Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
It describes the fate of the last person to ask about my tag.
You've got ten minutes. Start running.
Edit: make that 20 mins, I'm off to McDonalds.
It describes the fate of the last person to ask about my tag.
You've got ten minutes. Start running.
Edit: make that 20 mins, I'm off to McDonalds.
Sorry man. I don't make the rules, I just enforce 'em.
Sorry man. I don't make the rules, I just enforce 'em.
Well, after my quarter-pounder, anyway.
Tashbrooke never thought his exercise regiment was preparing him for his own survival.
No biggie. She could've spat directly into my mouth if she'd have asked.I told them to spit in your burger
Gave them a description and everything
No biggie. She could've spat directly into my mouth if she'd have asked.
Just my double cheeseburger and fries left...
Im talking that flemmy stuff, night after heavy smoking and drinking flem
Can anyone summarise Mike's previous dating adventures?
Can anyone summarise Mike's previous dating adventures?
He was very recently made single, for which he has our undying support, like a true friend in need.Can anyone summarise Mike's previous dating adventures?
lolHe was very recently made single, for which he has our undying support, like a true friend in need.
These past few weeks is him getting back on the dating game, for which he has our undying attention, like a train-wreck.
The dead dog is a nice easter egg for longtime Mike's Adventure readers. His long tongue in the first panel is metaphorical imagery describing how Mike often talks up BritGAF with tales of his dating misadventures. The duck in the water suggests the illustrator's observation of the adventure, effectively breaking of the fourth wall. Now all that's needed is a convoluted back story involving death and rebirth and it'll be a comic masterpiece.
He never gets any
Think of every romantic comedy movie cliche but instead of the cliche ending they end up alone
He was very recently made single, for which he has our undying support, like a true friend in need.
These past few weeks is him getting back on the dating game, for which he has our undying attention, like a train-wreck.
Can anyone summarise Mike's previous dating adventures?
Yuck, twitter bun fight with my local pub. Never going back to that place again.
Haha.Maybe it's a bun, but it can only have 140 seeds or less on it.
Tash: that kid is a girl. Legally, mentally, socially, by appearance.
It would be no different than you being in a bathroom with another guy. You wouldn't be able to tell anything was "up", you know?
As she's a girl, she should be allowed to use the girl's bathroom.
I understand this can be a difficult proposition to accept at first, but try to think carefully, place yourself in her shoes, and for the love of fuck don't let your current mental blocks get you banned before you come to terms with it all.
Tash: that kid is a girl. Legally, mentally, socially, by appearance.
It would be no different than you being in a bathroom with another guy. You wouldn't be able to tell anything was "up", you know?
As she's a girl, she should be allowed to use the girl's bathroom.
I understand this can be a difficult proposition to accept at first, but try to think carefully, place yourself in her shoes, and for the love of fuck don't let your current mental blocks get you banned before you come to terms with it all.
No, you're being very respectful and polite with your current difficulty to grasp the issue, I agree. I'm just warning.I am not getting banned for anything in that thread, if I did, it would be totally unjustified, I'm still getting to grips with this stuff, there are alot of people being quite rude to people who dont understand it
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=516510I feel like I've just intercepted a PM, I'm confused
In thinking such a thing best they are being both morally wrong and breaking Colorado State law. They're educators - they shouldn't make the uneducated decision just to placate the uneducated.Oh well yeah, I don't see what the problem is there, school is a bit dumb for their decision
I can see why they'd think it best not to let that kid use the girl's bathroom but discomfort doesn't really take priority over not alienating a kid that age
When tweetle beetles fight, it's called a tweetle beetle battle.I wanna see the twitter battle!
In thinking such a thing best they are being both morally wrong and breaking Colorado State law. They're educators - they shouldn't make the uneducated decision just to placate the uneducated.
When tweetle beetles fight, it's called a tweetle beetle battle.
And when they battle in a puddle, it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.
AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.
When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.
But when beetles fight these battlesin a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.
Well I've learnt a few things today, but I still think I have a while to go before I fully get to grips with it
Anyways GAF, Im off to bed
tata for now
When tweetle beetles fight, it's called a tweetle beetle battle.
And when they battle in a puddle, it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.
AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.
When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.
But when beetles fight these battlesin a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.
I almost forgot about Mars Attacks, great movie. Thanks for reminding me I think I will watch it tonight.
Jesus, how the fuck did Tash not get mauled to death in that thread?
He was pretty upfront about what he did and did not understand and expressed his opinion appropriately. The popular opinion is that having the wrong opinion will still sometimes get you a thrashing but I think in this case he was treated with the helpful discussion he deserved.Jesus, how the fuck did Tash not get mauled to death in that thread?
By being open, honest and respectful. People were able to engage with him and educate him.Jesus, how the fuck did Tash not get mauled to death in that thread?
I would hope they've learned that isn't conducive to teaching someone by now.I just expected the usual Off Topic bunch to intellectually assassinate him for ignorance is all.