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Garage Band?
Hot Coldman
Banned
Yeah that was a bit douchey. Like, I just came from starting my fourth playthrough of MGR, so... no, we don't?
donkey show
Member
Okay, this has become mad interesting.
Yeah, now I'm gonna need details too
Hot Coldman
Banned
donkey show went to "karaoke" with a "mom"
now he won't stop dropping vague-but-not-really hints
now he won't stop dropping vague-but-not-really hints
donkey show
Member
I'm playing snooker with some students and a 33 year old mom. It's intense right now. xD
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NinjaFridge
Unconfirmed Member
CliffyB at it again.
I don't normally agree with him but I think I side with him more on this issue than I do with the majority of GAF. Also this is hilarious
lol EA is Hitler
Hot Coldman
Banned
It's like Cliff had plans for the afternoon that went tits up, so he just decided to poke GAF instead
can't blame him really
can't blame him really
donkey show
Member
I don't know what's happening anymore
Neither do we xD
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NinjaFridge
Unconfirmed Member
CliffyB wants attention and GAF is giving it to him.
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
Seriously.
donkey show
Member
This has been the best and wildest night. xD
CHEEZMO;48566672 said:
Let's not turn this into a political discussion.
d'ya smash it?
he smashed it
donkey show
Member
Just got back home. I don't even know how to explain tonight.
Do it Mike style. Big post, chock full of details.
donkey show
Member
Can't sleep. They snore too loud. :S
DETAILS.
donkey show
Member
One of them is still snoring. :S
Deaf Spacker
Memb
I don't think that they want details about the snoring.
Are they snoring because you satisfied them with your little big donkey?
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Morning GAF, in a great mood, it seems with every passing day I get that little bit stronger, great run, not my fastest but it felt great to push myself
Donkey, spill the beans in full detail
Mikeside will take notes
Donkey, spill the beans in full detail
Mikeside will take notes
Incontinentia Buttocks
Banned
Woke up on my door step minus shoes, keys and coat at 3am this morning. I still can't feel my big toe.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
...Patched the night together yet?
Where did you go last night?
Had you pissed yourself?
Guys is natural for your hand to hurt for a while after electrocuting yourself
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I played halo with Jed for less than half an hour and then went to sleep at 10pm..
donkey show
Member
Since I can't go back to sleep right now, fuck it. xD
So after date got canceled right after I got out of work, I walked to a local pub to drink the sorrows away. Some girl (who I will call mom) comes to the bar and kinda makes a hilarious scene with her actual mom, I start to laugh at it, and we ended up talking for a bit. We exchange names and she goes off to her table and I go back to drinking. So after a couple pints, I think I'm about to head home, but mom comes up to me and starts saying what's up. We talk a little more and I end up going to her table and basically meeting her mom, dad, and friends. I learn she has 4 kids, a deadbeat father to her kids, 2 years older than me, and to top it off, she is taking me to karaoke with her friends after this. Having nothing better to do that night, I say fuck it and go. We end up doing karaoke with her friends and make our way into city centre.
The mom and I kinda get separated from the group and we go to a couple bars. We're both pretty fucked and I tell her we should probably head home, especially since she started talking about getting her kids ready for school in the morning. We leave and meet up with two of her friends in the street with some African American dude from New Jersey who was telling them to come to his house for some fried chicken and drinks, I shit you not. Red flags all over the place, but mom and I end up going with them in a taxi. There, Snorlax McGee (the one who is snoring right now) starts to hold my hand, which I was definitely not expecting. Then the mom was getting creeped out by the chicken dude so she pulls me to her side of the taxi and starts making out with me. Cool fucking deal. We eventually get to chicken dude's house in Crystal Peaks and things got interesting. While chicken dude was trying his best to get with one of the friends, I was macking the fuck out with the mom on the couch. Snorlax McGee came over and started giving me a handy. Fair enough, shit was getting real. xD And then, the mom mentioned her and Snorlax should try kissing each other and it totally started happening. Mind you, the smell of fried chicken cooking was overpowering the room. xD
So, the two girls end up forgetting about me and take their make out session to the bathroom. Sad, I end up going to the kitchen to see how the chicken is going and see chicken dude mad creeping on the other friend. I subtlety butt in and start talking about the states and what he's doing here in Sheffield. The other friend thanks me for stopping the creep from getting too crazy. She asks me if her friend basically became a lesbian with the mom and I tell her it has definitely happened. The other two come back from the bathroom talking about fish fingers and continue to make out on the couch. With the chicken finished, hardly anyone eats it as we're all pretty fucked. I decide to call a taxi and get us out of there since chicken dude began to creep again while one of the friends was sleeping on the couch. Taxi came and I got everyone out of there.
