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Hystzen

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Damn, gonna be a boring ass night. Mrs is out, mates are busy. Boo. Any suggestions for solo evening activities that aren't covered by crying and wanking?

I could try and put together this piece of shit computer I have but I don't know if I have the patience for it... Hmm

You asking wrong type of people for this , need to talk to people with lives outside GAF
 

SteveWD40

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Damn, gonna be a boring ass night. Mrs is out, mates are busy. Boo. Any suggestions for solo evening activities that aren't covered by crying and wanking?

I could try and put together this piece of shit computer I have but I don't know if I have the patience for it... Hmm

Gaming? watch some shit movies? make something from Epic Meal Time and eat it, only to be filled with self loathing? try some exiting new masturbation using household goods and lube? browse the web for the most heinous porn you can find without tor?

No such thing as bored these days ;)
 

Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
Damn, gonna be a boring ass night. Mrs is out, mates are busy. Boo. Any suggestions for solo evening activities that aren't covered by crying and wanking?

I could try and put together this piece of shit computer I have but I don't know if I have the patience for it... Hmm

Yeah, you're asking the wrong people, to be fair if i was you, i'd go to the pub, because if I were you..I'd have money

You could get a new video game... or play halo


i might play some halo actually... B)
 

SmokyDave

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Gaming? watch some shit movies? make something from Epic Meal Time and eat it, only to be filled with self loathing? try some exiting new masturbation using household goods and lube? browse the web for the most heinous porn you can find without tor?

No such thing as bored these days ;)

I see we spend our missus-free evenings in the same way.
 

SteveWD40

Member
I see we spend our missus-free evenings in the same way.

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I usually try and fit in a combo of them all, especially if she is staying in London with work so I KNOW she won't be coming home... :D
 

SteveWD40

Member
More importantly, has anybody ever succeeded in sucking themself off?




I can't..


My mate said he could, but I reckon he was lying

When I was younger and more flexible I could get the head in yeah, not for long though and it was hardly pleasant as my back was screaming at me.
 

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
Gaming? watch some shit movies? make something from Epic Meal Time and eat it, only to be filled with self loathing? try some exiting new masturbation using household goods and lube? browse the web for the most heinous porn you can find without tor?

No such thing as bored these days ;)

Yeah a mixture of all that is pretty much my default go-to plan. I have xcom and a buttplug, let's do this.

Yeah, you're asking the wrong people, to be fair if i was you, i'd go to the pub, because if I were you..I'd have money

You could get a new video game... or play halo


i might play some halo actually... B)

I actually have money too, I just got paid. No-one to go out with though :(

More importantly, has anybody ever succeeded in sucking themself off?




I can't..

My mate said he could, but I reckon he was lying

Watch Shortbus.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
CHEEZMO™;48078345 said:
You don't even come on Skype. And no, this doesn't mean log in 5 minutes from now and moan at me to talk.
I was on for hours last night.

Cheezmo slaves over a hot keyboard for hours only for you to come home and disrespect him. You didn't even notice his avatar got a new haircut did you? Are you talking to other e-friends? It's that tashbrooke fellow isn't it? Is emo what's hot now? That's what you want, emotionally unstable? Broken hoovers turn you on?
 

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
txting with a new black market tradesman since my dude is out of town. This shit is always so sketchy, I like my guy he does deliveries. Boring night in - almost sorted.
 

Mikeside

Member
Fine, you drive a hard bargain


You can have a My Chemical Romance Poster... But I want you to know that you're really twisting my arm on this one

Nah, that's OK - I hear there's mild hoover damage to it.

txting with a new black market tradesman since my dude is out of town. This shit is always so sketchy, I like my guy he does deliveries. Boring night in - almost sorted.

I have some :p

edit: not for sale, though - hit me up if you're that bored
 

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
Jedeye you never did any more mixtape commentaries

No, you are correct. I should really get on that. Might be a fun way to kill a couple of hours later :)

How did your silk road adventure go? Feel free to PM if you'd rather not air it publicly.

