I just found out that there was a Kanye gig in London last week. So late to the party. Were you aware of this f0rk?
Say Mr "I'm not interested"
You lied to me, nofGreen Scarfles
I actually just watched some white guy do a white guy dance and it was amazing.
I prefer watching those people who think they are the shit fail at chatting up the females during nights out.
makes me feel better for some reason
What the hell is a white guy dance? You can't associate dance with skin colour. Dancing is for all and a way of expressing yourself. Don't compartment it.
My entire life is a big dancing white guy
Friend wants to join the uni gym tomorrow and is dragging me with her. Might join up myself finally.
Who knows, maybe I'll stop being self-conscious as a result.
Do you have any male friends?
Do it. Gym is a way of life.
These instruction videos will help you.
How to approach the bench.
How to approach the women folk.
The part about women getting advice if they want it or not is so true it's scary.
Have you got a Dinky T2 from the 60's?
i am so fucking tired but i need to finish othello by 11am jesus christ
I'm not sure if I should be taking these videos seriously or laughing at them... or both.
editing audio from the 1950s for this track I'm writing, having so much fun.
Aw yiss.
I haven't written anything in years, feeling so productive
Stealing PFG ideas I see... I expect a cut of the royalties.
Both. Obviously it's a spoof on the typical dude bro you can encounter at the gym but there's also good advice thrown in there.Yeah, but they're all introverted as fuck and can't be bothered doing things.
I'm not sure if I should be taking these videos seriously or laughing at them... or both.
Have you ever poured a pint from a tap? If so, just lie. If not, just lie.Spent about an hour browsing jobsites
is it weird to find nothing applicable
YOU NEED EXPERIENCE TO WORK IN A GAWD DAMN CALL CENTRE
Even bars are asking for atleast a years experience, the only experience I have is working in a warehouse and arcade
Both. Definitely both.
Both. Obviously it's a spoof on the typical dude bro you can encounter at the gym but there's also good advice thrown in there.
Do it. Gym is a way of life.
These instruction videos will help you.
How to approach the bench.
How to approach the women folk.
The part about women getting advice if they want it or not is so true it's scary.
Don't be intimidated. It can be a little overwhelming but as a general rule, nobody is looking at you or giving a shit about what you're doing (unless you're curling in the squat rack). I put off going back to the gym for years as I wanted to be in relatively good shape before I went, which kind of defeated the purpose. Injured my chest last year so haven't really been able to do much for about 8 monthsI finished that play far quicker than I expected... Might go cash point quickly and get some money for lunch.
The fact that the gym needs advice along with it is kinda intimidating, but I guess that's just me being a bit wary of something alien. The fitness thread reassured me that not everybody at the gym is a dudebro trope at least, so that's nice.
Have you ever poured a pint from a tap? If so, just lie. If not, just lie.
lie about what?
When they ask for experience they mean
Have you been working in a bar for a year, really? Give me a reference pls.
lie about what?
When they ask for experience they mean
Have you been working in a bar for a year, really? Give me a reference pls.
So that's how i get work.. I lie
It is weird to be uncomfortable about this
Don't be intimidated. It can be a little overwhelming but as a general rule, nobody is looking at you or giving a shit about what you're doing (unless you're curling in the squat rack). I put off going back to the gym for years as I wanted to be in relatively good shape before I went, which kind of defeated the purpose. Injured my chest last year so haven't really been able to do much for about 8 months
Spent about an hour browsing jobsites
is it weird to find nothing applicable
YOU NEED EXPERIENCE TO WORK IN A GAWD DAMN CALL CENTRE
Even bars are asking for atleast a years experience, the only experience I have is working in a warehouse and arcade
Times have changed since my day. Got a bar job with no experience, and a call centre job with no experience.
I've never lied about experience, but I think my raw sexuality usually seals the deal
I like your new avatar btw Mike.