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NinjaFridge
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What Mike needs
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BritGAF |OT| Mad Stacks Beyond Thunderlord
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Could be messy if it happens late at night and you have a pet mogwai
I can't tell what's sarcasm anymore...
JonathanEx
Member
The logical extension of this is that you go as a sexy nurse
Guaranteed to work*
*not a guarentee
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
**60% of the time, it works every time
JonathanEx
Member
I heard they added 'friend zone' to the Oxford Dictionary just because of Mike.
FALSE.
If anything, they added 'incorrecticle' just because of YOUR FACE, because it's both wrong and a bit testicular
Hot Coldman
Banned
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
No he didn't inspire friend zone to be added to the dictionary, Jonathan. What were you thinking?
Indeed. Let us set the record straight on Mikeside the Magnificent:
The truth is that while not the founder, he is in fact one of Britain's foremost leading pioneers in discovering new and amazing ways to reach the eponymous 'friend zone'. Ways in which men & women have never dared dream of before. Word around the academic grapevine is that he is due to be awarded an honorary master's in Platonic Relations this year due to his revolutionary studies in Intimacy Avoidance theory.
JonathanEx
Member
Hahaha.
In all seriousness, I think I saw a news story about it happening recently. Or have I gone mad? It's both, isn't it.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I literally dont even know what this means
Im all drawed out
God dammit i will avenge this shocking second wind of drawing, not proud of myself...couldn't bring out the inspiration
Musha_Soturi
Member
You mean my hot cage dancer friend? You're not her type mate, she only goes for assholes.
If you haven't had sex by the end of this year, I'll have sex with you out of pity.
Hot Coldman
Banned
Every time Mike gets friendzoned I like to think his vision goes dark and a famous quote appears, like in CoD. Except instead of Kennedy or whoever, it's Dan Savage.
Or Cilla Black.
Or Cilla Black.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I lost it
Well Done
...hot...cage dancer...?!
You guys tomorrow:
...and I expect an actual cake.
OK, I'm leaving now for this evening of potential fun.
.....Don't count your eggs yet mang
Can't we get Tash to do it? They're basically lovers anyway, what with the crywanking and all.
Little Old Man
Member
Hot Coldman
Banned
And so, Musha falls into Mike's trap.
Musha I resent your assumption that I couldn't pull out the arsehole card if needed!
Also - Months of planning and I still have to wait until the end of the year? At least it can be Christmas themed I guess!
Actually your boyfriend looked like he might have a meaty right hook on him. I'll pass out of pure terror.
I'm there like 20 minutes early....
Also - Months of planning and I still have to wait until the end of the year? At least it can be Christmas themed I guess!
Actually your boyfriend looked like he might have a meaty right hook on him. I'll pass out of pure terror.
I'm there like 20 minutes early....
Mike, do you ever consider that all this pressure you put on interactions with aesthetically pleasing mammalian females is what actually causes you to fuck up? Just a thought.
However...
Also...
However...
... once you've finished your Suairyu Accredited Anime Absorption course, yes.
Also...
BGBW is da man. Just another thought.
Little Old Man
Member
Hot Coldman
Banned
This is probably spot on.
Self-debrief and self-analysis will have to wait until the weekend
I haven't seen it, thanks for the spoilers you bitch
Hot Coldman
Banned
Oh come on, it was in the first trailer
dude when I see Transformers 3 I need to go in completely cold
edit
Oh wait I know what you're talking about now. Aren't the Transformers
just chillin on the moon rather than the whole moon being an alien or whatever
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
HEY, I RESENT THAT
I will not be pimped out by you noffles
But I'm free tomorrow Mikeside, if things go south
I guess she'll HAVE to hook him up with a cage dancer
Indeed
I really enjoyed it
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Mike needs 6+ for a successful date
He rolls
He screwed
Nu-uh!
Double means roll again man, everybody knows that SHEEESH
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
still boned after a re roll
No because you add them all up to be 9!
Thank god I stopped mike not getting laid there
Now he CANT fail
Never know with mike he might somehow go home with a guy instead
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
You forgot he has a charisma check penalty of -5 to all rolls as well. That effectively puts him at 0, meaning he will probably be drugged and end up getting his kidneys harvested.
still boned after a re roll
Just get drunk. Solves everything.
Also:
1; lower your standards.
2; don't speak, listen.
3; buy a new outfit that makes you feel like a boss.
4; ask a female for assistance in step 3.
No negativity or self-pity beyond some mild self deprecation. Always be smiling. Do not attempt to be 'moody' or 'brooding'.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
It describes the fate of the last person to ask about my tag.
You've got ten minutes. Start running.
Edit: make that 20 mins, I'm off to McDonalds.
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