Haven't made the jump just yet, I ran out of money last month. Might do it this evening if I get bored enough. I got really excited when I realised that tripping with my cat around would be AMAZEBALLS. She's so FLUFFY
 

Mikeside

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No, you are correct. I should really get on that. Might be a fun way to kill a couple of hours later :)



Haven't made the jump just yet, I ran out of money last month. Might do it this evening if I get bored enough. I got really excited when I realised that tripping with my cat around would be AMAZEBALLS. She's so FLUFFY

You're dead to me.
 

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
Well shit guys, I just found out my nan died. Feels kinda weird. We only found out she was ill a few days ago, she had lung cancer. She lives up north so my mum and her sister went up to see her this morning but got there too late, she died in the morning.

It's conflicting. On the one hand, she was bitter and twisted and was a long running family joke about how she was just gin-fueled evil, but on the other hand she was my nan, you know? She used to take me to france every year as a kid. Last I saw her was at the end of the summer where I helped her walk around a park she used to play in as a kid. I'm happy we did that.

Feel worse for my mum really - she was my weird nan, but she was her weird mum.
 

Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
Well shit guys, I just found out my nan died. Feels kinda weird. We only found out she was ill a few days ago, she had lung cancer. She lives up north so my mum and her sister went up to see her this morning but got there too late, she died in the morning.

It's conflicting. On the one hand, she was bitter and twisted and was a long running family joke about how she was just gin-fueled evil, but on the other hand she was my nan, you know? She used to take me to france every year as a kid. Last I saw her was at the end of the summer where I helped her walk around a park she used to play in as a kid. I'm happy we did that.

Feel worse for my mum really - she was my weird nan, but she was her weird mum.

Fuck man, weirdly enough somebody my family knew just died, the priest who worked with my dad back in 2001ish

Sorry for your loss though man, maybe leave the stuff for another night and give your mum a call, make her feel loved n' that :)
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Sorry your nan died. Tash is right be the rock for your mum. Also smoke one up in celebration that your last memory with her was good and she lived a live.
 

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
Fuck man, weirdly enough somebody my family knew just died, the priest who worked with my dad back in 2001ish

Sorry for your loss though man, maybe leave the stuff for another night and give your mum a call, make her feel loved n' that :)

Yeah I just spoke to my mum (she told me). Strangely (unless you know me and have been to my house) I actually live next door to my mum so when she's back I almost have no option but to be here for her :) she's an odd duck in that she's very private but I'll do my best to help her get through it. She's lucky she's with her sister who is also her best mate.

I've never had anyone die before that I knew and liked, it's an odd feeling.

Even worse we also found out that my favourite uncle has got a terminal illness and maybe a couple of years left, it's a bit of a shit year for the Sniv family. Which makes me feel a little guilty since I'm having a personal-best of a year so far :p
 

Mikeside

Member
Yeah I just spoke to my mum (she told me). Strangely (unless you know me and have been to my house) I actually live next door to my mum so when she's back I almost have no option but to be here for her :) she's an odd duck in that she's very private but I'll do my best to help her get through it. She's lucky she's with her sister who is also her best mate.

I've never had anyone die before that I knew and liked, it's an odd feeling.

Even worse we also found out that my favourite uncle has got a terminal illness and maybe a couple of years left, it's a bit of a shit year for the Sniv family. Which makes me feel a little guilty since I'm having a personal-best of a year so far :p


Shit dude, I'm so sorry.
I guess all you can do at times like this is pull together and be there for each other as a family.

Love to all the Snivs.



I genuinely can't stand when people do these. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO EXPRESS, TASH? WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO MEEEEAAAAANNNN???
 

Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
Shit dude, I'm so sorry.
I guess all you can do at times like this is pull together and be there for each other as a family.

Love to all the Snivs.




I genuinely can't stand when people do these. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO EXPRESS, TASH? WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO MEEEEAAAAANNNN???

type the ^_^ into facebook chat or in a comment and you'll see what it represents


... ^_^
 

Reknoc

Member
Shit dude, I'm so sorry.
I guess all you can do at times like this is pull together and be there for each other as a family.

Love to all the Snivs.




I genuinely can't stand when people do these. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO EXPRESS, TASH? WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO MEEEEAAAAANNNN???

It shows he's both happy and kawaii
 
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