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[Rubbish King]

http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/08/justin-bieber-fight-photog-bouncers-london-video/
What do we think guise

 

[SKINNER!]

The main reason i love fucking problems is that it sounds incredible in my car. Such a perfect singe. Fo ShO

Bumpin' Goldie on the car stereo too! sogood.gif

Did Kendrick perform his verse on 1train and Game's "The City" too?

 

[phisheep]

Had a day off today. A proper day off for the first time in, I think, about three years.

Spent all day in bed. Feels good.

 

[Suairyu]

phisheep you said you walked around with lighting kits etc.

also in the EU thread you had students

i am deeply interested in these developments and would like to hear more

could you clarify for the court exactly what it is you do in life outside of beads?

 

[f0rk]

phisheep you said you walked around with lighting kits etc.

also in the EU thread you had students

i am deeply interested in these developments and would like to hear more

could you clarify for the court exactly what it is you do in life outside of beads?

Isn't it a did in life? Now it's all bees all the time

 

[fizzelopeguss]

http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/08/justin-bieber-fight-photog-bouncers-london-video/
What do we think guise

Pissing down with rain and telling some spoiled, entitled yank with a condom hat to fuck off back to america.

God i love this country.

 

[BGBW]

God i love this country.

 

[donkey show]

Pissing down with rain and telling some spoiled, entitled yank with a condom hat to fuck off back to america.

God i love this country.

 

[phisheep]

phisheep you said you walked around with lighting kits etc.

also in the EU thread you had students

i am deeply interested in these developments and would like to hear more

could you clarify for the court exactly what it is you do in life outside of beads?

Isn't it a did in life? Now it's all bees all the time

Long life. Done lots of things.

Did a lot of maths at school. Done nuclear physics, psychology, physiology, philosophy and law at various universities.

Taught maths and law.

Done programming, management accounting, team management and senior-ish management professionally.

Played recorder, timpani, drums, clarinet, banjo, sax and keyboard. Sang tenor, baritone and bass in male voice and mixed choirs.

Reasonably competent at snooker & pool, played wing, scrumhalf and hooker at rugby.

Learning photography in spare time between bead shop. No pro work yet but I'm getting better.

You might gather that I like variety!

 

[fizzelopeguss]

He is on the iOS thread a lot, much like me he finds this thread not only moves too fast but is rife with "in jokes" from a bunch who know each in irl.

Not whining, just le facts.

Damnit uncle dave, stop being a soft cunt and drag yourself out of that purgatory. We can't let the filthy londoners take over.

 

[Rubbish King]

Long life. Done lots of things.

Did a lot of maths at school. Done nuclear physics, psychology, physiology, philosophy and law at various universities.

Taught maths and law.

Done programming, management accounting, team management and senior-ish management professionally.

Played recorder, timpani, drums, clarinet, banjo, sax and keyboard. Sang tenor, baritone and bass in male voice and mixed choirs.

Reasonably competent at snooker & pool, played wing, scrumhalf and hooker at rugby.

Learning photography in spare time between bead shop. No pro work yet but I'm getting better.

You might gather that I like variety!

Holy shit

 

[fizzelopeguss]

Long life. Done lots of things.

Did a lot of maths at school. Done nuclear physics, psychology, physiology, philosophy and law at various universities.

Taught maths and law.

Done programming, management accounting, team management and senior-ish management professionally.

Played recorder, timpani, drums, clarinet, banjo, sax and keyboard. Sang tenor, baritone and bass in male voice and mixed choirs.

Reasonably competent at snooker & pool, played wing, scrumhalf and hooker at rugby.

Learning photography in spare time between bead shop. No pro work yet but I'm getting better.

You might gather that I like variety!

Renaissance man.

 

[phisheep]

Holy shit

You're young Tash. Plenty of time yet for you.

Renaissance man.

Oh, I forgot - I taught some sociology as well. Piece of cake that one. And the public speaking (biggest audience about 2,000). And the flower arranging prizes, but that was a long time ago.

