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NinjaFridge
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What am I, an animal?
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Today is a great day for Democracy.
Stop going to cheap bars.Why is it impossible for bartenders here to make Long Islands?
Some day. Not this day.You've gotta tell him some day.
Why is it impossible for bartenders here to make Long Islands?
Some day. Not this day.
I've already planned how I will. When I get serious with someone to the point of having them over for "meet the parents" dinner, and my mother brings up children in that way mother's do, I will simply state that such a possibility is impossible, and in answer to her derisive "oh, you never know..." I shall flatly explain the reason and take another sip of wine.
I want at least two years before I explain it to them, mind.
For now, I'm content to browse GAF early Sunday morning, sipping wine, and listening to the new Hendrix album.
Long Island is Donkey's drink.He rocks up in a tuxedo and orders a Long Island. Shaken, not stirred.
It never fails to surprise me the number of folk who don't know that purchasing alcohol after 10pm is against the law...
Scottish law prohibits the sale of alcohol in shops after 10pm.
Scottish law prohibits the sale of alcohol in shops after 10pm.
OK, that's a lot more specific than what Lirlond said. The more you know...
Seems a bit weird as I'd wager a Scot to hold his liquor better than an Englishman. Guess just another way of shitting on the outer territories.
So some chick ordered a glass of wine, felt up my curly hair and kissed me, left her glass of wine and left. I have no idea where she is and there's a glass of wine next to me... :S
Fucking truth. I got a pitcher of Long Island for £10 at the bunker. It was amazing. Thankfully there've been girls flashing all night so the eye candy has been good. xDBecause you're not in Glasgow brah
Some day. Not this day.
I've already planned how I will. When I get serious with someone to the point of having them over for "meet the parents" dinner, and my mother brings up children in that way mother's do, I will simply state that such a possibility is impossible, and in answer to her derisive "oh, you never know..." I shall flatly explain the reason and take another sip of wine.
Some day. Not this day.
I've already planned how I will. When I get serious with someone to the point of having them over for "meet the parents" dinner, and my mother brings up children in that way mother's do, I will simply state that such a possibility is impossible, and in answer to her derisive "oh, you never know..." I shall flatly explain the reason and take another sip of wine.
You fellas (and gal) are my friends (in the internet not-really-friends-but-would-buy-you-a-pint-sense). I feel comfortable around you guys.For someone who won't make a thread about it you don't half enjoy talking about it.
Besides, this thread is now about this. Balls aren't even on the agenda anymore, except for how much sex we'll end up having to this.
Can you still ejaculate?
You fellas (and gal) are my friends (in the internet not-really-friends-but-would-buy-you-a-pint-sense). I feel comfortable around you guys.
Furthermore, I've just had knives and cauterizing irons in my fucking balls.
My mind is a little preoccupied right now.
There's a difference, I feel (correct me if I'm mistaken) between talking about it here, in this thread, and talking about it out there.
However, if such talk grows tiresome, I shall happily stop.
Thank you. It's going fine. Pain is mostly gone apart from when I make rapid movements or apply pressure.Hope your healing is going well.
But not too well, you don't want to have to go through all this again.
You fellas (and gal) are my friends (in the internet not-really-friends-but-would-buy-you-a-pint-sense). I feel comfortable around you guys.
Furthermore, I've just had knives and cauterizing irons in my fucking balls.
My mind is a little preoccupied right now.
There's a difference, I feel (correct me if I'm mistaken) between talking about it here, in this thread, and talking about it out there.
However, if such talk grows tiresome, I shall happily stop.
What a ladFurthermore, I've just had knives and cauterizing irons in my fucking balls.
I know exactly what you mean, there's stuff I talk about with Gaf peeps that I'd never discuss with my mates. Hope your healing is going well.
But not too well, you don't want to have to go through all this again.
When the relationship becomes serious. So I guess one year minimum? I don't know - it's a hard one to judge. It'll be different for every relationship.How quickly do you tell a new love interest your inability to have children? I'd feel deceitful if I kept it a secret for too long. Unless you're in your 50's and it's kind of a moot point.
Until you've moved onto shots, it's not even serious!Two drink minimum.