The mom started complaining how the deadbeat dad was waiting for her at the house (it was like 4 AM) and how she had to jump the gate to get in. She talked about bringing the other two back to her place (especially since Snorlax was still trying to mack out with her in the taxi), but when we got there, none of them were in a state to jump the gate. Since they lived up the street from me, we just left after watching the mom get over.
So we finally get to their place, but no one has any keys to get in. While one of the friends was looking for her keys in her bag, Snorlax grabs me and tells her to keep her warm. As we were hugging, she again proceeded to reach down my pants. Fair enough. xD So, the other friend (who kinda looks like the girl on YouTube that has the big boobs and teaches Japanese) says she can't find her keys. We all don't want to freeze outside so I say we should go to my place down the street. So we head to mine and attempt to go to bed. I get them some water, give them some pajamas, and I tell them I'll sleep on the couch, but Snorlax insists I sleep next to her. So things start happening while her friend is coughing like mad in the bed. It gets pretty awkward for me so I try to stop, but Snorlax keeps on going. While its getting hot and heavy, my hand gets pulled by the other chick and she places it on her bare ass. Whoa. So things got a little wild afterwards and then the snoring orchestra began.
I've only had two hours of sleep. That was my Thursday night. :S
And they've stopped snoring finally. xD
So after date got canceled right after I got out of work, I walked to a local pub to drink the sorrows away. Some girl (who I will call mom) comes to the bar and kinda makes a hilarious scene with her actual mom, I start to laugh at it, and we ended up talking for a bit. We exchange names and she goes off to her table and I go back to drinking. So after a couple pints, I think I'm about to head home, but mom comes up to me and starts saying what's up. We talk a little more and I end up going to her table and basically meeting her mom, dad, and friends. I learn she has 4 kids, a deadbeat father to her kids, 2 years older than me, and to top it off, she is taking me to karaoke with her friends after this. Having nothing better to do that night, I say fuck it and go. We end up doing karaoke with her friends and make our way into city centre.
The mom and I kinda get separated from the group and we go to a couple bars. We're both pretty fucked and I tell her we should probably head home, especially since she started talking about getting her kids ready for school in the morning. We leave and meet up with two of her friends in the street with some African American dude from New Jersey who was telling them to come to his house for some fried chicken and drinks, I shit you not. Red flags all over the place, but mom and I end up going with them in a taxi. There, Snorlax McGee (the one who is snoring right now) starts to hold my hand, which I was definitely not expecting. Then the mom was getting creeped out by the chicken dude so she pulls me to her side of the taxi and starts making out with me. Cool fucking deal. We eventually get to chicken dude's house in Crystal Peaks and things got interesting. While chicken dude was trying his best to get with one of the friends, I was macking the fuck out with the mom on the couch. Snorlax McGee came over and started giving me a handy. Fair enough, shit was getting real. xD And then, the mom mentioned her and Snorlax should try kissing each other and it totally started happening. Mind you, the smell of fried chicken cooking was overpowering the room. xD
So, the two girls end up forgetting about me and take their make out session to the bathroom. Sad, I end up going to the kitchen to see how the chicken is going and see chicken dude mad creeping on the other friend. I subtlety butt in and start talking about the states and what he's doing here in Sheffield. The other friend thanks me for stopping the creep from getting too crazy. She asks me if her friend basically became a lesbian with the mom and I tell her it has definitely happened. The other two come back from the bathroom talking about fish fingers and continue to make out on the couch. With the chicken finished, hardly anyone eats it as we're all pretty fucked. I decide to call a taxi and get us out of there since chicken dude began to creep again while one of the friends was sleeping on the couch. Taxi came and I got everyone out of there.