It's surprising listing it all down like this. When I was a kid I never thought I'd be able to do anything.

 

[Little Old Man]

Just had this on my Facebook wall.

This Conversation makes me Cry!!

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."
SON: "Oh! (With his head down).
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"
The father was furious.
DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"

SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".
DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling.
SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"

SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.

"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love? If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family and friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

Some things are more important.

 

[noffles]

I don't love anyone.

 

[Rubbish King]

You confuse me with someone who gives a feel

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Someone kidnap me and force me to go to this reunion. Agency sucks.

 

[BGBW]

I wish I made the equivalent of $100 an hour.

 

[Little Old Man]

Link? I want to annoy the guy. Yes guy.

 

[Chinner]

crushing sense of inadequacy masked by being an internet forum funny guy

The correct answer was actually: apathy for wasting talent on an internet forum when you'll find more success just being a funny guy.

thanks bro.

truth is probably in the middle somewhere abouts.

 

[Rubbish King]

Link? I want to annoy the guy. Yes guy.

what are you talking about?

Someone kidnap me and force me to go to this reunion. Agency sucks.

Just go! What about agencies?

I wish I made the equivalent of $100 an hour.

That's like £6 an hour man

 

[Little Old Man]

what are you talking about?

The guy who posted that lovely tale was a guy.

 

[Rubbish King]

The guy who posted that lovely tale was a guy.

Oh right

 

[Hystzen]

Amazing how facebook has fallen into repost this story or stupid pictures that people believe are real ...sure that brain inside that KFC drumstick is real.

 

[Rubbish King]

Amazing how facebook has fallen into repost this story or stupid pictures that people believe are real ...sure that brain inside that KFC drumstick is real.

It's depressing

 

[Little Old Man]

Amazing how facebook has fallen into repost this story or stupid pictures that people believe are real ...sure that brain inside that KFC drumstick is real.

Same as any website. Starts off very fresh and unique, grows in size exponentially, new features and ideas fed into it, more and more growth. Then it tries to attract the mainstream, changing the experience and design, sometimes for the better, others for the worse. User base flattens out here, and from there things remain in a steady state, or drop off.

In FBs case the lead up to floating onto the stockmarket and everything since has been geared towards ad revenue to please share holders. Hence pages being able to sponsor posts, with adverts and shared rubbish spaming news feeds.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

I hide people from my timeline if they post stupid shit.

 

[Reknoc]

Amazing how facebook has fallen into repost this story or stupid pictures that people believe are real ...sure that brain inside that KFC drumstick is real.

fallen?

 

[Rubbish King]

This is probably one of the worst hangovers I've ever had

Just the duration has killed me..

I still want to throw up

 

[Musha_Soturi]

I very rarely get shit like that on my wall, if I do it's generally from distant relatives and I remove them from my news feed immediately.

My friends are cool.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

Tash you need to man up, it's a hangover.

Imagine how I felt one time after drinking 10 pints of Guiness and various beers, needless to say I did not get home that night.

 

[Mr. Sam]

So, uh, this Steam thing - is there a BritGAF group or something along those lines? I'm phenomenally late to the party and still finding my feet.

 

[runlikehell]

I never understand why people ask these questions in relationships.

If you're asking these questions, either you're pushing to hear that your OH just whacks off thinking about you or you're trying to start an argument.

What do you think about?

What did you say you thought about? Or should I not ask?

I tried to sugar-coat my answer but he kept calling me on the bullshit I was spouting. I think about past sexual encounters - which he feels is bad because it gives the impression that I want to go and fuck other people. Which I don't, for what it's worth.

It was just stupid and he was looking for an argument for no reason and he wouldn't drop the subject, so I went and had a joint and fell asleep on the sofa. Subsequently I was bitched at for leaving him alone in bed. Dafuq.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Hey, I agree with you, he seems really mousey in a kinda off-putting way. Also, he's a comedian. Comedians aren't attractive.

