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donkey show
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Yeah, it sucks a bit especially when you're in a city that isn't too big. The difference between Sheffield and Manchester is huge, but I'm not looking to hit up snake pass to get there all the time. I've been kinda getting on a lucky streak lately with girls responding to messages I've sent ages ago and getting numbers soon after. This other girl I'm texting told me she lives about 2 miles away from where I am. Plus she asked me "do you even lift" so I'm somewhat in love. xD
My problem is that I'm so close to London that all I get are matches from London, as opposed to girls from around here.
donkey show
Member
Ah damn. That search radius should be a little smaller than 25 miles.
Deaf Spacker
Memb
Haha, I'm not in the least offended.
Can you even listen to music?
(not a mean question...more curiosity...)
Yeah, I can listen to music.
I should try to elaborate, I wear a hearing aid in each ear and with them I can hear pretty much okay apart from in a really busy environment such as a pub or club, poor lighting doesn't help either.
Without the hearing aids I'm much worse hearing wise, I rely on lip reading much more. And as an example I wouldn't be able to make out what my girlfriend was saying if she was laying in bed next to me in the dark and not facing me.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
morning GAF
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search
Quite funny to see what each country demands for in porn....funny how popular lisa ann is over here aswell!
I'm still ill and feeling even worse today
What you guys doing for the weekend?
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search
Quite funny to see what each country demands for in porn....funny how popular lisa ann is over here aswell!
I'm still ill and feeling even worse today
What you guys doing for the weekend?
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Phew!
How do hearing aids work anyway? Are they like microphones just amplifying what's around, or is it a little more sciency? And it's funny what you say about pubs and clubs, I can't ever hear shit in those places either. In that way you're aqctualyl (edit: how the fuck did I mangle that word so bad?? ACTUALLY) at an advantage in those situations since you can lipread (it's all about finding those silver linings lol)
Not clicking that link at work, no sir. I might well use my phone to find out who Lisa Ann is though... hmmm...
I can't say I've really had an adult film star that I was into since Riley Mason quit, and that was years ago. Last I heard you could hire her services in Florida from about $300 an hour. That would be the best holiday EVER.
Weekend? Looking up Lisa Ann I guess! Plus the usual nerd shit on Saturday followed by band practice on Sunday. Last one before the gig in London next saturday - headlining at the Hope and Anchor in Islington if anyone is in the area.
EDIT: looked up Lisa Ann. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Need to find something else to do on Saturday now...
Am hoping to be there, buddy - living on about £60 for the rest of this month and I have a wedding to go to on Saturday, so we'll see how funds are, but I'm trying!
donkey show
Member
A ton. >__>
Morning morning. Gonna have a party at mine's tomorrow night with a bunch of workmates and whomever else comes along really. Good times.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Ouch and I thought I was skint! Well no worries if you can't make it man, I don't expect home counties folks to make it up to London anyway, it's a mega trek to see a band you've already seen and can see again. I have no idea if there will even be an audience, this will probably be our last London show for the forseeable future since it's just not worth the effort for the return. That last show was funny but also a total waste of everyone's time. The music scene is far too fragmented up there. Althought it does seem that we'll at least be getting a bit more promotion, apparently we're being played on Radio Shoreditch soon lol
Deaf Spacker
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My hearing aids are both digital and there's three modes:
T Switch (loop systems in cinemas etc).
Filter (absolutely shit, it tries to guess what you 'want' to hear and filter out excess background noise, trouble is the volume increase/decrease is really noticeable and off putting.
Amplify is where it's the same as filter but the volume is constant so I prefer that mode.
My hearing aids can be hooked up to a computer and 'programmed' but it's not something that the average user can do.
To be honest I am starting to consider going down the route of getting a chip implanted (I can't remember what it's called) but I've read that the sound the user hears is really different to conventional sounds so it might not be for me. Plus you have to be pretty near profound deaf levels to get it done.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Oh wow, the idea of a chip is really neat. I like that post-human idea. If the sounds are different, wouldn't it be cool if they were better?? Like if you could hear ultra and infrasound. and you could tell people you're a cyborg then too.
