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[NinjaFridge]

What Mike needs

 

[Mikeside]

Kitchens flooding ain't as big a problem as it looks (unless you have fake-wood laminated floors in there). Just mop it up and you're good to go.

Could be messy if it happens late at night and you have a pet mogwai

I think Mike has this under control, guys. He's playing her like a puppet master. He will surely deliver the good news any day now.

I can't tell what's sarcasm anymore...

 

[Hystzen]

Oh goody another mike romance story cant wait for the end results and chinner follow up comic strip

 

[Jackben]

 

[BGBW]

Has Mike been taking meds BECAUSE HE IS SUDDENLY having random outbursts?

 

[Hystzen]

 

[noffles]

Randomly bought a copy of White 2 on impulse at Tesco. God help me.

 

[JonathanEx]

It was a hilarious joke... Like she was going to come as a sexy nurse or something
Its exactly her sense of humour - she laughed

The logical extension of this is that you go as a sexy nurse

Guaranteed to work*


*not a guarentee

 

[BGBW]

I prefer the Fantasy Zone myself.

 

[Jackben]

The logical extension of this is that you go as a sexy nurse

Guaranteed to work*


*not a guarentee

**60% of the time, it works every time

 

[JonathanEx]

I heard they added 'friend zone' to the Oxford Dictionary just because of Mike.

 

[Mikeside]

I heard they added 'friend zone' to the Oxford Dictionary just because of Mike.

FALSE.

If anything, they added 'incorrecticle' just because of YOUR FACE, because it's both wrong and a bit testicular

 

[Hot Coldman]

 

[noffles]

Mike is like Agguire but Tash isn't white knighting him.

 

[Jackben]

I heard they added 'friend zone' to the Oxford Dictionary just because of Mike.

No he didn't inspire friend zone to be added to the dictionary, Jonathan. What were you thinking?

FALSE.

Indeed. Let us set the record straight on Mikeside the Magnificent:

The truth is that while not the founder, he is in fact one of Britain's foremost leading pioneers in discovering new and amazing ways to reach the eponymous 'friend zone'. Ways in which men & women have never dared dream of before. Word around the academic grapevine is that he is due to be awarded an honorary master's in Platonic Relations this year due to his revolutionary studies in Intimacy Avoidance theory.

 

[JonathanEx]

No he didn't inspire friend zone to be added to the dictionary, Jonathan. What were you thinking?

Indeed. The truth is that while not the founder, he is in fact one of Britain's foremost leading pioneers in discovering new and amazing ways to reach this zone. Ways in which men have never dared dream of before. Word around the academic grapevine is that he is due to be awarded an honorary master's in Platonic Relations this year due to his revolutionary studies in Intimacy Avoidance theory.

Hahaha.

In all seriousness, I think I saw a news story about it happening recently. Or have I gone mad? It's both, isn't it.

 

[Rubbish King]

Mike is like Agguire but Tash isn't white knighting him.

I literally dont even know what this means


Im all drawed out


God dammit i will avenge this shocking second wind of drawing, not proud of myself...couldn't bring out the inspiration

 

[Mikeside]

You guys tomorrow:

...and I expect an actual cake.




OK, I'm leaving now for this evening of potential fun.

 

[BGBW]

All you had to do is date the damned girl CJ!

 

[Musha_Soturi]

It was a hilarious joke... Like she was going to come as a sexy nurse or something
Its exactly her sense of humour - she laughed


Suairyu, if I don't get a fully successful (deemed as one ending in balls deep action) date in the next year, will you put out for me if I buy you dinner?

Actually, Musha - ask your friend who came to the meet up that same question for me.

You mean my hot cage dancer friend? You're not her type mate, she only goes for assholes.

If you haven't had sex by the end of this year, I'll have sex with you out of pity.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Every time Mike gets friendzoned I like to think his vision goes dark and a famous quote appears, like in CoD. Except instead of Kennedy or whoever, it's Dan Savage.

Or Cilla Black.

 

[BGBW]

Or Brucie.

"Well you may have failed to impress the girl, but don't worry, you're still my favourite."

 

[Rubbish King]

Every time Mike gets friendzoned I like to think his vision goes dark and a famous quote appears, like in CoD. Except instead of Kennedy or whoever, it's Dan Savage.

Or Cilla Black.

I lost it

Well Done

You mean my hot cage dancer friend? You're not her type mate, she only goes for assholes.

If you haven't had sex by the end of this year, I'll have sex with you out of pity.

...hot...cage dancer...?!

You guys tomorrow:

...and I expect an actual cake.




OK, I'm leaving now for this evening of potential fun.

.....Don't count your eggs yet mang

 

[noffles]

If you haven't had sex by the end of this year, I'll have sex with you out of pity.

Can't we get Tash to do it? They're basically lovers anyway, what with the crywanking and all.

 

[Little Old Man]

You mean my hot cage dancer friend? You're not her type mate, she only goes for assholes.

