You enjoy the shittest things.
I love the fact my taste in anything is 100 times better than the depressing cunts that watch the x factor and im a celeb each week.
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I love the fact my taste in anything is 100 times better than the depressing cunts that watch the x factor and im a celeb each week.
Go downstairs.
Find front door wide open.
Go back upstairs.
Grab large metal rod.
Sweep the house, room by room, opening cupboards, prodding curtains, periodically slam the rod against the walls to make noise, humming Christmas tunes in a threatening manner.
Lock doors as I go.
Find no-one.
Give my mother a talking to about shutting doors properly and locking them.
Return to vidya gaymes, with metal rod by my side now for the rest of the night.
Find front door wide open.
Go back upstairs.
Grab large metal rod.
Sweep the house, room by room, opening cupboards, prodding curtains, periodically slam the rod against the walls to make noise, humming Christmas tunes in a threatening manner.
Lock doors as I go.
Find no-one.
Give my mother a talking to about shutting doors properly and locking them.
Return to vidya gaymes, with metal rod by my side now for the rest of the night.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
How does this work?
So what you're telling me is it's a weekday.
StealthGoblin
Banned
Come on its lovely weather for a sleigh-ride together with youuuu...
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
I was always told eating this or that would 'make my hair go curly'. Took me a while for it to click that they were talking about puberty.
What?!
Shit, all this time I didn't know that I hit puberty at 7.
Edit: seriously cheezmo, you're a smart guy. Just grow a pair and be the person you want to be.
Hot Coldman
Banned
Norovirus sounds like the latest evil creation of Albert Wesker.
Musha_Soturi
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Just got back from Rasmus gig, fucking awesome night, met lead singer again squeeeee! I now feel like a teenage girl.
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NinjaFridge
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Hot Coldman
Banned
Same, that's with student discount though
JonathanEx
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How much is Supercuts? £14 or so? I think I'm due my quarterly-cut soon.
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NinjaFridge
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22. I get a 4 at the back and sides and a trim on top so maybe that's it.
Obviously I can't never hope of looking like Chinner, so I have to make do
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
I wouldn't pay more than £5 for a haircut. Then again I'm from a small town in Scotland and still have a 2008-era mentality about how much stuff costs.
Then again I've only had 5 haircuts in the last ten years. I'm used to long hair, and even after getting it cut short in Japan two years ago I've let it grow back.
I used to get my hair cut in a small husband & wife barbers/hairdressers place. Ever since I grew my hair long the barber told me to let his wife handle it in the hairdressers part. The place was full of old women, and one of them said to me - almost crying - that "if I had hair as beautiful as yours, I'd never ever cut it."
:/
Then again I've only had 5 haircuts in the last ten years. I'm used to long hair, and even after getting it cut short in Japan two years ago I've let it grow back.
I used to get my hair cut in a small husband & wife barbers/hairdressers place. Ever since I grew my hair long the barber told me to let his wife handle it in the hairdressers part. The place was full of old women, and one of them said to me - almost crying - that "if I had hair as beautiful as yours, I'd never ever cut it."
:/
StealthGoblin
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Mine usually comes to £25 but that's cut by the stylist. I also get a pint of beer to drink while I'm waiting/having my hair cut.
But I have a job and yet still live with my parents.
£8 is what I usually pay. Cheapest one I had was £3.50 at Weymouth. Non-existant banter convo but it was a great haircut. Used to always get a buzzcut since I hated having curtly hair. I was never able to get my hair down to my shoulders. Now I just let it grow until it gets into a stupidly sized jew 'fro and then get a trim. Curious to know what a £25 haircut gets you.
sweet! meeting the band after the gig must be an amazing rush. Sounds like a fantastic night M!
Just crossed the border into England. Hopefully the weather down south isn't as unbearable as it was in Scotland these past couple of days.
sweet! meeting the band after the gig must be an amazing rush. Sounds like a fantastic night M!
Just crossed the border into England. Hopefully the weather down south isn't as unbearable as it was in Scotland these past couple of days.
Same here. I just don't live with casual racists and I'm allowed to bring my lovers home!
Hot Coldman
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Eh, you can't pick who your parents are. FWIW, Su, you're lucky in that second regard, because I and everyone I know has never quite had that luxury. Maybe it's because we're young, but I'll be damned if I'm ever allowed to get away with that. (I should know- I tried it once, to disastrous effect.)
Eh, been allowed since I was 17. So long as I'm considerate enough to ask in advance, it's all cool.
And because I'm considerate 9 times out of 10, it also means I can get away with not asking if it's a spur of the moment thing every once in a blue moon. Once you're 18, your parents have to realise that you're a grown adult who needs a certain amount of freedom, especially if they make you pay rent. I don't give my 'rents grief, they don't return any. It's all good.
JonathanEx
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Just casually mentioned on BBC News (and not for a crime)
Hot Coldman
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Well yeah, I agree. You'd think that'd be the case, once I turned 18.
You'd think. (Their actual words to me were "never do that", but also said "just wait until we're not in". Like, what's the deal? Pick your fucking rules. Luckily I'm away at uni now so I'm only home like 3 times a year, thank fuck.)
Sounds like you just get on a lot better with yours, anyway. I have pretty severe idealogical differences with mine, I can't really get over and I get along waaaaay better with my dad.
Hot Coldman
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This basically sums up my forecast for the next two weeks (swap career for "placement hunting").
uugh, worst part about seeing the family. I share your pain.
Not something I'd have wanted to see with my dad, but the people I did actually go with hated me for taking them so you might be onto something.
phisheep
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I speak with massive amounts of hindsight here, but firing it back seemed to work "when you were my age, where did you think your life and career were going?". Led at least to a few interesting discussions.
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
I'm loving my iPad so far.
I just got home but I don't mind those family questions, i et to say Uni's going really well and I'm hoping to do a Master's which goes down well.
Currently enjoying some gorgeous home-cooked lamb chilli, home does have its perks, even is Huddersfield is fucking wank.
Currently enjoying some gorgeous home-cooked lamb chilli, home does have its perks, even is Huddersfield is fucking wank.
Yup. I look but don't touch. There's a religious fervour surrounding guns in the US that I simply cannot understand.
Leave 'em to it.
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