Seriously, I am going to be so augmented by the time I'm 60. I can't wait.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Hdmi to hdmi mini.. Twenty quid.. Bahh
Lisa ann
Nice! Hope it goes well!
She's like the best in the biz, the mild of porn
Yeah dude, I can't wait to go all Adam Jensen. What's the first implant you want?
I want one of those NFC style things that can unlock doors and shit implanted into my wrist
I am your saviour once again.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
I want retinal implants. Google Glass is a good first step but I want 360 degree augmented reality all the time. It will be an absolute game changer. Some implant for regulating metabolism would be nice too, it would be cool to be able to eat as much as I want without getting fat(ter).
Imagine - subdermal implants for interactive, changeable tattoos. Eyes that can see radiowaves, or magnify to microscopic levels.
I think I need neon dreadlocks, I'm a closet transhuman.
edit: customisable facial hair! Like an iron filing beard!
Incontinentia Buttocks
Banned
Absolutely nothing, my first lazy weekend in a while. Have an eye test tomorrow but that's about it. I may spend a little time sulking about my local pub boycott as Lucky Chip have started selling their burgers there.
Went into tescos to get some gum, and something caught my eye. It was these sweets called Brain Blasterz which has stuff like "MEGA SOUR" and "NOT FOR WIMPS" on the box. Now I'm a massive fan of sour stuff, bonus points if it can make me cry, but all sour sweets are shit and barely sour at all so I'm all "challenge excepted Brain Blasterz".
oh shit they own so hard, they're like sour Nerdz, and they're actually pretty sour. The lemon flavour ones are like sucking a lemon.
oh shit they own so hard, they're like sour Nerdz, and they're actually pretty sour. The lemon flavour ones are like sucking a lemon.
I'm going to PM you my phone number and you're to give it to every 19 year old female you find on OK Cupid.
Cool?
Cool, cheers. Tell them your nickname is Tash and I'll play along.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Do you tweek your nips and call yourself names at the same time?
donkey show
Member
I'm down bro. Let's do it... wait... gimme your number for reals! :O
Nah, I'd be really awkward about random females on OK Cupid having my number and phoning me. >_>
donkey show
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Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
YOU WOULD BE
If i had patience..
I've already bought it because I can wait no longer.. teehee
Just installing drivers and stuff now so should be having a fun day today ^_^
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
good man.
But I wanted to call you, maybe.
But you're not a cute girl, man.
Speaking of girls though, my main squeeze for pointless text flirting has decided to make a return. Yay!
YOU WOULD BE
If i had patience..
I've already bought it because I can wait no longer.. teehee
Just installing drivers and stuff now so should be having a fun day today ^_^
What games do you have on PC?
Do you have a headset?
Also, finally tell me what graphics card you have!!!
Let's play something tonight.
donkey show
Member
BRITGAF PLAYS TITT
You're missing out on what could be...
that image is false because there is no penguin cap
donkey show
Member
TITT?
That's because penguin is doing his thang somewhere else.
Isn't penguin still chillin' with Musha?
Darren870
Member
I was going to ask about the chip. There are a few amazing videos of people that say they can hear so much better with the chip.
donkey show
Member
She's been texting me updates about his well-being.IamMikeside said:
Selfish Pizza
Neo Member
I recently found out that I need surgery on one of my eyes where they cut out the lens and replace it with a synthetic lens. It's a shame technology isn't advanced enough that I could get a heads up display. That would be pretty cool!
donkey show
Member
Google glass in your eye. Would be sick. And you couldn't be banned from bars because of it because they wouldn't know!
Deaf Spacker
Memb
I remembered what I was thinking of, it's a Cochlear Implant.
But if everyone is like Adam Jensen you haven't gained anything
What are you thinking of looking at with this electronic eye of yours that could get you banned if they knew?
NinjaBoiX
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Morning Tash, well, afternoon, been in a training meeting all morning.
Hopefully this weekend, I should be walking around Ikea buying stuff for the house. It's a boring exercise, made more interesting when it's for your house. I might rope poppa bear in, see if he wants to "help" pay for some of it!
Hope you feel better mate, being ill sucks major balls.
I can't stop laughing at some these results Japan loves itself, Israel loves Prostate (WTF) and romania love mom and son
donkey show
Member
Iceland's the best.
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