If you haven't had sex by the end of this year, I'll have sex with you out of pity.

Every time Mike gets friendzoned I like to think his vision goes dark and a famous quote appears, like in CoD. Except instead of Kennedy or whoever, it's Dan Savage.

Or Cilla Black.

"Lorra lorra laughs"

 

[Hot Coldman]

And so, Musha falls into Mike's trap.

 

[Mikeside]

Musha I resent your assumption that I couldn't pull out the arsehole card if needed!

Also - Months of planning and I still have to wait until the end of the year? At least it can be Christmas themed I guess!
Actually your boyfriend looked like he might have a meaty right hook on him. I'll pass out of pure terror.

I'm there like 20 minutes early....

 

[Mikeside]

Also I can't imagine pity sex being hot.

 

[f0rk]

Just read the ending to Dead Space 3, sounds hilarious

 

[Suairyu]

Mike, do you ever consider that all this pressure you put on interactions with aesthetically pleasing mammalian females is what actually causes you to fuck up? Just a thought.

However...

Suairyu, if I don't get a fully successful (deemed as one ending in balls deep action) date in the next year, will you put out for me if I buy you dinner?

... once you've finished your Suairyu Accredited Anime Absorption course, yes.

Also...

I prefer the Fantasy Zone myself.

BGBW is da man. Just another thought.

 

[Little Old Man]

Also I can't imagine pity sex being hot.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Spoiler

Sorry I'm just kidding.

 

[Seanbob11]

I was gonna watch Skyfall tonight, but Mikefall sounds far more exciting!

 

[Hot Coldman]

Just read the ending to Dead Space 3, sounds hilarious

Spoiler

Transformers 3 up in this bitch

 

[Mikeside]

I was gonna watch Skyfall tonight, but Mikefall sounds far more exciting!

Your mum is my backup.
Enjoy skyfall, I suggest turning the volume way up

 

[Mikeside]

Mike, do you ever consider that all this pressure you put on interactions with aesthetically pleasing mammalian females is what actually causes you to fuck up? Just a thought.

This is probably spot on.
Self-debrief and self-analysis will have to wait until the weekend

 

[f0rk]

Spoiler

Transformers 3 up in this bitch

I haven't seen it, thanks for the spoilers you bitch

 

[Hot Coldman]

I haven't seen it, thanks for the spoilers you bitch

Oh come on, it was in the first trailer

 

[f0rk]

Oh come on, it was in the first trailer

dude when I see Transformers 3 I need to go in completely cold

edit
Oh wait I know what you're talking about now. Aren't the Transformers

Spoiler

just chillin on the moon rather than the whole moon being an alien or whatever

 

[Rubbish King]

Can't we get Tash to do it? They're basically lovers anyway, what with the crywanking and all.

HEY, I RESENT THAT

I will not be pimped out by you noffles


But I'm free tomorrow Mikeside, if things go south

And so, Musha falls into Mike's trap.

I guess she'll HAVE to hook him up with a cage dancer

Also I can't imagine pity sex being hot.

Indeed

Just read the ending to Dead Space 3, sounds hilarious

I really enjoyed it

 

[Hystzen]

Mike needs 6+ for a successful date

He rolls

He screwed

 

[Rubbish King]

Mike needs 6+ for a successful date

He rolls

He screwed

Nu-uh!

Double means roll again man, everybody knows that SHEEESH

 

[Hystzen]

Nu-uh!

Double means roll again man, everybody knows that SHEEESH

still boned after a re roll

 

[noffles]

I think it's implied that Mike won't be boned.

 

[Rubbish King]

still boned after a re roll

No because you add them all up to be 9!



Thank god I stopped mike not getting laid there


Now he CANT fail

 

[Hystzen]

I think it's implied that Mike won't be boned.

Never know with mike he might somehow go home with a guy instead

 

[Jackben]

still boned after a re roll

You forgot he has a charisma check penalty of -5 to all rolls as well. That effectively puts him at 0, meaning he will probably be drugged and end up getting his kidneys harvested.

 

[noffles]

I reckon Mike and Musha would make a nice couple.

 

[SmokyDave]

This is probably spot on.
Self-debrief and self-analysis will have to wait until the weekend

Just get drunk. Solves everything.

Also:

1; lower your standards.
2; don't speak, listen.
3; buy a new outfit that makes you feel like a boss.
4; ask a female for assistance in step 3.

No negativity or self-pity beyond some mild self deprecation. Always be smiling. Do not attempt to be 'moody' or 'brooding'.

 

[Rubbish King]

Just get drunk. Solves everything.

Also:

1; lower your standards.
2; don't speak, listen.
3; buy a new outfit that makes you feel like a boss.
4; ask a female for assistance in step 3.

Dave

How did you get your tag?

 

[SmokyDave]

Dave

How did you get your tag?

It describes the fate of the last person to ask about my tag.

You've got ten minutes. Start running.

Edit: make that 20 mins, I'm off to McDonalds.