He was doing okay until he thought vivisection was ideal small talk matter.
The guy is actually my hero.
It would have been a great conversation if she wasn't PRO animal testing.
What the fuck was that about?
I was doing OK with my chat-up line in the queue to go out for cigarettes - I was asking girls if they wanted to start a grassroots punk rock band to write songs about how queuing for cigarettes is bullshit.
Except I used it every time I went for one, and I'm fairly sure I used it on the same girl twice.
I want to read Mikes guide to dating (non chinner version)
I'll provide you with the full length anecdotes of the evening later, when I don't feel like I'm dying.
Suffice to say, Musha was a good wingman, but I don't feel my charm pulled through and got me the last mile. The first girl I bought a drink for high tailed it before she even drank the drink.