Spoiler

apart from Tina Fey

I have a bit of a thing for Josie Long in that chunky nerdy girl kinda way. And Amy Poeller from parks and rec, she's just so lovely and cool. Sarah Silverman wins all with her sexy Jewishness though. Om nom nom.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Just had this on my Facebook wall.

"oh chair, you're always there for me"

 

[Rubbish King]

Tash you need to man up, it's a hangover.

Imagine how I felt one time after drinking 10 pints of Guiness and various beers, needless to say I did not get home that night.

I havent had a real hangover in YEARS

YEARS

AND IM ONLY 19

I tried to sugar-coat my answer but he kept calling me on the bullshit I was spouting. I think about past sexual encounters - which he feels is bad because it gives the impression that I want to go and fuck other people. Which I don't, for what it's worth.

It was just stupid and he was looking for an argument for no reason and he wouldn't drop the subject, so I went and had a joint and fell asleep on the sofa. Subsequently I was bitched at for leaving him alone in bed. Dafuq.

ouch..
It was a lose lose situation

So, uh, this Steam thing - is there a BritGAF group or something along those lines? I'm phenomenally late to the party and still finding my feet.

Only GAF gold members are allowed

 

[Mikeside]

So, uh, this Steam thing - is there a BritGAF group or something along those lines? I'm phenomenally late to the party and still finding my feet.

Add me on steam (same username) and I'll invite you

 

[SKINNER!]

Getting my first ever tooth filling at the end of the month. Clean sheet has ended. That'll teach me for brushing my teeth twice a day and substituting fizzy drinks for fruit juices. Meh, It was inevitable anyway.

 

[Rubbish King]

Getting my first ever tooth filling at the end of the month. Clean sheet has ended. That'll teach me for brushing my teeth twice a day and substituting fizzy drinks for fruit juices. Meh, It was inevitable anyway.

I'm fucking petrified... I havent been to the dentist in ages, and I know it's going to fucking SUCK

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I think I'm going guys.

 

[Rubbish King]

WOO GO Cheezmo!!!!!!

 

[Musha_Soturi]

I think I'm going guys.

We're here for you Cheez

 

[Jackben]

I think I'm going guys.

You can do it.

 

[SKINNER!]

I'm fucking petrified... I havent been to the dentist in ages, and I know it's going to fucking SUCK

Is the dentist not free under the NHS? You should at least have been going for checkups.

I think I'm going guys.

Have fun Cheezmo. Just be cool and stay away from Gaf for the night.

 

[Rubbish King]

Is the dentist not free under the NHS? You should at least have been going for checkups.

I do actually have to register to a dentist and doctors surgery..


just watched Big Fish for the first time

Fucking. Awesome.

 

[Mr. Sam]

Add me on steam (same username) and I'll invite you

Done and done. And I mean done.

 

[Mikeside]

Holy shit I just had a terrifying moment.

I must've accidentally opened a 'special movie' in the background on my PC, walked out of my room to get a drink.

When I come back, there's loud sex talk going on, I panic and turn it off, then realize THANK FUCK, mum is outside having a cigarette, none the wiser.




...when am I moving out, again?!

 

[Rubbish King]

Holy shit I just had a terrifying moment.

I must've accidentally opened a 'special movie' in the background on my PC, walked out of my room to get a drink.

When I come back, there's loud sex talk going on, I panic and turn it off, then realize THANK FUCK, mum is outside having a cigarette, none the wiser.




...when am I moving out, again?!

ahh porn scares are hilarious

I've never been properly caught weapon in hand though

 

[Suairyu]

...when am I moving out, again?!

I'm moving out tomorrow.

Enjoy your life.

 

[BGBW]

My mother still likes to tease if she catches me switching tabs when she walk in. Thing is I'm always flipping through tabs especially on GAF so I have nothing to hide.

Anything dodgy would have been closed long ago.