So conversing by text is problematic, due to your shitty phone. By PM on here would be ok except Mods can read them, and however fun that might be for them I'm not sure I'd want them to know the kind of things we talk about. And you're not on facebook so we can't use messenger on there.
:/ indeed
Text sent again anyway
You cats are amateurs.
Set up a hotmail account. Share the username and password. Write your messages to each other and save 'em in drafts rather than actually sending 'em.
Job done.