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[Chinner]

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Also mdma gaf, got a source for some Yellow rockstars, Any good ?[/QUOTE]


'I've quit drugs' he announced on the Internet.

He was convinced of his conviction that he was a strong man. He knew he was. Was he? Sometimes you never truly believe in yourself, you just have to put on a mask - a front- and just wear it. He knew that that he could do that. After all, he had what any man would ever want to live: The Scottish dream. Many would dream of having their own rented flat, fat stacks and a dream girl that would bring you green bags of love. Yet something was different, he had this, but his own inner demon made him question his so-called dream.

He moved to a mirror and look hard at himself. Could he do this? Could he complete the equation of life by adding just one chemical? Or was he just a fool, another addict, just wanting to put another mask on another failed life. He stalled. Was he just a man, or was he just any man? No, he was Kentpaul.

 

[Phonomezer]

A fish pie always needs some cheese in it. You guys are insane.

GOD yes.

 

[Kentpaul]

'I've quit drugs' he announced on the Internet.

He was convinced of his conviction that he was a strong man. He knew he was. Was he? Sometimes you never truly believe in yourself, you just have to put on a mask - a front- and just wear it. He knew that that he could do that. After all, he had what any man would ever want to live: The Scottish dream. Many would dream of having their own rented flat, fat stacks and a dream girl that would bring you green bags of love. Yet something was different, he had this, but his own inner demon made him question his so-called dream.

He moved to a mirror and look hard at himself. Could he do this? Could he complete the equation of life by adding just one chemical? Or was he just a fool, another addict, just wanting to put another mask on another failed life. He stalled. Was he just a man, or was he just any man? No, he was Kentpaul.

I have quit, I was just asking about them. Hearing about them all over facebook right now.

My serotonin levels have been supplemented back to perfection

 

[Rubbish King]

Sleep it off or get back on it

I think I'm going to throw up
I can fight it...but Im thinking about embracing it so my stomach settles

'I've quit drugs' he announced on the Internet.

He was convinced of his conviction that he was a strong man. He knew he was. Was he? Sometimes you never truly believe in yourself, you just have to put on a mask - a front- and just wear it. He knew that that he could do that. After all, he had what any man would ever want to live: The Scottish dream. Many would dream of having their own rented flat, fat stacks and a dream girl that would bring you green bags of love. Yet something was different, he had this, but his own inner demon made him question his so-called dream.

He moved to a mirror and look hard at himself. Could he do this? Could he complete the equation of life by adding just one chemical? Or was he just a fool, another addict, just wanting to put another mask on another failed life. He stalled. Was he just a man, or was he just any man? No, he was Kentpaul.

You should write a book

 

[Kentpaul]

I'm tired of alcohol getting a free pass when it comes to being a drug.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipE9QFiWhzQ

 

[Lirlond]

Just throw up. If I drink a lot and end up going home earlier than expected I force myself to throw up so I can sleep.

 

[Kentpaul]

Just throw up. If I drink a lot and end up going home earlier than expected I force myself to throw up so I can sleep.

I keep it in so i wake up feeling good.. Then the hangover slowly kicks in during the day.

 

[Rubbish King]

I'm tired of alcohol getting a free pass when it comes to being a drug.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipE9QFiWhzQ

I get what you mean

Just throw up. If I drink a lot and end up going home earlier than expected I force myself to throw up so I can sleep.

but ive had two bottle of lucozade and a bacon sandwich...Id feel bad abut wasting it

 

[Kentpaul]

nothing worse than puking up meat anyway, well milk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8IVONhSEY0

2.56 into the song = the peak of all music

I won't have a hangover for another 24 hours so i will just enjoy life right now. Good feelings feeling good, All good, feeling all good! Can't drink for a few more hours though, Picking up some friends in my 1.2 corsa later. Trance blasting.

Vibes.

1200 cubic centimeters of pure power blasting along

 

[Rubbish King]

I'd say cheerios are the worst

 

[Mikeside]

Throwing up ultra death sauce is the worst

 

[Darren870]

Have you been to Bath?

Might be my favourite city i've visited.

Yep, went last year. Hired a Car and went to Stonehenge too. Was really fun actually.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Yea, Fat Duck looks really good. Its just saving up the £.

The bill last night almost made me cry.

How much was it, if you don't mind me asking

It's a great experience, pain in the arse to get a booking though. If you can, I'd recommend the paired wines to go with the dishes but it looks as if the price of the set menu is nearly double what it was in 2009.

Last time I looked it was £200 a head. So how far in advance should you book?

