticeship if the struggle to find work continues, is anyone an IT guy here?
If so...what is it like?
If so...what is it like?
I'm an IT guy
It's generally unrewarding but occasionally interesting.
Hugely depends on what area of IT you're going into - it's a pretty wide scope
Rubbish King
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Hmm, im not really sure what i want to do, there are quite a few apprenticeships floating about, mainly in the tech support side of things, it doesn't really have any requirements so I could apply....
I don't really know what to do in terms of getting a job... i dont know if i wanna go back to the industrial sector, but you need experience to get any job these days
How long have you been unemployed for? It's been a while for me, the dole keep making me do shitty courses and got another one coming up for a telesales training course. I would rather die than work as a phone pig but needs must etc.
Rubbish King
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Since January, it's part of the reason why I'm relocating....
I'm trying to apply to jobs online but even the gov jobsite is shit, i type my post code and put a 10 mile radius on the filter, i spent 20 odd minutes writing a really nice cover letter only to realise a job is pretty much in London
also sifting through the limitless amount of
100+ SALES REPS WANTED IMMEDIATE START..NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED
Musha_Soturi
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It's a onesie.
I know. I can cut the fringe a bit but not enough to get rid of all the black.
I'm Welsh. I take offense to this.
Didn't Di have really short hair? I don't do short, would look stupid on me. So I'm still not really sure what you mean. I've had layers before they're just a pain to grow out. But thanks anyway!
Yeah but you purposefully speak like an English person. I say you don't get to claim Wales as your heritage anymore.
Going to play some Typing Of The Dead. My typing is fast, but I only use the first three fingers of each hand, rather than all four. Gotta correct that shit.
My £5 keyboard is on the fritz, you see. When it goes, I've promised to treat myself to a mechanical keyboard, cherry brown switches. Want to be an improved typist by then.
My £5 keyboard is on the fritz, you see. When it goes, I've promised to treat myself to a mechanical keyboard, cherry brown switches. Want to be an improved typist by then.
He still on that trollin' spree? Dude's flying too close to the sun.
oh and I enjoyed Heavy Rain too as well as LA Noire. Both equally new and captivating.
Rubbish King
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That is the shittest post I've ever seen, noffles you WILL get banned (Permad) if you continue to act like that, if you're going to annoy people, use facts or expert opinions
EDIT: Oh thank god it was last night, i was worried he was still going mad with it
I didnt think there were fanboy wars amongst adults, fuck man that actually annoyed me a bit
Little Old Man
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Noffles trolling it like a pro:
Rubbish King
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Holy shit really?
That's weird... Where are you moving to fellow drunkthread comrade
London. East Dulwich, where my mom lives. I'll be staying there until I can get some work and get on my feet.
I want a fresh start and figured I'd be impulsive for once in my life and take the opportunity to live in London. If I really hate it, I can always move back. Cost of living is so much cheaper here so anything I save up should serve me well if I decide to come back.
CHEEZMO
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Rubbish King
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Gahh, another Londoner
There are no jobs here and the weather is terrible.
We don't use y'all so much either.
Rubbish King
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Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Ugh, i can hear my sister bitching about me in the other room
Rubbish King
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how are you learning this all?
CyclopsRock
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Ok, so "That Don't Impress Me Much" is such shit. I heard it the other day for the first time in years, and added it to my Spotify starred list. What?! "Oh, so you're a rocket scientist? THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH." Well sorry my incredibly difficult and intellectually challenging job isn't sufficiently impressive to you. Brad Pitt? THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH. He's just the best looking man in the world and 3 time Oscar nominated actor.
I think what she means if "That DOES impress me, but that doesn't mean i'm going to slather your balls with my vagina" which is fair enough, but man, if that's what you mean, say that. The only one she has right is "Oh, so you've got a car? THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH." Cars are pretty ubiquitous, they don't impress me much either.
I think what she means if "That DOES impress me, but that doesn't mean i'm going to slather your balls with my vagina" which is fair enough, but man, if that's what you mean, say that. The only one she has right is "Oh, so you've got a car? THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH." Cars are pretty ubiquitous, they don't impress me much either.
Are you here practicing your stand-up routine, Mr McIntyre? How blessed we are!
The point of the song is that even though they have all these things that would impress other, merely mortal women, she's looking for a man with 'the touch' that'll keep her 'warm in the middle of the night'...
The point of the song is that even though they have all these things that would impress other, merely mortal women, she's looking for a man with 'the touch' that'll keep her 'warm in the middle of the night'...
Rubbish King
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Bro, are you complaining about Shania Twain
My sister is trying to get me to move my bed out of my room and into hers, fucking vulture! Im not sleeping on floor for shit!
that song had lyrics...i just remember Shania being hot
The Typing Of The Dead
But I've already gotten tired of this supposed layout and I'm ranting about it in this thread.
JonathanEx
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So what she really wants is a bloke with handwarmers or microwaveable gloves
Noffles trolling it like a pro:
Even Tash was falling for it a bit. Ho ho.
Also, yeah I just woke up after pressing snooze for about 2 hours. I blame the postman for not getting me my books through yesterday.
It just hasn't caught on yet.
Cool. Guess I wont be making that one, but I'll definitely be up for the next time. I'll be that awful American who you can immediately point out by the flipflops.
Technically, I'm already British. I've got dual citizenship
I type with 3, pretty fast too.
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