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[SKINNER!]

I do actually have to register to a dentist and doctors surgery..


just watched Big Fish for the first time

Fucking. Awesome.

Oh yeah, I forgot about the hassle of finding a dentist.

I've never been properly caught weapon in hand though

Same. Came close once. Windows 98. 56K modem. On the PC in the study room. I hear mother running around the house looking for a comb or something. She eventually gets to the stairs so I go to minimize the screen. Fuck! the PC froze and I'm desperately clicking on the close button. click, click, click click!! The hour glass cursor is still present with a pair of tits and bush on fullscreen. " Where on earth did I put it?" She walks into the room and at point I closed my eyes and accepted my fate. "This is it." Sweat gushing from the back of my neck. She finds what she was looking for, grabs the item. "I'll be back in an hour" Kiss on the head. I open my eyes and see my desktop and icons.

Thanks God for passing up on some starving/sick kid to save my ass that day.

 

[Rubbish King]

My mother still likes to tease if she catches me switching tabs when she walk in. Thing is I'm always flipping through tabs especially on GAF so I have nothing to hide.

Anything dodgy would have been closed long ago.

My mum doesnt know enough about computers to understand that

Oh yeah, I forgot about the hassle of finding a dentist.



Same. Came close once. Windows 98. 56K modem. On the PC in the study room. I hear mother running around the house looking for a comb or something. She eventually gets to the stairs so I go to minimize the screen. Fuck! the PC froze and I'm desperately clicking on the close button. click, click, click click!! The hour glass cursor is still present with a pair of tits and bush on fullscreen. " Where on earth did I put it?" She walks into the room and at point I closed my eyes and accepted my fate. "This is it." Sweat gushing from the back of my neck. She finds what she was looking for, grabs the item. "I'll be back in an hour" Kiss on the head. I open my eyes and see my desktop and icons.

Thanks God for passing up on some starving/sick kid to save my ass that day.

LOL, that was a great read..

I think the worst was when my mum walked in as my vinegar strokes kicked in...i dont think she noticed as i concealed it well and i was in bed under the covers.... with a normal film on the tv with the lights off. She probably thought I was stoned or something

 

[Mr. Sam]

Add me on steam (same username) and I'll invite you

I'm Professor Sam.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

I just thought that I'd finally been able to load my city from earlier in Sim City, but I ended up in spectator mode.

What the fuck?

City building features have been removed I bet.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Suairyu]

What I like most about the new SimCity is that it shows how reasonable Diablo III's always online connection is.

 

[BGBW]

I sure hope MS stick with their always online plans after seeing SimCity's performance(!)

 

[Deaf Spacker]

What I like most about the new SimCity is that it shows how reasonable Diablo III's always online connection is.

I sure hope MS stick with their always online plans after seeing SimCity's performance(!)

If I didn't know how good it was from the five hours I managed to play today I'd have given up.

 

[Reknoc]

more like

shamcity

 

[Deaf Spacker]

more like

shamcity

Sim Shitty.

 

[Suairyu]

Will always have the pinnacle of the genre, SimCity 4.

 

[f0rk]

What I like most about the new SimCity is that it shows how reasonable Diablo III's always online connection is.

Well Blizzard probably have more experience running that stuff than anybody. EA/Maxis clearly came into this woefully unprepared.

It was running OK when I was playing this morning but it seems the after work/school crowd broke it's back again.

 

[Hot Coldman]

I never gave a fuck about SimCity, but if they touch Theme Hospital I'll fucking kill 'em all

 

[Deaf Spacker]

What about Theme Park?

 

[Hot Coldman]

What about Theme Park?

I liked Theme Park World, but I had more fun with Hospital. I found it way more charming and interesting. The fake diseases were always fun.

 

[BGBW]

That would imply that Bullfrog is alive.

 

[Reknoc]

Theme Hospital > Theme Park.

Mostly because I sucked at theme park and always made the dude hang himself or whatever.

 

[Hot Coldman]

That would imply that Bullfrog is alive.

Eh, EA could always bring it back if they wanted to. I figured SimCity was dead in the water after Will Wright left, and here we are. (Obviously it's a lot more popular than the Theme games ever were but you get the idea)

 

[Hystzen]

Weren't they planning a Dungeon Keeper 3 game at one point, they can pretty much bring back any bullfrog game they want if feel like it.

look at that Theme park they did

 

[Suairyu]

I just found an uncashed cheque for £125 in my wallet.

Looks like I'll be buying those upgrades for my PC guilt-free.

 

[Jackben]

I just thought that I'd finally been able to load my city from earlier in Sim City, but I ended up in spectator mode.

What the fuck?

City building features have been removed I bet.

Jesus Christ.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=521247

tl;dr:

EA: It's your fault for enjoying the game so much.

 

[f0rk]

What is a cheque

 

[BGBW]

What is a cheque

The punchline from a Goodness Gracious Me sketch.

 

[SKINNER!]

Theme Hospital > Theme Park.