The mom started complaining how the deadbeat dad was waiting for her at the house (it was like 4 AM) and how she had to jump the gate to get in. She talked about bringing the other two back to her place (especially since Snorlax was still trying to mack out with her in the taxi), but when we got there, none of them were in a state to jump the gate. Since they lived up the street from me, we just left after watching the mom get over.
So we finally get to their place, but no one has any keys to get in. While one of the friends was looking for her keys in her bag, Snorlax grabs me and tells her to keep her warm. As we were hugging, she again proceeded to reach down my pants. Fair enough. xD So, the other friend (who kinda looks like the girl on YouTube that has the big boobs and teaches Japanese) says she can't find her keys. We all don't want to freeze outside so I say we should go to my place down the street. So we head to mine and attempt to go to bed. I get them some water, give them some pajamas, and I tell them I'll sleep on the couch, but Snorlax insists I sleep next to her. So things start happening while her friend is coughing like mad in the bed. It gets pretty awkward for me so I try to stop, but Snorlax keeps on going. While its getting hot and heavy, my hand gets pulled by the other chick and she places it on her bare ass. Whoa. So things got a little wild afterwards and then the snoring orchestra began.
I've only had two hours of sleep. That was my Thursday night. :S
And they've stopped snoring finally. xD
Deaf Spacker
Memb
I now feel that I've lived an incredibly sheltered life, I've never woken up on my doorstep minus my shoes.
I have however woken up under a Volkswagen Bay Window Camper Van with a pink thong in my pocket.
I have however woken up under a Volkswagen Bay Window Camper Van with a pink thong in my pocket.
damn good show, donkey show
do you think you'll get their numbers and hang out agan?
can you please mentor mike?
do you think you'll get their numbers and hang out agan?
can you please mentor mike?
Damn that girl is annoying and completely shameless.
donkey show
Member
As long as you rocked fish fingers, you did good. xD
Hahaha, I'll see after they wake up. :S
Incontinentia Buttocks
Banned
It was somebody's leaving do at work. Spoke to my gf this morning and apparently all my stuff was inside the flat so I must have decided to pop out for some reason and passed out.
Plus yes, it's natural. What you need to worry about is if it's fucked your heart up.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
I've not played Quake (or any PC shooter) for nearly a decade but I'd be up for a few private GAF games if anyone fancies it? Even better, old-skool Quake 1 would rock so hard. And I bet my PC can even run it.
Holy crap donkey show, that sounds like a proper northern night out. Slighly terrifying, grubbily erotic, about as much class as a Ferrero Rocher wrapper used as an ashtray. Loved it. Write an x-rated version and put it on literotica.
donkey show
Member
Nah, she didn't thankfully. Now she's coughing like mad again though. :S
EDIT: oh god the snoring again. >__<
Such an eventful night donkey show. Did anyone at least take some of the fried chicken home?
lmao!
lmao!
donkey show
Member
Nah, chicken dude was left to his own devices with it. It wasn't that great as well. xDSuch an eventful night donkey show. Did anyone at least take some of the fried chicken home?
It honestly has been the wildest night I've had since my army days. My nights are usually tame as fuck in comparison.
Musha_Soturi
Member
Haha, genius. Such an alchy.
Wow, I'm impressed. I also want details about the wild things that then happened.
So, has anything like that happened to you before?
Bought a bag of Bacon Jerky from Tescos on the way to work. Sounds kinda revolting but I guess I'll find out.
This is likely to be the most exciting thing I'll post in here.
non-rounded since the image itself isn't rounded.
This is likely to be the most exciting thing I'll post in here.
non-rounded since the image itself isn't rounded.
donkey show
Member
Well, I definitely need to wash my sheets for one. xD
But not really. Even though I'm pretty extroverted, I'm arguably a nice guy so I really don't pursue or end up in things like this.
Jedeye Sniv said:
Hahaha howay. My middlesbrough peeps taught me well I suppose. All I needed was a parmo to end the night proper.
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