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Mikeside

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He was doing okay until he thought vivisection was ideal small talk matter.

The guy is actually my hero.

It would have been a great conversation if she wasn't PRO animal testing.
What the fuck was that about?



I was doing OK with my chat-up line in the queue to go out for cigarettes - I was asking girls if they wanted to start a grassroots punk rock band to write songs about how queuing for cigarettes is bullshit.

Except I used it every time I went for one, and I'm fairly sure I used it on the same girl twice.


I want to read Mikes guide to dating (non chinner version)

I'll provide you with the full length anecdotes of the evening later, when I don't feel like I'm dying.

Suffice to say, Musha was a good wingman, but I don't feel my charm pulled through and got me the last mile. The first girl I bought a drink for high tailed it before she even drank the drink.
 
I want to hear all about the meet!

Also, I think I have a problem:

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SKINNER!

Banned
Snowing outside and I'm planning to climb the Scott Monument in Edinburgh today with my camera. The view from up top is going to be tight yo!

Deaf, That's an addiction. Seek professional help ;)

Edit: Fuck, it doesn't open until April.
 

Suairyu

Banned
A problem? Deaf Spacker, you've got a miracle.

You've actually managed to have multiple hours playing SimCity.

You'll have to tell all the other would-be players locked out due to server troubles what your secret is!
 
Do I win the prize for most drunken gaffer this time?

Sorry I wasn't a better wingman Mike. I did try though right?

Don't remember much after getting to the club.
 

f0rk

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A problem? Deaf Spacker, you've got a miracle.

You've actually managed to have multiple hours playing SimCity.

You'll have to tell all the other would-be players locked out due to server troubles what your secret is!
The game seemed pretty stable for me yesterday but there's a lot of stuff that doesn't seem to work properly between cities in a region

Are you going to pick up HotS or have you but played Wings of Liberty yet
 

Mikeside

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Do I win the prize for most drunken gaffer this time?

Sorry I wasn't a better wingman Mike. I did try though right?

Don't remember much after getting to the club.

Yeah, I think you definitely got most drunken GAFer prize

You tried, in the wingman department, I thought it had worked for a minute there, the vivisection girl was definitely going somewhere until it all went horribly wrong.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Mike I mean this in the friendliest way, but that haircut really isn't going to do you any favors with the ladies. Even Justin Bieber has abandoned it (besides also getting buff).
 

Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
Ahh I just woke up and im not going to get to sleep on time

fook

Atleast the second part to top gear's on tonight

I personally thought that Mikes hair was sexual dynamite
 

Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
Why are people fascinated to what i look like....

It's quite obvious

i cant wait to see the rest of the pics though

I pulled some of the shittest heads ever

EDIT: my hair was very unruly for most of the day, you're gonna have to give me some grooming tips noffles, although I'm assuming its a justin beiber ting
 

Hystzen

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Man Scooby Doo 2 film is shit but Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alica Silverstone and Linda Cardellini its like a teenage nostalgia threesome
 

Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
Who's going to be watching top gear

Almost a 10th of this thread is Tash, and the top 20% is controlled by 3 posters!

We need more equality guys! We are the 44% !!!

I was grilled by Musha for this, Ima try and post less, I was ordered to go out more, socialise and have lots of sex
 
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