So true.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Guys I just watched John Carter.

And I kinda liked it.

Am I going to hell now?

 

[Hystzen]

Guys I just watched John Carter.

And I kinda liked it.

Am I going to hell now?

No I think its a well done film that Disney screwed over by giving it $100 million on promotion which they wasted so it could never get box office numbers to warrant a sequel.

 

[noffles]

My Dad has thrown money my way...

...and the meet is tomorrow...

...but I have work to do.

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

My Dad has thrown money my way...

...and the meet is tomorrow...

...but I have work to do.

Meet, motherfucker.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

My Dad has thrown money my way...

...and the meet is tomorrow...

...but I have work to do.

Come to the meeeeeeet!!! Or at least some of it.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Guys I just watched John Carter.

And I kinda liked it.

Am I going to hell now?

Let me introduce you to a dashing young man called Scullibundo

 

[f0rk]

Let me introduce you to a dashing young man called Scullibundo

Don't mention anything you've ever seen unless he talks about it first though, you might spoil it

 

[NinjaFridge]

No I think its a well done film that Disney screwed over by giving it $100 million on promotion which they wasted so it could never get box office numbers to warrant a sequel.

I haven't seen it but a $200 million budget probably didn't help. Why did they give an IP like that such a huge budget?

 

[Hystzen]

I haven't seen it but a $200 million budget probably didn't help. Why did they give an IP like that such a huge budget?

The film budget just kept getting larger and larger for no reason but giving that much for just marketing is stupid. Disney being Disney if it not got dancing kids or something to sell to kids they have no clue.

 

[Mikeside]

My Dad has thrown money my way...

...and the meet is tomorrow...

...but I have work to do.

Oh man, you have to come along now!
Even just for an hour or two

 

[Hystzen]

Man I think im falling in love with Adam Sessler his work for Rev3 with his youtube videos are great so are his reviews

 

[f0rk]

Wow man HOTS comes out next week, that's snuck up on me. Too many games this month yo

 

[3Sixty]

After bragging about how empty my gym is a 1/2am there was about 14 people in there tonight!

Inconsiderate bastards.

 

[Suairyu]

After bragging about how empty my gym is a 1/2am there was about 14 people in there tonight!

Inconsiderate bastards.

Be sure to grunt louder than them when doing your shrugs to put them in their place.

 

[3Sixty]

I only grunt doing shrugs because i always hit my nuts with the bar.

 

[noffles]

Going to go gym later on this morning. I'm on my own this time though, so I'll take a pair of headphones so I'm not completely bored. My legs are a bit achy the moment too, so it'll be fun to see how long I last before I bail the fuck out.

Edit: Actually, fuck that. I'll go tonight when it's relatively empty.

 

[Rubbish King]

MORNING GAF
Jog was shitty but today is the day...job interview at half ten

train to victoria is at 11:20

This gonna be tight

Guys I just watched John Carter.

And I kinda liked it.

Am I going to hell now?

I love that film

My Dad has thrown money my way...

...and the meet is tomorrow...

...but I have work to do.

COME TO THE MEET!!!!
Srsly I dont want to be the only youngen'

I haven't seen it but a $200 million budget probably didn't help. Why did they give an IP like that such a huge budget?

It was pretty crazy i must say, you could see the money was well spent on fx n stoof, but the advertising was awful

Going to go gym later on this morning. I'm on my own this time though, so I'll take a pair of headphones so I'm not completely bored. My legs are a bit achy the moment too, so it'll be fun to see how long I last before I bail the fuck out.

Edit: Actually, fuck that. I'll go tonight when it's relatively empty.

But thee meeeeett uppp!

 

[Suairyu]

Is BritGAF witnessing a fitness revolution?

 

[Rubbish King]

Is BritGAF witnessing a fitness revolution?

Im not sure

 

[noffles]

Is BritGAF witnessing a fitness revolution?

My legs feel like bricks and they ache. I'm hoping that's a good thing and an answer to your question, albeit not a blunt one.

 

[Rubbish King]

Wow I caught that train by the skin of me teeth

 

[BGBW]

The joy of only needing to catch one bus to get there. I suppose I need to go to the bank before hand to get some cash out.

 

[Incontinentia Buttocks]

The joy of only needing to catch one bus to get there. I suppose I need to go to the bank before hand to get some cash out.

One bus gaf is best gaf. 24 for me. route that is not buses.

 

[Suairyu]

Just spent £300 on new PC parts, but technically only will pay £175 on account of the uncashed cheque I found.

Excellent.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Blegh

 

[Little Old Man]

I only grunt doing shrugs because i always hit my nuts with the bar.

Bitch hiss time!

Blegh

Good night?

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Good night?

Was alright. Didn't meet the people and left after one drink to go to my usual hangout.

Proceeded to get far too drunk and threw up a bunch of times (felt good man).

Then I got home and fell asleep with my laptop on. I hope whoever turned it off didn't snoop >.>