Fuck the movie, read the book. I can't imagine it making a great film anyway, to be honest. It's a story, it's meant to be read.
Dude, read His Dark Materials. There's delightful church bashing, light spoiler, sort of ->
and fucking BEARS.
I don't want to ground it anywhere in reality, so I'm aiming away from real place names. But something like Slough, London, Crosby, Harrow or the like would be perfect.
Looking for something less literally cold, but with a chill to the sound of it.
I think I'm just at the point where I'm overthinking everything I hear and nothing is going to be perfect.
The last real contender I had in my head was Winterbridge, but I think that sounds entirely too Forgotten Realms.