I imagine Musha's BF looking like jamie t for some reason

Who?

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

Motherfucking bus just drove through a puddle and soaked me. I'm going to have to be dirty for Burger Club tonight

 

[Rubbish King]

Motherfucking bus just drove through a puddle and soaked me. I'm going to have to be dirty for Burger Club tonight

Go home and change?

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

Go home and change?

Meh. With this hangover and my age, if I go home I'm not coming back out.

 

[SteveWD40]

Meh. With this hangover and my age, if I go home I'm not coming back out.

Get sloppy drunk, you won't care.

 

[Chinner]

quote dis if u cry evertim

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

Get sloppy drunk, you won't care.

True. Out last night, out tonight and then out tomorrow for the meet. I think things may get messy.

 

[Suairyu]

quote dis if u cry evertim

i think you need some new friends

 

[Rubbish King]

quote dis if u cry evertim

I saw dis on fasebook

 

[Rubbish King]

Wai what

We dont have foodstamps do we

 

[Little Old Man]

quote dis if u cry evertim

I think there can be no dispute that the UK can learn a lot from North Korea, Afghanistan, and Iran.

 

[Willypiggy]

Wai what

We dont have foodstamps do we

No, we don't and if you cross the border illegally you get kicked out (or at least that's what's meant to happen)

 

[8bit]

Last time I looked it was £200 a head. So how far in advance should you book?

You can only book two months in advance, I was juggling three different phones trying to get through for the specific date I wanted as there was no online booking at that time. There are only about 20 tables and your meal is around 3.5 hours long, so there's probably ~40 sittings per day.

http://www.thefatduck.co.uk/Reservations/

IIRC it was 115 per person and wine was 95 quid each.

 

[SKINNER!]

I'm looking forward to meeting shorty at the ASAP gig this MAY. It will be my first time meeting a gaffer.

Ticket bought. Been listening to his first two albums since Monday and fell head over heels for the production work. I expect this gig to be 2 hours of chilled electronic beats heaven.

Ha! Pheonix just came up on the shuffle.

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

You can only book two months in advance, I was juggling three different phones trying to get through for the specific date I wanted as there was no online booking at that time. There are only about 20 tables and your meal is around 3.5 hours long, so there's probably ~40 sittings per day.

http://www.thefatduck.co.uk/Reservations/

IIRC it was 115 per person and wine was 95 quid each.

I love good food but hate Heston Blumenthal and the pseudo science bullshit he spouts so have resigned myself to the fact that I'll never eat there.

 

[Kentpaul]

Ticket bought. Been listening to his first two albums since Monday and fell head over heels for the production work. I expect this gig to be 2 hours of chilled electronic beats heaven.

Ha! Pheonix just came up on the shuffle.

I heard kendrick rapping his verse on fucking problems in january, It's going to be weird hearing asap doing his part to the track in may lol. Hearing two parts of the same song live in the same year. Hows everyone handling there subway surfers addiction ?

Hoping ferg goes his 100 million roses track

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZpsn2j5JH0

Shit would sound fantastic with the big ass gig speakers

 

[f0rk]

I heard kendrick rapping his verse on fucking problems, It's going to be weird hearing asap doing his part to the track lol.

Hearing two parts of the same song live in the same year.

If you go see Drake you will have heard all 3 verses in order of worst to best

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Didn't get that apprenticeship position.

It's like opening your mouth knowing you'll get shot down the throat, isn't it sometimes?

Hot.

 

[f0rk]

Didn't get that apprenticeship position.

Keep trucking, you'll get there

 

[Kentpaul]

If you go see Drake you will have heard all 3 verses in order of worst to best

To many kids go to drake gigs, Would be fucking fucked trying to jump and down fist pumping with smallings each side of me. It nearly ruined my professor green gig.

The main reason i love fucking problems is that it sounds incredible in my car. Such a perfect singe. Fo ShO

 

[f0rk]

It nearly ruined my professor green gig.

Professor Green ruined that gig, he doesn't need any help

 

[Kentpaul]

Professor Green ruined that gig, he doesn't need any help

I'm a big fan of Professor Green. So to me the gig was pretty damn ace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLfEU5lelUM

So good, Makes me want to drive round hackney in a stolen ford focus with music blasting

 

[Messofanego]

new 8 out 10 Cats today!

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/...exclusive-video-interview-with-jon-richardson

Jon Richardson has quite the number of female admirers

 

[Kentpaul]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSrVQES7Y-Q

British eminem. I almost like Pro green more than i like GIGGS.

 

[Hot Coldman]

'I've quit drugs' he announced on the Internet.

He was convinced of his conviction that he was a strong man. He knew he was. Was he? Sometimes you never truly believe in yourself, you just have to put on a mask - a front- and just wear it. He knew that that he could do that. After all, he had what any man would ever want to live: The Scottish dream. Many would dream of having their own rented flat, fat stacks and a dream girl that would bring you green bags of love. Yet something was different, he had this, but his own inner demon made him question his so-called dream.

He moved to a mirror and look hard at himself. Could he do this? Could he complete the equation of life by adding just one chemical? Or was he just a fool, another addict, just wanting to put another mask on another failed life. He stalled. Was he just a man, or was he just any man? No, he was Kentpaul.

stop being so cliquey ffs

Jon Richardson has quite the number of female admirers

Yeah, I've known pretty of girls who love them some Richardson.

Spoiler

never anyone hot, mind

 

[Jackben]

IDK why Chinner doesn't do more creative writing, it's always really good.

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

Didn't get that apprenticeship position.



Hot.

Bad luck, mane.

 

[Darren870]

How much was it, if you don't mind me asking

Little over £600

The Fat Duck Tasting menu is £200 and the wine pairing will probably be £100 or so. So figure £300 a head plus 12.5 tip.

 

[Rubbish King]

Watched Atlantis, fucking love that movie

I say watched..but i slept through the entire thing

Feeling better, but i got cocky and sat up quickly and now i feel sick all over again

new 8 out 10 Cats today!

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/...exclusive-video-interview-with-jon-richardson

Jon Richardson has quite the number of female admirers

you are being a life saver today, stopping me from being bored and self loathing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSrVQES7Y-Q

British eminem. I almost like Pro green more than i like GIGGS.

I actually love pro green, I used to watch his battles online, so sick..

I preferred him with shit teeth though

Didn't get that apprenticeship position.

Unlucky mang, ive got a job interview tomorrow....




Oh yeah, Kent, what did you wear to the interview, I know mikeside says wear a suit to most things but im not sure i should for this one

 

[Kentpaul]

I cant keep my eyes of them in the upper clapton dance video.

Its like the guy went weeks without flossing. Eww

 

[Mikeside]

It'll do you no harm, Tash

Work is trying my patience today.
I'm building a bunch of random laptops with a corporate image for our customer & they're all failing with different issues. Have sorted all but the last one now, I'm so bore of this.

Gotta high tail it over to High Wycombe to drop them off when I'm done. Another late finish for me. Motherfucking computers.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

new 8 out 10 Cats today!

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/...exclusive-video-interview-with-jon-richardson

Jon Richardson has quite the number of female admirers

Really? Eww, can't see why

stop being so cliquey ffs



Yeah, I've known pretty of girls who love them some Richardson.

Spoiler

never anyone hot, mind

See above

Little over £600

The Fat Duck Tasting menu is £200 and the wine pairing will probably be £100 or so. So figure £300 a head plus 12.5 tip.

That for the 2 of you? Yowch. Yeah I figured Fat Duck will be the equivalent of a cheap holiday in Spain, I've started saving now, figured we can probably afford it end of summer maybe!

 

[Hot Coldman]

Really? Eww, can't see why

See above

Hey, I agree with you, he seems really mousey in a kinda off-putting way. Also, he's a comedian. Comedians aren't attractive.

Spoiler

apart from Tina Fey

 

[Suairyu]

IDK why Chinner doesn't do more creative writing, it's always really good.

crushing sense of inadequacy masked by being an internet forum funny guy

 

[Darren870]

That for the 2 of you? Yowch. Yeah I figured Fat Duck will be the equivalent of a cheap holiday in Spain, I've started saving now, figured we can probably afford it end of summer maybe!

Yepppp. I thought of that the min I got the bill. Haha.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Hey, I agree with you, he seems really mousey in a kinda off-putting way. Also, he's a comedian. Comedians aren't attractive.

Spoiler

apart from Tina Fey

There's an American comedian who talks about nerdy stuff who's pretty hot. Can't remember his name though.

I used to have a crush on Jack Dee when I was younger. And if you're including musical funny men, I totally would ruin Tim Minchin.

 

[Jackben]

Hell yeah, Tim Minchin is the shit.

crushing sense of inadequacy masked by being an internet forum funny guy

The correct answer was actually: apathy for wasting talent on an internet forum when you'll find more success just being a funny guy.

 

[Rubbish King]

crushing sense of inadequacy masked by being an internet forum funny guy

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